SCENE 5: MECHA-MUNSTER ACTUALLY ATTACKS! CAST: Lucia Hiro Alex Myght Mecha-Munster (a.k.a. Steven R. Nevets) Ramus Ghaleon Leo Luna SETTING: Myght's Tower, 1F

As we open, Mecha-Munster is flying across the room towards Hiro. They are currently frozen to allow me the time to write this. Hey, wait! They're moving again! Wow! What a battle! I've never seen anything so awesome in my entire life! You really don't know what you're missing! This fight is so action-packed and all-around awesome that would take your own life if you did. It is so cool that I literally want to have babies with this fight. Babies with wings. And plaid overalls. Huh? It looks like the fight's almost over.

*The entire party had participated in the awesome boss fight. Except Lucia. She ran away after healing Hiro when he was at perfect health and Leo was nearly dead*

Hiro: Eat this!

*He begins to jump at the machine when it brings up a very good point*

Mecha-Munster: How exactly would I go about that?

Hiro: I dunno. EAT IT ANYWAY!!!

*He jumps at Mecha-Munster with his sword out, lands on its shoulders, throws down his sword, and give Mecha-Munster the noogie of its life*

Mecha-Munster: OW! OW! OOOOWWWW!!!! WHY, OH, WHY DID YOU GIVE ME SENSORS THERE, MASTER MYGHT? WHY?!?

Myght: Be stong, creation of mine! KILL! KILL! KILL!!!

Alex: Luna!

Luna: I'm right here!

Alex: Luna...

Myght: What did that have to do with anything? WHAT?

Hiro: Nothing. That's the glory of this fic.

Myght: What's a "fic?"

Hiro: It's what we live in now that our games are finished.

Myght: I don't get it...

Mecha-Munster: Me neither.

Luna: See, it's like this: when we killed Ghaleon, that was a game. Then I chose not to be a goddess. Then the game ended. Now, we join the ranks of all of the games on Stilleas' "I beat it" list. We all get thrown into one giant, confusing world. And that world is called "Fanfiction.net."

Myght: You lost me.

Mecha-Munster: Me too.

Myght: SHUT UP!!!

Mecha-Munster: Sorry, Master Myght.

Myght: NOT FORGIVEN!!!

Luna: Where'd I lose you?

Myght: You didn't.

Luna: Then...why did you say I did?

Myght: Poor planning on the author's part.

Hiro: Hey, you just described this whole fic!

Myght: Hmm...I guess I did. Anywho, see ya'!

Mecha-Munster: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

*Mecha-Munster grabs Myght to keep him from walking away*

Myght: Mecha-Munster, I'm just trying to go to the bathroom!

Mecha-Munster: I'll miss you too much!

*Mecha-Munster hugs Myght extra hard, thereby killing him*

Ramus: Awww...that's too bad!

Hiro: How to kill, how to kill...

Mecha-Munster: Me knows!

*He tackles Ramus with his metallic, Herman Munster-sized body. Unfortunately, he is bounced back immediately, as if he had just hit a wall of a hybrid jello-rubber substance*

Ramus: It's gonna take a lot more than THAT to outweigh ME! But don't worry, because you tried so hard, I'll take myself out for the effort! See ya' in Chapter Six!

All (Including Ramus): Bye, Ramus!

*Ramus pulls out a dagger and de-guts himself*

Mecha-Munster: You seem to have more fun than Master Myght. He can't even make fun of Ramus. I'm coming with you!

Luna: Okay, but only under one condition: you can only talk in palendrome!

Mecha-Munster: Yay!

Leo: What about your name, infidel?

Luna: Isn't that a bit much?

Leo: Too bad. Now, what'll it be?

Steven R. Nevets: I am Stiven R. Nevets, Mai.

Hiro: Who's Mai?

Mecha-Munster: Huh?