SCENE 7: Down In FanficLand
CAST: Hiro
Alex Luna Leo Mecha-Munster Lucia Ramus Ghaleon Kuja SETTING: Outside of Myght's Tower
As we open, the group of young psychos with obvious problems long repressed has just finished the most boring conversation of their Fanfiction.net lives: just sitting there.
Luna: The nudie forest should be southwest of here. Let's go.
Leo: WAIT! I just had a thought! We don't have Jessica, Mia, or Nash in our party! We need them or else the nudie forest is just a bunch of crap!
Hiro: You're right, Leo. I have an idea!
*Hiro rips open a portal in the time-space continuum and jumps in. The rest follow in a Crono Trigger manner*
Lucia: Where are we now?
Hiro: Why, in FanficLand, the most funnliest place of those all!
Ramus: They really need to work on their slogan.
Mecha-Munster: YOU need to work on YOUR slogan.
Ramus: Huh?
Mecha-Munster: That's right.
*Mecha-Munster picks Ramus up by the hair and twirls him about until it all falls out. He then proceeds to open up the lard-bucket's head and feast upon the delicious treats inside*
Hiro, Lucia, Leo, and Luna: Yay!!!!!
Alex: Luna!!!!!
Lucia: So, Hiro, why are we here?
Hiro: GEEZ! WHAT'S WITH THE THIRD DEGREE, WOMAN?!?
*Hiro pulls out his sword and cuts her in half horizontally. Long tentacles reach out from her lower wound and attach themselves to the upper wound. Lucia is pulled together and instantly healed*
Hiro: Hmm.nifty feature, isn't it?
Alex: LUNA!
Hiro: We're here to make the proposed trip to the nudie forest into a reality. We're here to find Jessica, Nash, and Mia.
*At this moment, Kuja runs by. He stops, but is holding his crotch and hopping up and down like a four-year-old on speed and Mountain Dew simultaneously*
Kuja: Sorry to bother you, but do you by any chance know where the little girl's room is? PLEASE?
Leo: "Little girl's room?"
*Kuja's face glows beet red*
Kuja: Sorry, I keep forgetting, I'm a big girl now. Anyway, do you know?!?
Hiro: Die.
Luna: Now.
Leo: Gravy.
Kuja: Fine, thanks anyway.
*He turns around as if to leave*
Mecha-Munster: Master Hiro commands your death. You do not defy Master Hiro.
*Mecha-Munster grabs Kuja, holds him/her up sideways, and snaps the omni- sexual freak in half*
Mecha-Munster: ALL.YOUR.BASE.BELONG.TO.US.
Luna: Let's keep looking.
*The party looks around for a little while. After the previously mentioned little while, they meet back up*
Luna: Who found anyone useful?
Leo: Well, I met a boy named Ash from some color city. He was keeping tiny animals in hand-held fun-sized round cages and making them fight for his own sick pleasure. I rescued all of the animals that I could, killed the poacher, and stole all of the cages. After that, I found Nash. I threw one of these cages at him to get his attention, but all he did was scream "MOMMY!!!" and disappear.
Hiro: Eh, he's a fag anyway.
Ghaleon: You DARE call my cohort a FAG?
Hiro: Yeah, Isn't that okay?
Ghaleon: NO!!! Well, now that you mention it, the guy was sort of fruity.
*Ghaleon spontaneously combusts at this point*
Lucia: Hey, there's Mia!
Hiro: And Jessica! Luna: Leo, give me some of those cages.
*Leo hands the Poke Balls over to Luna. She chucks them at the two passing girls*
Hiro: Well, it looks like we got what we were after.
*He again tears open a portal and they do the Crono Trigger thingy*
CAST: Hiro
Alex Luna Leo Mecha-Munster Lucia Ramus Ghaleon Kuja SETTING: Outside of Myght's Tower
As we open, the group of young psychos with obvious problems long repressed has just finished the most boring conversation of their Fanfiction.net lives: just sitting there.
Luna: The nudie forest should be southwest of here. Let's go.
Leo: WAIT! I just had a thought! We don't have Jessica, Mia, or Nash in our party! We need them or else the nudie forest is just a bunch of crap!
Hiro: You're right, Leo. I have an idea!
*Hiro rips open a portal in the time-space continuum and jumps in. The rest follow in a Crono Trigger manner*
Lucia: Where are we now?
Hiro: Why, in FanficLand, the most funnliest place of those all!
Ramus: They really need to work on their slogan.
Mecha-Munster: YOU need to work on YOUR slogan.
Ramus: Huh?
Mecha-Munster: That's right.
*Mecha-Munster picks Ramus up by the hair and twirls him about until it all falls out. He then proceeds to open up the lard-bucket's head and feast upon the delicious treats inside*
Hiro, Lucia, Leo, and Luna: Yay!!!!!
Alex: Luna!!!!!
Lucia: So, Hiro, why are we here?
Hiro: GEEZ! WHAT'S WITH THE THIRD DEGREE, WOMAN?!?
*Hiro pulls out his sword and cuts her in half horizontally. Long tentacles reach out from her lower wound and attach themselves to the upper wound. Lucia is pulled together and instantly healed*
Hiro: Hmm.nifty feature, isn't it?
Alex: LUNA!
Hiro: We're here to make the proposed trip to the nudie forest into a reality. We're here to find Jessica, Nash, and Mia.
*At this moment, Kuja runs by. He stops, but is holding his crotch and hopping up and down like a four-year-old on speed and Mountain Dew simultaneously*
Kuja: Sorry to bother you, but do you by any chance know where the little girl's room is? PLEASE?
Leo: "Little girl's room?"
*Kuja's face glows beet red*
Kuja: Sorry, I keep forgetting, I'm a big girl now. Anyway, do you know?!?
Hiro: Die.
Luna: Now.
Leo: Gravy.
Kuja: Fine, thanks anyway.
*He turns around as if to leave*
Mecha-Munster: Master Hiro commands your death. You do not defy Master Hiro.
*Mecha-Munster grabs Kuja, holds him/her up sideways, and snaps the omni- sexual freak in half*
Mecha-Munster: ALL.YOUR.BASE.BELONG.TO.US.
Luna: Let's keep looking.
*The party looks around for a little while. After the previously mentioned little while, they meet back up*
Luna: Who found anyone useful?
Leo: Well, I met a boy named Ash from some color city. He was keeping tiny animals in hand-held fun-sized round cages and making them fight for his own sick pleasure. I rescued all of the animals that I could, killed the poacher, and stole all of the cages. After that, I found Nash. I threw one of these cages at him to get his attention, but all he did was scream "MOMMY!!!" and disappear.
Hiro: Eh, he's a fag anyway.
Ghaleon: You DARE call my cohort a FAG?
Hiro: Yeah, Isn't that okay?
Ghaleon: NO!!! Well, now that you mention it, the guy was sort of fruity.
*Ghaleon spontaneously combusts at this point*
Lucia: Hey, there's Mia!
Hiro: And Jessica! Luna: Leo, give me some of those cages.
*Leo hands the Poke Balls over to Luna. She chucks them at the two passing girls*
Hiro: Well, it looks like we got what we were after.
*He again tears open a portal and they do the Crono Trigger thingy*