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Chapter 5 Chitchat with Sango

In no time at all the familiar surroundings of Kaede's village came in to view. Kagome held Shippo close to her chest as Kouga darted forward toward the hut. Kouga slowed to a walk when he reached the small cabin and carried his passengers inside.

Sango looked up from her steaming bowl of soup, when the trio made an entrance.

"Welcome back," Sango said slowly, eyeing Kouga. Kouga dropped Kagome on to his lap as he when to sit down. Shippo jumped off but because of Kouga's arms holding her in place, Kagome tried but could not. "Inu-yasha went to your time looking for you"

"When?" Kagome asked raising both eyebrows.

"Yesterday, didn't tell him you were with Kouga, though."

"Mommy can me and Kirara go play?" Shippo asked, tugging on her skirt.

"Kirara and I, Shippo" Kagome said correcting his grammar.

"Mommy can Kirara and I go play?"

"Yes, you may"

"O.k., bye" Shippo said running off. Kagome turned back to Sango.

"Sango, I'm going back to my time," Kagome sighed, relaxing into Kouga's grip. Sango's eyes traveled over to Kagome then widened in shock.

"Kagome, what did Kouga do to you?" Sango growled. Both Kouga and Kagome froze. "Kagome?"

"What are you talking about?" Kagome asked.

"Did Kouga hurt your wrist?" Sango asked putting her soup down. Kagome lifted her wrists in to the air for examination. She instantly spotted what meant. Her left arm had a colorful, blue, green and purple bruise in a shape of a hand.

"Oh?" Kagome said.

"Kouga!"

"Kouga didn't do this" Kagome said looking at it more closely.

"Who else then?"

"Well, Kouga was asleep when I got this and," Kagome grabbed Kouga's hand, "it has claws" Sango peered at Kouga's hand.

"Oh! But you said he was asleep when this happened! So you know who did it, right?"

"Pop quiz! Who do we know who has claws?"

"INU-YASHA!" Sango exclaimed. Kagome nodded.

"We had an encounter with him earlier today"

"When?" Kouga asked gently massaging her hurt limb.

"Before you guy's showed up!" Kouga nodded to her to continue. "Well, when I first got there I was not entirely sure Inu-yasha did try to kill you."

"Inu-yasha tried to kill Kouga?" Sango asked incredulously.

"Yep! Well when I got there Inu-yasha was sleeping in his tree. I called him down... a few times before I got impatient"

"You called him once didn't you?" Kouga said smirking.

".... then finally I sat him and that got him out of the tree. Then I politely asked him if he did attack you. He admitted it.."

"He said 'no' didn't he?" Kouga asked his smile widening.

".... O.k., fine, but even though he said no, I could sense your additional shards were with him. So I tried asking him why he did it..."

"You blew you in his face didn't you?"

".... well I didn't like his answer so I sat him about..." Kagome looked up at the ceiling and started counting on her fingers. After five minutes, "fifty four times, by then my throat started to hurt and he was unconscious, so I tied him to a tree and went to lie down. There now you're all filled in" Both Kouga and Sango took a while to process what Kagome had told them.

"What did Dog-turd say?" Kouga asked.

"...."

"What did Inu-yasha say" Sango echoed (well sort of).

"He said that," Kagome looked around, "where's Miroku?"

"What did he say?" Kouga and Sango said in unison.

"Um, well, he said that, I was a part of Kikyo and all of Kikyo belonged to him..." Kagome whispered the last part but everyone heard it.

"Damn dog" Kouga mumbled.

"But when did he hurt your wrist?" Sango whispered.

"Well at first I thought that I should just shoot him with my bow and arrow so," Kagome broke off.

"Well that was an interesting story" came a voice that made everyone jump. Kouga let a low growl escape his throat, everyone looked to the door to the hut and there was Inu-yasha. Inu-yasha glared at everyone in the hut.

"Now, now Inu-yasha, no need to be rude," came a voice from behind him.

"Kikyo," Kagome said icily, "where did you get those shards?"

"Hello Kagome" Kikyo voice drowned as she sidestepped Inu-yasha. "I was going to give them to Inu-yasha, as proof of my affection, but he seemed a bit preoccupied." Kagome felt Kouga squeeze on to her protectively. "Inu-yasha look here, Kagome and the wolf make a lovely couple don't you think?" Inu-yasha growl got louder. "To bad we have to kill her to get my soul back, isn't it?" Kikyo asked stroking Inu-yasha's hair. He intently stopped growling, his face turned very pale and his eyes were blank.

"No, I'll kill her for you Kikyo" Inu-yasha moaned in a lifeless voice. Launching him self at Kagome.

"The hell you are" Kouga snarled, standing. The wolf prince with one fluent move pushed Kagome and Sango out of the way, and then tackled Inu-yasha to the ground. His moves were quick and gave zombie Inu-yasha no chance to respond.

However Kikyo made her way past the wrestling demons toward Kagome. Kagome scrambled to her feet grabbing her bow, but as soon as she was up, she had an arrow directed at her face. Kouga through Inu-yasha over Kikyo, in hopes that she would be distracted form Kagome. Kagome looked up at Inu-yasha's flying figure and had an idea.

"SIT" She screamed at the top of the lungs. Inu-yasha direction changed and landed, not on the ground, but right on top of Kikyo. "Sit sit sit sit sit!" Kikyo was yelling and flailing trying to get him of but Kagome just kept on 'sitting' him till she wasn't moving anymore. "Ha, serves you right" Kagome said sticking her tongue out. She then marched right over to them and snatched up Kikyo's three jewel shards.

"Master Kouga what happened?" Ginta's voice yelled. Ginta and Hakkaku speed to Kouga.

"Dog-turd that's what happened" Kouga barked. Kagome turned to Sango and asked if she could take care of things while they left back home. She was reassured that everything would be fine.

"Um, Sango?"

"Yes?"

"What really happened to Miroku?"

"..."

"What did you do?"

"Remember when you told me that I could kill him if he touched me again?"

"You killed him?"

"Well, sorta"

"Sorta?"

"Well, I'm not sure heh, heh"

"What?!?!?!?!?!?!?"

Well that's the end of Chapter 5. Sorry it was so short, but I just got back so give me a break O.k.? I know, I know, it was kinda boring so the next one will be awesome!

Uglybug! (Say it fast, it's fun!)

-Llamachick