SCENE 9: The Mountain
CAST: Hiro
Lucia
Godzilla
Leo
Dr. Quest
Ramus
Luna
Ghaleon
Nash
Mia
Jessica
Mecha-Munster
Alex
Bill Nye the Science Guy
SETTING: The canyon south of the town west of Myght's Tower
As we open, the group is walking through a mountain-forest hybrid and they, like, have these eggs in their heads! And they, uh, need these parts for a ship, and then they get 'em.and then they're walkin' around.and then they hatch.and then these aliens come out.and.um.uh.there's these aliens walkin around.and these aliens have eggs in their heads.and then they take over LUNAR. But they all die.and everything is magically changed back to normal. Anyway. as we open, the group is walking through a mountain-forest hybrid when they hear an extremely odd noise in the forest. They go up to investigate.
Man's Voice: Oh, man, that feels SO good! This is just the relaxation my brain needed!
Gargantuous Demon-voice: YESSSS, HONNEEYYYY!!!!!
*The party enters a clearing and witnesses what is probably the beginning of a revolution leading to the apocalypse*
Hiro: HOLY CRAP! It's Godzilla! And he's having coursual intersex with Dr. Quest!
Mecha-Munster: "Coursual intersex"? Those words do not compute in my processor.
Hiro: YOU don't compute in your processor!
Mecha-Munster: Huh?
Leo: Put this aside! What we see before us is wrong and will surely scar us for life!
Luna: So, what do you suggest we do?
Leo: Kill everything.
Nash: I'm pretty! Why do we kill everything?
Lucia: It's quite simple. To save the world from this monstrosity.
Nash: I make me hot! But couldn't we just kill one of them?
Leo: Shut up, fatty! I'll kill you! Huh? Sorry, I'm too used to Ramus.
Ramus: Did somebody call "Ramus"?
*Godzilla and Dr. Quest stop. Godzilla crushes Ramus. He then smears Fatty's remains all over the ground*
Godzilla: Me hungy.
Dr. Quest: Oh, hello. I'm Dr.-
*Godzilla bites his head off*
Nash: If I were any prettier, I'd be a god! See, Leo, problem solved.
Leo: First of all, if you were any prettier, you'd be a woman. Second, problem anti-solved!
Mia: Tee-hee!
Nash: I'm horniest by myself! Mia, were you laughing because I'm cute?
Mia: No, I'm laughing because I'm a better person than you, you foofy- haired maffy.
Nash: I'm my OWN sex-enhancer! What's a maffy?
Mia: Hermaphrodite.
Nash: I make me happy in bed! Oh.
Jessica: Finally, Stilleas wrote me some lines!
Ghaleon: Speaking of lines, I forgot mine!
Leo: DIE!
*Leo cuts Ghaleon down. The party looks around for a few minutes*
Hiro: Where's Godzilla?
Luna: I dunno.
Alex: Luna.
Luna: Yes, Alex?
Alex: FINALLY!!! I've been trying to get your attention since that day when we sang together in Burg!
Luna: What did you want to tell me?
Alex: Um.just a.one second.I'm thinking.CRAP! I forgot!
Nash: I'm dead sexy! Sorry to interrupt, but shouldn't we try to get THROUGH the pass?
Hiro: Nonsense! All we have to do is think happy thoughts and we can fly out of here!
Nash: Have YOU made out with YOURself lately? You're screwin' with me, right?
*Hiro grins and hovers off the ground. The rest of the party follows. Except Leo. He's a horrible person*
Hiro: We'll meet you on the other side, Leo!
Leo: I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU WHEN DISNEY FINISHES SUING STILLEAS! I SWEAR IT!!!
*The group flies across the mountains*
*Meanwhile.*
*Bill Nye, (yes, THAT Bill Nye), is seen doing an Irish jig on a table sitting atop the Eiffel Tower in France to demonstrate gravity, all the while singing:*
Bill Nye: I'm better than you, Do you know why? 'Cause I'm Bill Nye The Science Guy!
As we open, the group is walking through a mountain-forest hybrid and they, like, have these eggs in their heads! And they, uh, need these parts for a ship, and then they get 'em.and then they're walkin' around.and then they hatch.and then these aliens come out.and.um.uh.there's these aliens walkin around.and these aliens have eggs in their heads.and then they take over LUNAR. But they all die.and everything is magically changed back to normal. Anyway. as we open, the group is walking through a mountain-forest hybrid when they hear an extremely odd noise in the forest. They go up to investigate.
Man's Voice: Oh, man, that feels SO good! This is just the relaxation my brain needed!
Gargantuous Demon-voice: YESSSS, HONNEEYYYY!!!!!
*The party enters a clearing and witnesses what is probably the beginning of a revolution leading to the apocalypse*
Hiro: HOLY CRAP! It's Godzilla! And he's having coursual intersex with Dr. Quest!
Mecha-Munster: "Coursual intersex"? Those words do not compute in my processor.
Hiro: YOU don't compute in your processor!
Mecha-Munster: Huh?
Leo: Put this aside! What we see before us is wrong and will surely scar us for life!
Luna: So, what do you suggest we do?
Leo: Kill everything.
Nash: I'm pretty! Why do we kill everything?
Lucia: It's quite simple. To save the world from this monstrosity.
Nash: I make me hot! But couldn't we just kill one of them?
Leo: Shut up, fatty! I'll kill you! Huh? Sorry, I'm too used to Ramus.
Ramus: Did somebody call "Ramus"?
*Godzilla and Dr. Quest stop. Godzilla crushes Ramus. He then smears Fatty's remains all over the ground*
Godzilla: Me hungy.
Dr. Quest: Oh, hello. I'm Dr.-
*Godzilla bites his head off*
Nash: If I were any prettier, I'd be a god! See, Leo, problem solved.
Leo: First of all, if you were any prettier, you'd be a woman. Second, problem anti-solved!
Mia: Tee-hee!
Nash: I'm horniest by myself! Mia, were you laughing because I'm cute?
Mia: No, I'm laughing because I'm a better person than you, you foofy- haired maffy.
Nash: I'm my OWN sex-enhancer! What's a maffy?
Mia: Hermaphrodite.
Nash: I make me happy in bed! Oh.
Jessica: Finally, Stilleas wrote me some lines!
Ghaleon: Speaking of lines, I forgot mine!
Leo: DIE!
*Leo cuts Ghaleon down. The party looks around for a few minutes*
Hiro: Where's Godzilla?
Luna: I dunno.
Alex: Luna.
Luna: Yes, Alex?
Alex: FINALLY!!! I've been trying to get your attention since that day when we sang together in Burg!
Luna: What did you want to tell me?
Alex: Um.just a.one second.I'm thinking.CRAP! I forgot!
Nash: I'm dead sexy! Sorry to interrupt, but shouldn't we try to get THROUGH the pass?
Hiro: Nonsense! All we have to do is think happy thoughts and we can fly out of here!
Nash: Have YOU made out with YOURself lately? You're screwin' with me, right?
*Hiro grins and hovers off the ground. The rest of the party follows. Except Leo. He's a horrible person*
Hiro: We'll meet you on the other side, Leo!
Leo: I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU WHEN DISNEY FINISHES SUING STILLEAS! I SWEAR IT!!!
*The group flies across the mountains*
*Meanwhile.*
*Bill Nye, (yes, THAT Bill Nye), is seen doing an Irish jig on a table sitting atop the Eiffel Tower in France to demonstrate gravity, all the while singing:*
Bill Nye: I'm better than you, Do you know why? 'Cause I'm Bill Nye The Science Guy!