CHAPTER THIRTEEN: THIRTEEN IS YOUR UNLUCKY NUMBER!
Jimmy and Ellie were about to go to the hotel when Craig jumped out of Ashley's embrace. "Hey gang do you know what day it is!?"
"Huh? Day?" Spinner asked, his mouth stuffed with hotdogs.
"It's Friday the 13th! Oh, Craig, you're so brilliant" Manny the Ho said admiringly.
"Let's all go to the old Miller place,"Craig cried out, ignoring Manny the Ho who was currently rubbing his back and purring into his ear like the little sexkitten ho she was.
"What's the Miller Mansion?" Sean asked, breaking away from his EMMbrace (haha get it, Emma-embracE? Lol)
"Dude, Miller Mansion is where all those kids went one Friday the 13th and died!" Georgina the New Girl said.
Spinner looked appreciatively at Georgina, she was so beautiful and had a mysterious past, he sort of wanted to get to know her but he already had Paige, and he wasn't giving up their relationship now. She was finally getting over the whole rape thing, and he hadn't put up with her whining this long just to dump her when she was ready to put out!
"Okay let's go!" Ellie said, glad to be able to put off Jimmy for a while longer.
Ellie Emma Sean Jimmy Paige Terry Spinner JT Manny Liberty Craig Ashley and Dean ran off to the old Miller Mansion for some Friday the 13th shenanigans…little did they know what was in store for them that fateful night!
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"Oh Sean I'm scared," Liberty said, clutching Sean close to her.
"It's okay Lib" Sean said to his friend, wondering where Emma was. Emma was lagging behind with Ellie, they were in a serious liplock because everyone was at least three feet ahead of them so they figured it was safe.
"A ghost"! Paige shrieked when a sheet came tumbling violently down the stairs.
"Oh no!" cried Toby.
"Eeek!" Ellie screamed, breaking away from Emma's embrace.
"Hey Emma how come yo're wearing Ellie's lipstick JT asked?
"I dare to be differne,t" Ella said defiantly. "I'm not some frail prissy blonde hippie chick you know! I have feelings too!" she burst into tears.
"Hay I didn't mean anything by it Em" JT frowned.
"You're so mean! All of you!" Emma ran away sobbing.
"Oh Em" Manny said, about to run after her when she got caught in a wild fantasy of Craig re-leaving Ashley for her.
"I guess our night is ruined," Craig said sadly. "Now that Emma's gone why are we even bothering?"
"Yeah you're right, she is the fun one around here," Spiiner concluded sadly.
"Maybe we should go after her?" Liberty asked.
"No maybe later."
"Oh okay."
"Hey Ellie we were supposed to go make sex let's go."
"Oh, okay."
The gang all left, except Paige who was busy caught in the arms of a vengful ghost!
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"Oh Jimmy should we be doing this? It's Friday the 13th you know that could mean bad luck for our relationship."
"Shhhhhhhhhhh it's okay girl we'll make beautiful music together. Maybe rap a little," Jimmy looked off into the distance dreamily. He loved rap.
"But Jimmy I don't like rap."
Jimmy's eyes clouded over in anger. "Bitch please, don't be trying to tell me rap ain't key or I'll cut you."
"Oh okay I'm sorry, rap is awesome," Ellie grinned.
They were about to 'do it' when suddenly unexpectedly and to their complete surprise the door banged open!
"YOU KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF MY MUFFIN" Emma raged.
"COOKIE NO" ellie cried out "I'm doing this for YOU"
But Emma was not one to be reckoned with she and Jimmy started fighting over Ellie's heart which wa sinside of Ellie so whoever won obviously got her whole body too!
"Wait Emma" Jimmy said after he punched her in the throat. "I love Ellie too much to hurt her if you're the one she wantrs I will back off and tell no one.
"Oh Jimmy" Ellie whispered, tears in her eyes.
"Now GET OUT "Jimmy yelled in a characteristically Jimmy fashion.
"OK" Emma agreed. "And Jimmy? Thanks."
Jimmy smiled at Ellie andEmma. "If you ever want company, call me." He said nursing his broken nose.
Ellie and Emma walked off happily together.