SCENE 6: INTERMISSION
CAST: Hiro
Lucia
Luna
Mecha-Munster
Ramus
Ghaleon
Leo
Alex
SETTING: Outside Myght's Tower
As we open, the group has just escaped Myght's Tower with Mecha- Munster. Skibbldy-dibbldy-danky-dorp skibbldy danky deiby. I dunno. The intro was too short.
Hiro: Hey, Alex, isn't that one nudie forest around here?
Alex: Luna...
*Mecha-Munster grabs Alex around the throat*
Mecha-Munster: When Master Hiro asks Un-master Alex a question, Un-master Alex must answer!
Ramus: Hey, I thought you only spoke in palindrome!
Mecha-Munster: I thought you were dead when that happened.
Ramus: So, I could still hear you!
Hiro: Hey, stop fighting. Mecha-Munster doesn't have to anymore.
Ramus: Why's that?
Hiro: Haven't you been paying attention? Everything that happens in one chapter is totally disregarded in the next! This world is total chaos!
*As Hiro says this, Sephiroth and Goku are seen duking it out in the background. Speed Racer and his team blast through the foreground*
Ramus: Eh. Hey, where are we going next?
Leo: Er. "We?"
Ramus: Well, I follow you anyway.
Leo: True, true.
Luna: Laaaa, la lalala, la lala lala lalala lala la, la la lalalalalala, la la, la lalala.
*Luna's song causes a chemical reaction in Ramus' body, causing him to implode*
Hiro: Where's Lucia, anyway?
Lucia: Right here.
*She jumps down from a nearby cliff. As she lands, some jagged rocks break her fall*
Lucia: Help me.I'm in pain!
Hiro: Oh, no! Zophar poisoned her soul!
Leo: Idiot! She's not poisoned! Her bones are all in poor shape, though.
Luna: *Sings Lucia back to health*
Hiro: Hey, since we don't have to go to a hospital now, we have spare time! We can do whatever we want!
*Far in the distance, so far that it seems a mere speck, a man is running across the fields. Alex grins and looks hopefully up at Luna*
Luna: Go get 'em ya' little scamp!
Alex: LUNAAAAA!!!!!!! *Runs off toward the speck on the horizon*
Luna: Heh heh heh.kids.
Mecha-Munster: So.what are your names?
Hiro: I'm Hiro. This is Lucia. That's Luna. He's Leo. Ramus is dead. Alex ran off to kill a man.
Mecha-Munster: Oh, yeah. I forgot.
Hiro: So.is it any good working for Myght?
Mecha-Munster: .eh.
Lucia: Nice weather, isn't it?
Hiro: Yep.
Luna: Sure is.
Leo: So, Luna.do you come here often?
Luna: Used to.
Leo: I see.
Hiro: GEEZ, THIS IS BORING!!!
*Alex comes back holding Ghaleon's head by the hair*
Luna: Was that the traveler?
*Alex nods his head*
Ghaleon's Head: Why.didn't.I.ap.pear in.the pre.previous.chapter?
Lucia: Hmmm.good question.
Hiro: We can just kill you twice now.
Ghaleon's Head: Fine.I.sup.suppose.that's f.fair.(cough, hack!!!)
*Hiro draws his sword as Ghaleon's Head spews blood out its mouth. Hiro chops the head in half, has Luna heal it, and chops it in half again*
Mecha-Munster: Well, it looks like it's time to go. Goodnight, everybody!
Goku: Well, that ending was abrupt, now wasn't it?
Speed Racer: Sure was.
Sephiroth: Eh...thing is, this makes more sense than MY game.
SETTING: Outside Myght's Tower
As we open, the group has just escaped Myght's Tower with Mecha- Munster. Skibbldy-dibbldy-danky-dorp skibbldy danky deiby. I dunno. The intro was too short.
Hiro: Hey, Alex, isn't that one nudie forest around here?
Alex: Luna...
*Mecha-Munster grabs Alex around the throat*
Mecha-Munster: When Master Hiro asks Un-master Alex a question, Un-master Alex must answer!
Ramus: Hey, I thought you only spoke in palindrome!
Mecha-Munster: I thought you were dead when that happened.
Ramus: So, I could still hear you!
Hiro: Hey, stop fighting. Mecha-Munster doesn't have to anymore.
Ramus: Why's that?
Hiro: Haven't you been paying attention? Everything that happens in one chapter is totally disregarded in the next! This world is total chaos!
*As Hiro says this, Sephiroth and Goku are seen duking it out in the background. Speed Racer and his team blast through the foreground*
Ramus: Eh. Hey, where are we going next?
Leo: Er. "We?"
Ramus: Well, I follow you anyway.
Leo: True, true.
Luna: Laaaa, la lalala, la lala lala lalala lala la, la la lalalalalala, la la, la lalala.
*Luna's song causes a chemical reaction in Ramus' body, causing him to implode*
Hiro: Where's Lucia, anyway?
Lucia: Right here.
*She jumps down from a nearby cliff. As she lands, some jagged rocks break her fall*
Lucia: Help me.I'm in pain!
Hiro: Oh, no! Zophar poisoned her soul!
Leo: Idiot! She's not poisoned! Her bones are all in poor shape, though.
Luna: *Sings Lucia back to health*
Hiro: Hey, since we don't have to go to a hospital now, we have spare time! We can do whatever we want!
*Far in the distance, so far that it seems a mere speck, a man is running across the fields. Alex grins and looks hopefully up at Luna*
Luna: Go get 'em ya' little scamp!
Alex: LUNAAAAA!!!!!!! *Runs off toward the speck on the horizon*
Luna: Heh heh heh.kids.
Mecha-Munster: So.what are your names?
Hiro: I'm Hiro. This is Lucia. That's Luna. He's Leo. Ramus is dead. Alex ran off to kill a man.
Mecha-Munster: Oh, yeah. I forgot.
Hiro: So.is it any good working for Myght?
Mecha-Munster: .eh.
Lucia: Nice weather, isn't it?
Hiro: Yep.
Luna: Sure is.
Leo: So, Luna.do you come here often?
Luna: Used to.
Leo: I see.
Hiro: GEEZ, THIS IS BORING!!!
*Alex comes back holding Ghaleon's head by the hair*
Luna: Was that the traveler?
*Alex nods his head*
Ghaleon's Head: Why.didn't.I.ap.pear in.the pre.previous.chapter?
Lucia: Hmmm.good question.
Hiro: We can just kill you twice now.
Ghaleon's Head: Fine.I.sup.suppose.that's f.fair.(cough, hack!!!)
*Hiro draws his sword as Ghaleon's Head spews blood out its mouth. Hiro chops the head in half, has Luna heal it, and chops it in half again*
Mecha-Munster: Well, it looks like it's time to go. Goodnight, everybody!
Goku: Well, that ending was abrupt, now wasn't it?
Speed Racer: Sure was.
Sephiroth: Eh...thing is, this makes more sense than MY game.