Disclaimer: I don't own Ranma or Gold Diggers. I'm poor. Don't sue me.
This is really annoying when it doesn't let me do my asterisk space holders....
INTERLYCANTHROPY
Ch. 4
INTERLYCANTHROPY
Ch. 4
InterLycanthropy
By: ShadowDraconous
Ranma & Brittany pairing What would happen if Ranma wasn't Genma's son and was actually Talbain's? And if he then met up with the Gold Diggers crew? Rated mostly for language and situations to come. Revised. Formatting may be messed up due to ffnet
Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Ranma - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,704 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 72 - Updated: Aug 23, 2004 - Published: Jan 28, 2004 - id: 1706890
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Full 3/4 1/2 Expand Tighten
Disclaimer: I don't own Ranma or Gold Diggers. I'm poor. Don't sue me.
Talbain Mansion: 1 Week Later
In the home of our pigtailed martial artist, there is silence. There is nothing cooking in the kitchen, the TV is off, and there is no laundry going. This of course was not helping the nerves of Jello that now inhabit a very nervous Ranma Talbain.
"I-I-It s-sure was n-nice of Mom to go to y-your place while we d-d-d-d-do this." was squeaked out by a very red Ranma.
The only other occupant in the house was nervous, but no where near as bad as the first. She also had this perculiar gleam in her eyes that made Ranma think that she was hungry for some reason.
"Yes it was." was her sultry reply as the robe she was wearing fell past her shoulders and on to the floor.
At this Ranma was feeling light headed but was denied the bliss of unconsiousness due to all of his blood already congregating just under the skin to help with his impression of a tomato.
As she stood there with one arm down and the other hand on her hip that was just a little bit closer to Ranma than the other, she had to strain herself not to giggle at the sight he made right now.
'Oooh, he is just too cute. I still don't understand how he can be a virgin with a body like that!' she thought.
As his eyes slowly traveled down her body taking in the curves she began to walk forward. She was walking with a slight sway of the hips that brought attention to her lower area. Some of his skin then turned to his normal shade as a tent was being pitched when he noticed that unlike her hybrid form, he could see no hair other than on her head.
GULP
Digger's Mansion: Kitchen
All the girls were standing at the island having tea.
(a kitchen island. it's like a food prep area. a counter in the middle of the floor.... or something.)
"I can't believe they convinced dad to go along with this."
"Oh shut up Gina."
Just the phrase alone can describe the feelings of the young Brianna. Of course the emphasis on each word also helped portray the dissapointment of the poor poor girl.
"Aw, you're just mad that you weren't chosen to do it."
Hmmm, again with the emphasis....
"Like i don't hear dissapointment in your voice as well dear sister?"
And she turns on the highbeams, that glare could burn a hole through someone, probably Gina, if they weren't careful.
"Now now girls, don't fight. As for your father, he went along with it after Ranma kept putting holes through the walls trying to get away from Brittany. And Gina... don't you have a boyfriend?" asked their inquisitive mother.
"Yeah, but he's not a Ranma." Was her sullen reply as Brianna nodded in agreement.
After hearing this, Nodoka suddenly adorned a thoughtful look.
Julia also had a thoughtful look, just for a different reason. "I just can't shake the feeling that I forgot to tell them something though...." she said as she trailed off.
"Well I'm sure it's not important Mom. I mean, how bad can it be?" piped Gina.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH CAAAAAAAT!!!" CRASH Thud
Snap "You have to be already joined in intercourse before the first transformation!!!"
Sweatdrops were worn by most present.
(a/n you didn't think i was gonna make it that easy did ya?)
Twenty Minutes Later
The girls were still at the island drinking tea and conversing about adventures they've had in the past when they suddenly heard.
"CAAAAAAAAAAAAT!" CRASH Thud
"DAMMIT RANMA QUIT RUNNING!"
Sweatdrops all round
"Ya know mom, you really should tell them so we can get this over with." Said an exasperated Gina.
"Yeah, and I think that Auntie Saotome is running out of rooms with windows...." added Brianna.
Snicker "All right, all right, I'll go tell them, I just thought that they might figure it out by now."
Julia leaves her stool and exits the house to walk to the next yard where a currently human Brittany was helping Ranma stand up again.
"Brittany dear, I remembered something else about the treatment."
"That's nice, cause this ISN'T WORKING!!" she replied through gritted teeth.
"Yes, you see... you have to be having intercourse before you change."
"DOH" was then heard from the two would be lovers.
'Who knew Ranma would find 'The Simpsons' as entertaining as Brittany did?' Julia thought to herself with a sweatdrop.
Twenty Minutes Later Than That
"So then I was headed down this spiral staircase when Brittany"
"AAAAAAAAAAH""AAAAAAAAH"
"is coming... I mean was coming... er, through the wall... no, wait. um..." Poor Gina couldn't finish her story with the screams coming from next door.
"Well at least this time their screams of pleasure and not terror..." Brianna said.
"You should do something about that twitch Bri."
1AM
"AAWWOOOOOOOOOOH"
"We really didn't think this out right...."
"You said it Gina.... Ya know, that brings doggy style to a whole new level."
"Nodoka... dear.... I think we should invest in soundproofing their rooms."
"Hai hai." was the dreary reply.