SCENE 4: MECHA-MUNSTER ATTACKS! CAST: Hiro Luna Alex Leo Laike Ramus Ghaleon Myght Mecha-Munster

SETTING: Alex & Luna's House

As we open, the gang had just escaped getting their freaking heads blown off for "screwin' with mah tomatees." All but Ramus and Ghaleon (of course). Ahem. Let's just get through this, all right?

Leo: Talk, darn you!

*Leo is beating Alex in the back of the head with each word*

Alex: Luna.

*Leo stops beating Alex*

Leo: Why do you not just speak? You did it earlier!

*Alex opens his mouth, but before he can "get his 'Luna' on," Laike crashes through the roof*

Laike: Yes! What a rush! .Er, I mean, I've come for you, Luna.

Luna: What for?

Hiro: Yeah, big guy! What for? Are ya' coming to take Luna so that she can bear your young and you can eat the babies as they turn two, then in a desperate cry for help, impale her on the highest branch of the oldest tree in LUNAR?

Laike: What's it to you?

Hiro: Nothing, just wondering, that's all.

Alex: LUNA!!!

Laike: C'mon, babe, daddy needs some-

*Alex tackles Laike, but is thrown across the room*

Laike: Hahaha! Pathetic mortals!!!

Lucia: I believe I am the only one who is still immortal here.

Laike: I never said I wasn't.

Lucia: But, you implied that-

Laike: Okay, you're coming with us!

Hiro: No! Luna's one thing, but Lucia's another! Eat my brain, Laike!

Laike: ???

Luna: ???

Alex: Luna???

Leo: ???

Lucia: ???

Hiro: What? What'd I say?

Laike: Sure, whatever. Look, I'm just going to kill you now, okay?

Hiro: No, not really.

Laike: Too bad!

*Laike runs at Hiro, but Hiro dodges, causing Laike to slam into the wall*

Laike: You son of a @#$%!

*As Laike struggles to get up, Luna and Lucia combine their powers to teleport everyone except Laike to Myght's Tower*

Lucia: Why are we here?

Luna: We must inform Myght that Laike has gone mad.

*Ghaleon does another pop-up trick and appears behind Hiro. He looks disgruntled*

Ghaleon: Thanks. Now I feel just great. I go nuts and you take me out single-handedly. Laike does the same and suddenly you're all, "Oh, help me! I'm some pathetic woman who-!"

*Leo gashes Ghaleon in the stomach with his horn. Ghaleon falls to the floor bleeding*

Ghaleon: Remember me.as.a hero.

*He dies*

Hiro: Never so many comical deaths in one day, I tell ya'!

Maniacal Voice: Eeh-hee-hee! Prepare for one more!

Luna: That voice.Myght!

Myght's Voice: Correct! I am on the roof of my tower, controlling my greatest creation! It should be arriving soon!

*Ten minutes later.*

Hiro: Where the @#$% is this thing?

Myght: One minute.

*Seven minutes later.*

Myght: Just a second.

*Ramus approaches from behind*

Ramus: Hiya, fellas!

Leo: Shut up.

Ramus: Okay.

*Ramus stands there until he dies of loneliness. Five minutes later.*

Myght: Almost there-! Oh, crap! The remote's dead!

Lucia: This is taking far too long.I'll be right back.

*She teleports to the top of the tower, grabs Myght and his "creation," and teleports back down*

Myght: Thank you, now SHUT UP!!!

*Myght farts*

Myght: Now, let me introduce you to.MECHA-MUNSTER!!!

*The hulking machine teleported with Lucia and Myght comes to life. It looks like a life-sized Herman Munster.only more robotic*

Mecha-Munster: I am here to carry out your every command, Sir Myght.

Myght: Yes, I know! Now: ATTACK!!!