CHAPTER TWENTY1: ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST
The battle was raging. Craig, King of the Degrassi Gang Scene, and Sean, a crazy little white boy with attitude. Sean knew it was a risk, taking on the Mighty Mighty Manning, but it was time. He had to defend his honor. He had to win the love of the girl.
"This one's for Emma!" Sean shrieked like a scared little girl, and tapped Craig on the ear. Craig howled in pain. Sean was known for deafening lesser men with his little baby punches! But Craig was a man in love with a woman. He had to win. For Emma.
Sean, as dirty as they come, picked up a spare flag pole and began whacking Craig with it. Whack whack whack, all over Craig's back! He was merciless. But Craig was a better man than that.
He took off Sean's secret weapon, his beanie of Satanic power. Of course, Sean didn't really get Satanic power from his beanie, but he didn't know that. Craig mocked the powerless opponent.
"Did the baby lose his cappy-wappy? Hmmmm? Oh Seany-weany, what will you do without your cappy-wappy?"
"Give it back! Give it back!" Sean cried, jumping up and down, trying to get his cap back. Without it, people paid even more attention to his massive Frankenstein's monster neck! He felt tears coming on, but out of the corner of his eye he saw Emma, and knew he had to toughen up.
Sean hit Craig in the solar plexus, causing Craig to buckle down in pain. "Why you cheating little…" Craig groaned. He kicked Sean's legs out from under him and jumped on top.
Craig wrapped his many hands around Sean's even manlier neck, though try as he might, he just couldn't fit his hands around that monstrosity. Craig looked around wildly, and saw Marco standing off to the side, gossping with the ladies.
Craig whistled for Marco to come over, and yanked the scarf off his friend's neck. But still, it wasn't enough!
Sean laughed tauntingly. "You think it would be this easy, Manning?"
Craig glared down at his opponent, and realized the answer was staring him right in the face.
Besides a huge neck, Sean Cameron also had the horror of eyebrows that got thicker with each day! Craig yanked them out, hair by hair, until he fashioned a crude-but large-rope around Sean's neck. This was it! This was the moment he was waiting fo—
BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
The shots echoed throughout the hallways, ripping through the ears of the people. Ears were ringing left and right, and the students were falling to the ground in horror at the ringing.
"You can't mess with us! We're alternative!" a girl cried. Craig looked up to see Ellie Nash and Ashley "Gothy McGotherson" Kerwin holding guns. Guns aimed right at Craig.