Mud-Blood Witch
An HP Song Based Loosely on Uptown Girl by Billy Joel
Disclaimer- Uptown Girl is NOT MY SONG…go figure I was like not even born when it came out! Harry Potter and crew are not mine either…L Ok this is Draco singing about Hermione…his wishful thinking apparently…because isn't going to happen.
Mud-blood witch
She's been living in her Weasley world
I bet she never had a Malfoy guy
I bet her mama never told her why
I'm gonna try for an Mud-blood witch
She's been living in her Weasley world
As long as anyone with a high IQ can
And now she's looking for a Malfoy man
That's what I am
And when she knows what
She wants from her time
And when she wakes up
And makes up her mind
She'll see I'm not so tough
Just because
I'm in love with an Mud-blood witch
You know I've seen her in her Weasley world
She's getting tired of her middle class boys
And all her fights with her Weasley boy
She's got a choice
Mud-blood witch
You know I can afford to buy her pearls
But maybe someday when my dad's in Azkaban
She'll understand what kind of guy I've been
And then I'll win
And when she's walking
She's looking so refined
And when she's talking
She'll say that she's mine
She'll say I'm not so tough
Just because
I'm in love
With an mud-blood witch
She's been living in her Weasley world
As long as anyone with a high IQ can
And now she's looking for a Malfoy man
That's what I am
Mud-blood witch
She's my mud-blood witch
You know I'm in love
With an mud-blood witch
My mud-blood witch
You know I'm in love
With an mud-blood witch
My mud-blood witch