SCENE TWO: ULTRA-INTERGALACTIC CYBOT-G WHO?
CAST: Ultra-Intergalactic Cybot-G Marina Lightyear
Jean
Ghaleon
Hiro
Lucia
Leo
Ramus
SETTING:Quark's Cave (Dungeon Area)
As we open, Hiro, Lucia, Jean, and Leo are dashing out of Quark's room...wait, they just finished dashing. Now they're going at a slow pace. Now they're talking...
Hiro: That sure was a close one...
Lucia: @#$%!
Leo: Quiet yourself, Destroyer Lucia!
Jean: It's too bad that Ramus is dead.
Hiro: It is?
Jean: Naw, I'm just screwin' with ya'.
Hiro: ...Hey, where do ya' think Ghaleon got off to?
Ghaleon: I'm right here, you pathetic fools.
Lucia: @#$%!
Leo: Ghaleon! Choose now for the sixth and final time: are you on our side or not?
Ghaleon: I will just leave that for you to decide.
*Disappears*
Jean: What the @#$% was that supposed to mean?!
Lucia: What...does anything mean anymore?
Leo: We must leave this cave at once! The ceiling's crumbling!
Jean: Hey, Hiro. Where's Ruby, anyway? Isn't she usually sitting on your shoulder hating us for living?
Hiro: Hmmm.......oh, well, uhhhh.......gotta go!!! *Dashes off really fast*
Leo: No matter: WHITE DRAGON WINGS, TAKE US TO THE EXIT!
*The rest of the party is transported to the entrance to the cave*
Leo: Now we simply wait for Hiro to come to us!
*As Leo says this, Hiro comes running as fast as he can past them, at least a hundred monsters chasing him*
Jean: Ha-ha! Hiro's gonna get mauled to- *Lucia shoves Jean into the stampede of beasts...she dies*
Lucia: @#$%!
Leo: I knew it all along! Destroyer, now you will suffer!
*A Nipple-Yanker stops in front of them*
Nipple-Yanker: No, don't kill her! It's not right. You are Leo, the White Knight! You'd be doing a naughty thing if you did that!
Leo: Oh, what do you know?
Girl's Voice: SSSSSTTTTTOOOOOPPPPP!!!
*A girl with green hair and white armor jumps out from behind a boulder*
Leo: Who the @#$% are you?
Girl: I am Ultra-Intergalactic Cybot-G Marina Lightyear, and I've come to stop you, vile villain! Now you will pay!
Hiro: See, Leo! There ARE people cornier than you!
Leo: How'd you get away from all those monsters?
Hiro: Concussion Sword...anyway, carry on.
Marina: *Picks up Leo* Ha! *Shakes him violently and abusively in the air* Shake-shake-shake! *Throws him into
the Nipple-Yanker* Yah!
Leo & Nipple-Yanker: *VERY high-pitched* Owww! *Nipple-yanker is thrown off- screen, and several blue,
purple, red, and green gems fly from his and Leo's bodies*
Marina: My kick will destroy you! *Flies at Leo, kicks him in the face*
Leo: Heeeeelp meeeeee, MARINAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Marina: Oh, no, what have I done...for the fifty-seventh time...??! *She dashes off in Leo's direction*
Lucia: @#$%!
Hiro: Hmph. Hey, whaddaya say, we go take the Destiny back home and scare the @#$% outta Leo?
Lucia: Okay!
*They walk out together*
*Meanwhile, concerning Leo...*
Leo: AAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH! Wall...
Marina: Had enough pain yet, creep?
Leo: Yes, please, leave me alone!
Marina: Hmmm...I usually don't get that kind of answer. Usually, it's some stupid crap like "Kill me, I'm not worthy to live!"
Leo: What the- OF COURSE I'M WORTHY TO LIVE!
Marina: Well, that's too bad. Bye-bye.
*Marina steps towards Leo, but she is crushed by something from the ceiling*
Leo: RAMUS!
Ramus: Hiya, Leo!
Leo: Curses!
*Leo dashes at Ramus, but Ramus steps aside. Leo cuts him anyway*
Ramus: Why?!
Leo: You are too large to deserve life...oh, and you're fat, too.
Ramus: Oh. I'll just go into that corner over there and die, then.
Leo: By the way, Ramus. How did you survive the crap-launcher attack?
Ramus: I dunno.
*Ramus crawls into the aforementioned corner, makes a few disturbing noises, and dies*
Leo: Oh well...
*Leo exits the cave and realizes something*
Leo: Where's the destiny?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
CAST: Ultra-Intergalactic Cybot-G Marina Lightyear
Jean
Ghaleon
Hiro
Lucia
Leo
Ramus
SETTING:Quark's Cave (Dungeon Area)
As we open, Hiro, Lucia, Jean, and Leo are dashing out of Quark's room...wait, they just finished dashing. Now they're going at a slow pace. Now they're talking...
Hiro: That sure was a close one...
Lucia: @#$%!
Leo: Quiet yourself, Destroyer Lucia!
Jean: It's too bad that Ramus is dead.
Hiro: It is?
Jean: Naw, I'm just screwin' with ya'.
Hiro: ...Hey, where do ya' think Ghaleon got off to?
Ghaleon: I'm right here, you pathetic fools.
Lucia: @#$%!
Leo: Ghaleon! Choose now for the sixth and final time: are you on our side or not?
Ghaleon: I will just leave that for you to decide.
*Disappears*
Jean: What the @#$% was that supposed to mean?!
Lucia: What...does anything mean anymore?
Leo: We must leave this cave at once! The ceiling's crumbling!
Jean: Hey, Hiro. Where's Ruby, anyway? Isn't she usually sitting on your shoulder hating us for living?
Hiro: Hmmm.......oh, well, uhhhh.......gotta go!!! *Dashes off really fast*
Leo: No matter: WHITE DRAGON WINGS, TAKE US TO THE EXIT!
*The rest of the party is transported to the entrance to the cave*
Leo: Now we simply wait for Hiro to come to us!
*As Leo says this, Hiro comes running as fast as he can past them, at least a hundred monsters chasing him*
Jean: Ha-ha! Hiro's gonna get mauled to- *Lucia shoves Jean into the stampede of beasts...she dies*
Lucia: @#$%!
Leo: I knew it all along! Destroyer, now you will suffer!
*A Nipple-Yanker stops in front of them*
Nipple-Yanker: No, don't kill her! It's not right. You are Leo, the White Knight! You'd be doing a naughty thing if you did that!
Leo: Oh, what do you know?
Girl's Voice: SSSSSTTTTTOOOOOPPPPP!!!
*A girl with green hair and white armor jumps out from behind a boulder*
Leo: Who the @#$% are you?
Girl: I am Ultra-Intergalactic Cybot-G Marina Lightyear, and I've come to stop you, vile villain! Now you will pay!
Hiro: See, Leo! There ARE people cornier than you!
Leo: How'd you get away from all those monsters?
Hiro: Concussion Sword...anyway, carry on.
Marina: *Picks up Leo* Ha! *Shakes him violently and abusively in the air* Shake-shake-shake! *Throws him into
the Nipple-Yanker* Yah!
Leo & Nipple-Yanker: *VERY high-pitched* Owww! *Nipple-yanker is thrown off- screen, and several blue,
purple, red, and green gems fly from his and Leo's bodies*
Marina: My kick will destroy you! *Flies at Leo, kicks him in the face*
Leo: Heeeeelp meeeeee, MARINAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Marina: Oh, no, what have I done...for the fifty-seventh time...??! *She dashes off in Leo's direction*
Lucia: @#$%!
Hiro: Hmph. Hey, whaddaya say, we go take the Destiny back home and scare the @#$% outta Leo?
Lucia: Okay!
*They walk out together*
*Meanwhile, concerning Leo...*
Leo: AAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH! Wall...
Marina: Had enough pain yet, creep?
Leo: Yes, please, leave me alone!
Marina: Hmmm...I usually don't get that kind of answer. Usually, it's some stupid crap like "Kill me, I'm not worthy to live!"
Leo: What the- OF COURSE I'M WORTHY TO LIVE!
Marina: Well, that's too bad. Bye-bye.
*Marina steps towards Leo, but she is crushed by something from the ceiling*
Leo: RAMUS!
Ramus: Hiya, Leo!
Leo: Curses!
*Leo dashes at Ramus, but Ramus steps aside. Leo cuts him anyway*
Ramus: Why?!
Leo: You are too large to deserve life...oh, and you're fat, too.
Ramus: Oh. I'll just go into that corner over there and die, then.
Leo: By the way, Ramus. How did you survive the crap-launcher attack?
Ramus: I dunno.
*Ramus crawls into the aforementioned corner, makes a few disturbing noises, and dies*
Leo: Oh well...
*Leo exits the cave and realizes something*
Leo: Where's the destiny?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!