SCENE 10: UNDER LEO RULE
CAST: Hiro Leo Nash Mia Jessica Luna Alex Lucia Mecha-Munster Ramus Ghaleon Laike Gary Coleman SCENE: Just Outside of the Nudie Forest
As we open, the group is approaching the famed Nudie Forest. Leo hasn't yet caught up with them. He is here. With me. He says he'll kill me if I don't give him all of my "dollas" and free lodging for the rest of the forever. Anyway.
Hiro: FINALLY, we're HERE.
Nash: I'm the Belle of the ball! I'm the Belle of the ball!
*Suddenly, everybody dies*
*Meanwhile, in the broken-into house, at the stolen computer at which Stilleas is typing this fic, Leo takes over*
Stilleas: Everybody can't just die! There's no more fic that way!
Leo: Screw you!
*Leo gouges Stilleas' eyes out with his horn. Stilleas bleeds to death*
Leo: Now I am the ruler of "Ghaleon's Peril"! I just put these finishing touches into the fic, and.
Continued Fic: *Now that everybody is dead, Ramus revives. The sole human left on LUNAR, Ramus proclaims himself the ultimate ruler of the universe*
Ramus: Hey! I'm the ultimate ruler of the universe!
*A large boulder crushes Ramus*
Leo: Fools, you all are my play toys!
*Laike and Hiro revive. They fight to the death. Laike wins. He is struck by lightning*
Leo: This is fun!
*Maverick enters the room*
Maverick: Stilleas? Hello? Hey!
*Maverick sees Leo*
Maverick: Hey, you're that one gamey guy from that video thingy! Where's Stilleas?
Leo: I gouged his eyes out.
Maverick: Oh.
*Maverick saws off Leo's horn and stabs him with it. Forty-seven punctures in all. Maverick takes over the fic*
Continued Fic: *Everybody revives*
Maverick: Hmmm.
Continued Fic: *Stilleas revives in the real world and takes over the fic again. Stilleas writes Maverick's death into the fic as well. Leo is teleported to the area where all the other heroes are. He revives and is very confused*
Leo: What the-?! How am I back?
Alex: Luna.
Luna: Shut up!
Ghaleon: This chapter makes less sense than any chapter before it. That's very sad, Stilleas. I'm ashamed to be your soulless puppet.
Stilleas: Die.
*Ghaleon dies*
Mia: You can't just kill him. All he did was tell you how little sense you make. I mean, you're a friggin' idiot. I'd be surprised if you even had an I.Q., you 'tard.
Stilleas: You will have horrible luck.
*Mia turns into Gary Coleman*
Gary Coleman: HEY!
Stilleas: Ha ha! You're short!
Gary Coleman: Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Stilleas?
Stilleas: Adolf Hitler, Isaac Newton, and John-Jacob-Jingle-Heimer-Schmidt.
Gary Coleman: Is that name Canadian?
Stilleas: Know what, I think it is.
Jessica: Are we going to go get naked now or what?
Lucia: Eh, why not. We're almost there, anyway.
Mecha-Munster: Come. Our ultimate goal is near.
Hiro: Excited, Gary? Gary Coleman: Oh yeah!
Hiro: Good, 'cause you're gonna have to take Mia's place.
Gary Coleman: Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Hiro?
Hiro: Dead baby juice.
*Meanwhile, Bill Nye is still dancing upon a table on top of the Eiffel Tower*
Bill Nye: I do not lie, I ate the pie! I am Bill Nye, The Science Guy!
CAST: Hiro Leo Nash Mia Jessica Luna Alex Lucia Mecha-Munster Ramus Ghaleon Laike Gary Coleman SCENE: Just Outside of the Nudie Forest
As we open, the group is approaching the famed Nudie Forest. Leo hasn't yet caught up with them. He is here. With me. He says he'll kill me if I don't give him all of my "dollas" and free lodging for the rest of the forever. Anyway.
Hiro: FINALLY, we're HERE.
Nash: I'm the Belle of the ball! I'm the Belle of the ball!
*Suddenly, everybody dies*
*Meanwhile, in the broken-into house, at the stolen computer at which Stilleas is typing this fic, Leo takes over*
Stilleas: Everybody can't just die! There's no more fic that way!
Leo: Screw you!
*Leo gouges Stilleas' eyes out with his horn. Stilleas bleeds to death*
Leo: Now I am the ruler of "Ghaleon's Peril"! I just put these finishing touches into the fic, and.
Continued Fic: *Now that everybody is dead, Ramus revives. The sole human left on LUNAR, Ramus proclaims himself the ultimate ruler of the universe*
Ramus: Hey! I'm the ultimate ruler of the universe!
*A large boulder crushes Ramus*
Leo: Fools, you all are my play toys!
*Laike and Hiro revive. They fight to the death. Laike wins. He is struck by lightning*
Leo: This is fun!
*Maverick enters the room*
Maverick: Stilleas? Hello? Hey!
*Maverick sees Leo*
Maverick: Hey, you're that one gamey guy from that video thingy! Where's Stilleas?
Leo: I gouged his eyes out.
Maverick: Oh.
*Maverick saws off Leo's horn and stabs him with it. Forty-seven punctures in all. Maverick takes over the fic*
Continued Fic: *Everybody revives*
Maverick: Hmmm.
Continued Fic: *Stilleas revives in the real world and takes over the fic again. Stilleas writes Maverick's death into the fic as well. Leo is teleported to the area where all the other heroes are. He revives and is very confused*
Leo: What the-?! How am I back?
Alex: Luna.
Luna: Shut up!
Ghaleon: This chapter makes less sense than any chapter before it. That's very sad, Stilleas. I'm ashamed to be your soulless puppet.
Stilleas: Die.
*Ghaleon dies*
Mia: You can't just kill him. All he did was tell you how little sense you make. I mean, you're a friggin' idiot. I'd be surprised if you even had an I.Q., you 'tard.
Stilleas: You will have horrible luck.
*Mia turns into Gary Coleman*
Gary Coleman: HEY!
Stilleas: Ha ha! You're short!
Gary Coleman: Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Stilleas?
Stilleas: Adolf Hitler, Isaac Newton, and John-Jacob-Jingle-Heimer-Schmidt.
Gary Coleman: Is that name Canadian?
Stilleas: Know what, I think it is.
Jessica: Are we going to go get naked now or what?
Lucia: Eh, why not. We're almost there, anyway.
Mecha-Munster: Come. Our ultimate goal is near.
Hiro: Excited, Gary? Gary Coleman: Oh yeah!
Hiro: Good, 'cause you're gonna have to take Mia's place.
Gary Coleman: Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Hiro?
Hiro: Dead baby juice.
*Meanwhile, Bill Nye is still dancing upon a table on top of the Eiffel Tower*
Bill Nye: I do not lie, I ate the pie! I am Bill Nye, The Science Guy!