Two Sets of Wizards
A HP Song Based Loosely on Two Sets of Jones
Disclaimer- None of the characters are mine they all belong to JKR. And the original song Two Sets of Jones is property of BTR. You know the drill.
This here's a song about two sets of wizards
Draco, Pansy, Ron and 'Mione
Just for discussion, through random selection…
…We've chosen two couples who haven't a clue.
Pansy was lucky to marry so wealthy
Draco, he bought her a house on the beach
Ron and 'Mione they had naught but each other
At night they would hope that they could make ends meet.
And the rain came down
And it blew the four walls down
And the clouds they rolled away
And one set of wizards were standing that day.
Pansy's daddy was proud of young Draco.
He did all he could to be number one.
But just newlyweds, their marriage got rocky
He's going to London
She's having a son.
Ron was running, through the hall of St. Mungo's.
He screamed, "It's a boy!"
So that everyone heard.
And the blokes at the ministry took a collection
And money was provided for bills they'd incurred.
And the rain came down
And it blew the four walls down
And the clouds the rolled away
And one set of wizards were standing that day.
So what is the point of this story?
What am I tryin' to say?
Is your life built on endless love,
Or some sandy foundation you've managed to lay?
Well needless to say, Pansy left her husband
She sued him for every knut that he had.
I truly wish that those two had found love
Before thing got to the point that they had.
And the rain came down
And it blew the four walls down
And the clouds they rolled away
And one set of wizards were standing that day.
There's two sets of wizards…
…which ones…will…you be?