Hey guys! I've been really busy and I am REALLY sorry. So..... for a special treat... I am posting two el chapiteros today! Here they are....






........Evan (haha) but names aren't important-"


"If they aren't important then why did you tell me what your name is?" Duckie was totally confused.

"Fine! If you want to call me something that badly then call me Bond."

*spy music plays*

Evan-now-Bond strikes a pose.

"Excuse me, did you say Bond?"

"Yes Bond, Evan Bond," she looks at an imaginary camera and cocks an eyebrow.

"Whatever!"

Bond looked crestfallen.

"Well enough of this talk we must save Noodlez!" Bond strikes another pose.

"Ok will you quit, it's getting really old."

"Fine." Bond pouted.

"What happened to Noodlez? What's happening at Hogwarts? Where is my wand?"

"Well some kids found Noodlez plastered to the side of a tree while on a hiking trip. Scarred them for life."

"Wow, that would be pretty disturbing to see a person slammed into a tree."

"Yes let alone seeing Noodlez when you're too young to cope with that experience," Bond shuddered. "Well, I'm one of their friends so the wizards who found her gave me her belongings, including the letter you sent her."

"I didn't send her a letter!"

Bond shoved a large book into Duckies' hands.

"Read the script," she said, "Page one."

Duckie read quickly.

"Oh yeah, that letter!"

Just then Snape came into view.

"Hello ladies what are you doing here on this fine day."

"We-we were just......watching the penguins migrate south for the winter."

"That has to be the lamest excuse I've ever heard. And I'm a TEACHER!'"

"Oooh, look out for the bigshot teacher!" Bond said under her breath.

Snape began to smoke out the ears. He raised his wand and was about to shout out a spell when a rather large book came in contact with his head. This was an unfortunate move. Quite regrettable really. Snape was knocked unconscious instantly (he woke up in the hospital two weeks later and wore a large bandage on his right temple for another month and has had a fear of books ever since, but that's beside the point. The point is that Snape was knocked unconscious.)

"Nice swing!" Bond said giving Duckie a high five.

"Thanks but how am I going to get my wand back? Crabbe and Goyle had it." she said, glancing over the edge.

"Duckie! Did you or did you not witness the events that just took place? Do not look over the edge!"

"But how do I get my wand?'

"That's easy! Accio Duckie's wand!" Bond held out a hand and all of the sudden Duckie's wand had zoomed straight into it.

"YEOUCH! OW-OW-OW-OW!" Bond hopped in circles holding her hand.

Duckie picked up her wand.

"What' s going on at Hogwarts?"

"I don't know." Bond stopped whimpering. "Let's go take a little looksy."

"We'll need to get Noodlez on the way."

"Yes, and I've heard about your first experience at Hogwarts so I think we'll need a disguise."

"How about exchange students?"

"That's crazy! So crazy," Bond looked at an invisible camera again, "It justMight...Work!"

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