"JIMMY!" CRaig roared. "I am calling you out!"
"Oh no!" Toby cried.
"Uh oh El I gotta go" said Jimmy fiercely.
"WHAT no you can't fight Craig!" Ellie screamed.
"I have to babe, my honor is at stake."
"But he'll kill you! He's never lost a fight! He can't be defeated! Jimmy, PLEASE I can't lose you too!"
"I'm sorry but IT'S ON!"
Jimmy and Craig engaged in a battle so fierce all the women and children had to avert their eyes! First, Craig slapped Jimmy RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE. And Jimmy was angry so he grabbed Craig's greasy curls and yanked a huuuge chunk right from his scalp!
"OW" cRaig yelped.
"GANG FIGHT!!!" someone shrieked. A crowd formed around the competitors, but no one could stop them now!
"Please, you've got to stop them!" Ellie begged the manager of The Dot.
"I'm sorry miss, but I can't get involved in this gang stuff. Not after what happened in DC in '86." The managers eyes glazed over and he had a far-off look in his eyes. Ellie knew she was alone in this!
Meanwhile on the makeshift battlefield, Craig was busy slapping Jimmy over and over like a wild dog who couldn't stop slapping Jimmy! Jimmy was shrieking in unimaginable agony.
"TAKE THAT! AND THAT! AND HOW ABOUT A LITTLE OF THIS!" Criag was yelling at his opponent.
Just then Jimmy saw Paige in the corner with a heroin needle (Paige is addicted to heroin because she was raped and everyone knows rape victims start taking drugs later on) about to inject it in her veins. Jimmy grabbed the needle from Paige.
"HEY" she screamed. "NO FAIR"
Jimmy slammed the needle into Craig's neck and backed away as Craig's eyes bulged and he started gurgling in gibberish. Craig clawed at his neck, trying desperately to find and dispose of the needle.
But it was to late. Craig Manning overdosed at the hands of Jimmy. He fell over and died.
"NOOOOOOO" Many shrieked. "MY LOVE MY LOVE MY ONE TRUE LOVE NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" she fell onto his cold dead body and sobbed.