SCENE THREE: AWWW...ALEX'S THIRD WORD
CAST: Leo
Hiro
Lucia
Nash
Ramus
Ghaleon
Poppin' Fresh
Luna
Alex
SETTING:Burg
As we open, Hiro and Lucia, having just made it to Burg, are having a conversation when Leo appears behind them. Let's see what happens...
Hiro: Lucia, I'm bored. Let's go off and do something crazy...like burn Dyne's monument or something.
*A rustling sound is heard in a bush a little way behind them*
Lucia: What did you say, Hiro? I was thinking about Ramus.
Hiro: ...!!?
Lucia: No, I do not wish to love him...I was just comparing him to-
Hiro: ME?!...I win!
Lucia: No...Poppin' Fresh...
Poppin' Fresh: HEY! That's an insult to fat globs of sugar and dough everywhere!
Lucia: *Whispering to Hiro*
Hiro: *Whispers back*
Lucia: *Reaches out and shoves her arm with all her might through Poppin' Fresh*
Poppin' Fresh: *Stands there stunned and angry. Suddenly, his entire body begins to vibrate. He explodes into a million little thin Poppin' Freshes, all eating their own products to live up to the...large standards of their race*
Lucia: @#$%!
Hiro: Leeeeet's go now.
Male Voice: You are not going anywhere, fools. Not until you pay the price for your crimes.
Hiro: What'd I do?!
Voice: Umm...SHUT UP!!
Hiro: *Turns around and pokes Leo in the eye*
Leo: *His head rolls off of his shoulders. Leo spouts a new one*
Hiro: Lucia, he's doing that thing again!
Leo: Your insuboordination towards the White Knight is not allowed. It's a no-no.
Ramus: Hi, fella's!
Hiro, Lucia, & Leo: *Scream like six year-old little girls who just wet the bed in the middle of their first sleep-over*
Ramus: Hey, I brought my friends Alex and Luna to meet you.
Alex: Luna...
Luna: Oh, I've heard so much about you! Come on, I'll show you our house.
Alex: Luna...
Lucia: What's his problem?
Alex: Luna...
Hiro: *Backs into Leo*
Hiro and Leo: GET AWAY FROM ME!!!
Alex: Luna...?
Ramus: Hey! I'm not talking!
Alex: Yes you are, you fool!
Luna: *Gasps*
Ramus: My-my God...you...talked?!
Alex: I-I didn't mean to...ummm...*Breaks into tears*
Ghaleon: Hey, how's it goin'?
*Shotgun is heard; Ghaleon's head is blown off*
Farmer Guy: There, I got 'im! That'll learn 'em ta screw with mah tomatees!
*Shotgun is heard; Farmer Guy's head is blown off*
Another Farmer: There, I got 'im! That'll learn 'em ta screw with mah shootin's!
Luna: Oh, darn, I forgot that today is shooting day. C'mon, inside, now!
*As the group heads inside, Ramus is shot four hundred and thirty-seven point five times in the chest (just enough to penetrate his heart. The rest of the party makes it inside fine*
Luna: Oh, no...Ramus died! Aren't the rest of you in any way sad?!
Hiro: No, not really. He'll just pop back up in the next chapter anyway.
Lucia: No, Hiro! You don't understand what's really at stake here!
Alex: Luna...?
Leo: STOP SAYING THAT!!!!
Alex: Luna...
Leo: NO! SAY A WORD!
Alex: Luna...
Leo: *Starts waving a stick around in the air. It catches Alex's attention* Do it for the stick! *Starts making baby noises*
Alex: Luna... *Has a disappointed look on his face*
CAST: Leo
Hiro
Lucia
Nash
Ramus
Ghaleon
Poppin' Fresh
Luna
Alex
SETTING:Burg
As we open, Hiro and Lucia, having just made it to Burg, are having a conversation when Leo appears behind them. Let's see what happens...
Hiro: Lucia, I'm bored. Let's go off and do something crazy...like burn Dyne's monument or something.
*A rustling sound is heard in a bush a little way behind them*
Lucia: What did you say, Hiro? I was thinking about Ramus.
Hiro: ...!!?
Lucia: No, I do not wish to love him...I was just comparing him to-
Hiro: ME?!...I win!
Lucia: No...Poppin' Fresh...
Poppin' Fresh: HEY! That's an insult to fat globs of sugar and dough everywhere!
Lucia: *Whispering to Hiro*
Hiro: *Whispers back*
Lucia: *Reaches out and shoves her arm with all her might through Poppin' Fresh*
Poppin' Fresh: *Stands there stunned and angry. Suddenly, his entire body begins to vibrate. He explodes into a million little thin Poppin' Freshes, all eating their own products to live up to the...large standards of their race*
Lucia: @#$%!
Hiro: Leeeeet's go now.
Male Voice: You are not going anywhere, fools. Not until you pay the price for your crimes.
Hiro: What'd I do?!
Voice: Umm...SHUT UP!!
Hiro: *Turns around and pokes Leo in the eye*
Leo: *His head rolls off of his shoulders. Leo spouts a new one*
Hiro: Lucia, he's doing that thing again!
Leo: Your insuboordination towards the White Knight is not allowed. It's a no-no.
Ramus: Hi, fella's!
Hiro, Lucia, & Leo: *Scream like six year-old little girls who just wet the bed in the middle of their first sleep-over*
Ramus: Hey, I brought my friends Alex and Luna to meet you.
Alex: Luna...
Luna: Oh, I've heard so much about you! Come on, I'll show you our house.
Alex: Luna...
Lucia: What's his problem?
Alex: Luna...
Hiro: *Backs into Leo*
Hiro and Leo: GET AWAY FROM ME!!!
Alex: Luna...?
Ramus: Hey! I'm not talking!
Alex: Yes you are, you fool!
Luna: *Gasps*
Ramus: My-my God...you...talked?!
Alex: I-I didn't mean to...ummm...*Breaks into tears*
Ghaleon: Hey, how's it goin'?
*Shotgun is heard; Ghaleon's head is blown off*
Farmer Guy: There, I got 'im! That'll learn 'em ta screw with mah tomatees!
*Shotgun is heard; Farmer Guy's head is blown off*
Another Farmer: There, I got 'im! That'll learn 'em ta screw with mah shootin's!
Luna: Oh, darn, I forgot that today is shooting day. C'mon, inside, now!
*As the group heads inside, Ramus is shot four hundred and thirty-seven point five times in the chest (just enough to penetrate his heart. The rest of the party makes it inside fine*
Luna: Oh, no...Ramus died! Aren't the rest of you in any way sad?!
Hiro: No, not really. He'll just pop back up in the next chapter anyway.
Lucia: No, Hiro! You don't understand what's really at stake here!
Alex: Luna...?
Leo: STOP SAYING THAT!!!!
Alex: Luna...
Leo: NO! SAY A WORD!
Alex: Luna...
Leo: *Starts waving a stick around in the air. It catches Alex's attention* Do it for the stick! *Starts making baby noises*
Alex: Luna... *Has a disappointed look on his face*