Man I swear I have no life, I have been typing a chapter practically everyday! I have all of the time in the world. All I have been doing is computer and video games, that will change soon though....hopefully! I am ordering Inuyasha dvds; it is taking far too long for it to come to America! I got them though, and yeah I am ordering more . Thanks to all of the readers and reviewers out there! Yay this chapter is longer!

Disclaimer: I never in my lifetime will own Inuyasha.

Chapter 13: Faking

"Inuyasha," Kagome asked moving her hands in front of his face. "Are you ok? You in there somewhere?" She took the jewel back from his hands and put it in her pocket before trying to get Inuyasha to snap out of it.

"Kagome," Inuyasha asked finally out of it.

"Yeah?"

"Never mind." 'I must have been dreaming, what did that jewel do to me?'

Kagome sighed seeing Inuyasha's worried face. "So are we here to have some fun or what?"

"Huh?"

"Everyone is down at the lobby, go get dressed, I think you should come too you know," Kagome said smiling.

"What, did you change already?"

"Yeah I am wearing my bathing suit under my clothes, hurry up!"

Five minutes later

"Finally, it is 7:00 p.m. about time you got here," Shippo exclaimed.

"What took you so long," asked Sango.

"Inuyasha was having problems with his bathing suit," Kagome lied.

"I didn-"Kagome covered his mouth with her hand.

"How can you have problems with your bathing suit," Miroku laughed.

Kagome took her hands off Inuyasha's mouth. "She meant I had trouble finding it you moron," Inuyasha said irritated.

"Are we going today people," Shippo complained. Again he seemed to find himself alone in the lobby and everyone else out the door. "Hey! Wait for me!"

Kagome looked around and her eyes sparkled with excitement. "I don't know where to go to first!"

"Why don't you try taking your clothes off and then go swimming in your bathing suit, or do you prefer swimming in your clothes," asked Inuyasha.

"Oh, right," Kagome and Sango said at the same time.

Both of the girls discarded their clothing as the guys gasped. 'Damn Kagome looks good. Now let's see... I think I know what I can do for payback!'

'Sango, you are definitely going to experience more groping, in that bikini you are just begging for it.'

"Are we going now," Shippo complained.

A guy stopped in front of Kagome and took hold of her hands. "You are from this point, my woman," the guy told her.

"Koga you bastard let go of her," Inuyasha shouted.

"Oh and what are you going to do about it dog turd," asked Koga letting go of Kagome.

"That's it you are going down you wimpy wolf!" Inuyasha leapt at him and Koga took hold of his hands.

"Oh yeah? Just for that one I am going to take your little girlfriend," Koga commented.

"Your What!?!? You're going to what," Inuyasha yelled.

"All you need to know is I am going to do a little of this and a little of that, and I am definitely going to do that." (An-Haru, well black Haru but still...)

Inuyasha literally steamed of anger. 'This is the same little guy that couldn't go to the bathroom unless I led him and now he is an, I don't know what. What is he talking about, I will do this, I will do that. Whatever it is....' He looked over at Kagome. "You're sick! If it is a fight you want then bring it on!" (An-Kyou )

'This is going way to far, what are they fighting about anyway?' (An- Kagome didn't hear what Inuyasha and Koga were arguing about.) "SIT!" Kagome then walked over to the fallen Inuyasha and dragged him away.

'The famous Inuyasha at the mercy of some ordinary girl...I never did get that girl's name.' "You're my woman whoever you are," Koga left to go somewhere.

"So what were you arguing with Koga about anyway," asked Miroku.

"Nothing, so where to?"

"How about the lazy river," Kagome suggested. (An-rides are from the Water Park Schlitterbahn, best place ever!)

"Ok," everyone agreed.

Everyone grabbed a float and went into the river. The river swept them away with an unbelievably high speed; everyone was able to stay on, well except Kagome. She fell off and walked in the lazy river, well the current was carrying her but hey she still got around. She looked up at the sky to see no moon. "The new moon tonight eh? Is something going to happen tonight? I remember something important is going to, but what is it?" All of a sudden Kagome was pulled under the water with someone's hands around her waist. She tried kicking at this person but the person wouldn't let go. They both resurfaced. Kagome then felt her bikini become extremely loose, then it began falling. She caught it in time and tied the top, and slapped the person in the face screaming, "Get away from me you, rape freak!"

The stranger with black hair rubbed his face; "Calm down, it is me Inuyasha."

Kagome gave him a look over; he had black hair and violet eyes and also a very well toned chest. "You are not Inuyasha, Inuyasha has silver hair and golden eyes."

"What part of hanyou do you not get here? I am human tonight, I go like this every month when the new moon comes."

"Ok, if you are Inuyasha then tell me, what did you say to me when you were supposedly sleeping?"

"I need to be inside you."

"Why didn't you tell me you became human tonight!?!?!"

"That would be no fun, if I had then I wouldn't have been able to scare the crap out of you," Inuyasha laughed.

"Inuyasha, SIT!"

Inuyasha fell over in the water but didn't seem to resurface. In fact his face seemed to be turning funny colors.

"Why aren't you coming up," Kagome questioned.

#You just sat him moron! When you do that he remains on the ground for a couple of uh minutes right?#

'Aw shit, mom is going to kill me if he is dead.' Without a second thought Kagome swam under the water and grabbed Inuyasha pulling him up. She then saw an opening and immediately went towards it. It turns out the opening has a resting spot where you just lay down. Immediately she sat him down on the ground. 'No breathing! I can't hear any breathing!' "Come on you jerk don't you die on me!" Still no movement was given that Inuyasha was alive. "Aww man, I am seriously going to regret this....but I have no choice."

#Trust me you'll like it, I know I would!#

'Don't you ever shut up!' Slowly Kagome leaned her head down until her nose was touching Inuyasha's nose. 'If he wakes up now I am going to kill him!' Seeing as he didn't open his eyes Kagome leaned down a little further. If Kagome had looked at him a second longer then she would have seen the sparkling hanyou's eyes.

Inuyasha quickly shut his eyes so Kagome didn't get a glimpse, lucky for him he had or Kagome would have seen it. Kagome pulled back up, "Ok...no one's watching." She leaned her head down and pressed her lips fully to his trying to breathe life into him. Shortly afterwards, she pulled back to see that hanyou's condition didn't seem to improve. 'He's dead and it is all my fault!' Kagome began crying, "Please come back, don't leave me all alone!"

#Way to go...#

'Shut up!' "I'll do anything, anything, just don't leave me!" She put her hands to her face uncontrollably crying.

"Anything huh," Inuyasha questioned.

"Yes anything...huh?" Kagome took her hands off her face and saw Inuyasha sitting there smiling. "Your alive? Am I dreaming?"

Inuyasha went up to Kagome's face and licked her tears away and put his hand on hers. "Feel that?"

Kagome was at lost of words and just nodded dumbly.

He brought her hand up and rested it on his cheek, "Hey, I am sorry for making you worry...why are you still crying. Did I make you sad? What did I do this time?"

"You idiot, they are tears of joy." She continued crying.

"You're crying for me?"

"Your alive!" She threw her arms around his neck hugging him.

Inuyasha wasn't expecting this however, and couldn't seem to balance because of the weight thrown at him. He fell down on the sand with Kagome on top of him crying, and then all of a sudden she stiffened.

"Inuyasha?"

"Yeah?"

"Were you awake all of that time," she asked dangerously.

"Heh heh, funny that you mention that, um..." Inuyasha scratched the back of his head out of nervousness.

"YOU WERE!?!?!?!?!" Kagome clenched her fists and stood up.

Inuyasha just stared at the mad girl. "Come on, please don't be mad at me. The important thing is I am alive."

"DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW WORRIED I WAS ABOUT YOU!?!?!?"

"I didn't think that was possible."

"I thought you were going to die and you were awake the whole entire time! Is this your sick way of getting kicks!?!? Why in seven hells didn't you stop me, you better have a good explanation or I will be S-I-T-T-I-N-G you to hell!"

"Aww come on you know you liked it." Inuyasha then saw Kagome steaming literally. "The devil made me do it." (Yuu from Marmalade boy said that.)

"INUYASHA!?!"

"Ok ok, becauseiwantedto!"

"What, what did you just say," asked Kagome in shock.

Inuyasha's blush matched that of tomato nah, far passed that of a tomato. "Because... I wanted to..."

Kagome just stood there not believing what she was hearing.

"...Payback is nice."

"Payback?"

"Yeah or do you not comprehend what payback is?"

"You let me do CPR on you for payback!?!"

"You think I liked the feel of your lips on mine? Yeah right! I just know the feeling is mutual, and you don't like me, so doing anything like what you did would hurt your pride. It was completely worth it, just to see the look on your face right now...I would do it again if I got the chance!"

/She's pretty cute when she is mad./

'Yeah...and think she only has that face, just for me.'

/Why don't you tell her you like her?/

'What are you kidding? No way in hell, besides I don't know if she likes me. What is she doing?' "Turning me on my back so you can look at my ass?"

Kagome sat her down on Inuyasha's back. "Inuyasha...SIT BOY!"

'And I thought she was going to do something nice to me.' He brought his head up spitting out the sand. "What was that for!"

"For pretending that you were dead!"

"Want me to pretend again, Kagome I think I need CPR!"

"You can't even pretend when you are on the ground."

"Your weight is crushing me, taking all my breath away!"

"Haha very funny."

Inuyasha found the strength and flipped over. "Much better."

"Kagome, so what were you and Inuyasha doing? I mean I know when Inuyasha becomes human he is over come with strong emotions but I didn't think they were this strong," Miroku commented arriving.

SMACK!

"Sango, have you and Miroku been there for long," Inuyasha asked.

"No matter how many times I smack him he is still perverted," Sango rubbed her hand.

"How could you forget about me," Shippo cried.

"Well we just got here, besides he is teasing you Shippo," Sango explained.

"No fair! When he is human he isn't nice to me, Miroku you said he is overcome with strong emotions," Shippo shouted.

"Well...I meant strong emotions towards someone, you know...love," Miroku explained.

"I do not love Kagome!"

"Why deny it, I don't get you, why haven't you made a move? Come on the girl is on top of you! How can you not take this situation to its fullest!"

"Because he is not you Miroku," Sango guessed.

"Bingo!" Miroku gave a push to Kagome's back. "What will you do now Inuyasha?"

Inuyasha moved his head to the side and Kagome's face fell in sand. "It is not like I was trapped or anything."

"I can't believe you passed up the perfect opportunity," Miroku sighed shaking his head.

"They don't even like each other," Shippo pointed out.

"What are you blind? They are totally in to each other, but both are afraid to know what the other one thinks of them. So what do they do? Inuyasha kind of flirts with Kagome and Kagome, well she just goes along with whatever is happening," Sango stated.

"Are you trying to explain your situation with Miroku," Kagome asked sitting up.

"Of course not! We don't have a situation to begin with," Sango yelled blushing. "Besides you are the one who is still on top of Inuyasha!"

"Aww come on it is not like I am straddling his waist or anything," Kagome stated. "Besides Inuyasha is making no move to move from underneath me."

"That's because your weight is crushing me down," Inuyasha complained.

"Yeah right. You just love this position," Kagome teased.

"......"

"Inuyasha? So she speaks how you feel," Miroku asked.

"Maybe," Inuyasha smirked at the Kagome with shock written all over her face.

"Whatever I am going to bed!" Kagome got off Inuyasha and stomped her way up to "her" room. Right as she almost got out of earshot she heard a smart- ass remark, "I know you liked it!" "INUYASHA SIT BOY!"

Inuyasha heard a reply back to his smart-ass remark, "INUYASHA SIT BOY!" 'I know I liked it Kagome...more like I like you.'

Yep nothing is down here this time.