Heero's Chibi Troubles

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Note: This has Relena bashing in itbut it's more like the chibis attack her.

Note 2: The rating has gone up because of bad words! But in this case they've gone to some use like at Relena!

Disclaimer: I don't own them! :cries:

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Chapter 7

The Chibis Strike Back

Relena waltzed into their kitchen and started making tea for her and Heero, even though she knew he didn't like tea. (A/N: How stupid can ya get?)

Heero in the meantime, busied himself by warming up bottles of milk for the chibis. He figured warm milk might make them tired and sleepy so they couldn't possibly assail Relena. Even though he'd really like to see them attack her, he couldn't risk them getting hurt. Heero wasn't particularly worried about Relena getting beat up.

After the bottles were all warmed he distributed them to the chibis who all squealed in delight and groped for the bottles. Heero then forced himself to sit down at the table where Relena had already parked herself, watching Heero all the while with bemused eyes.

"Soooo...what happened to them?"

"They got chibified."

"How?"

"By a grenade that was filled with a gas that made them little!"

"And the grenade worked?"

"Clearly!!!"

"Perfect..."

"WHAT!"

"Oh, Nothing!"

Heero narrowed his eyes at Relena, finding her quick questions and responses suspicious. The chibis were watching and listening to the conversation making sure that Relena didn't turn into a fire-breathing psycho and hurt Heero.

The uncomfortable silence was broken by a loud burp from Duo who then smiled cheekily at Heero. Heero just smirked and rolled his eyes.

Relena then decided they needed more tea and got up to get some more. On her way back to the table she tripped and the tea pot plus the hot scalding water flew towards the floor...at the chibis!!

"DAMMIT!"

Heero got up so suddenly that his chair toppled to the floor and raced towards the chibis. He then became the human shield for the safety of the chibis who were terrified.

Heero got a face full and a body full of scalding water! Letting out a painful grunt he sank to the floor. Boils were already beginning to surface, definitely a 2nd degree maybe 3rd degree burn.

"Oops...Sorry Heero!" Relena chirped.

(A/N: Damn Her!! She is sooooo going down!! (Guardian Arrow grabs nearby pitchfork) And this will do! (runs off) I'll help you Heero!! Kill the bi---!!)

Immediately when Heero got hit with the water, Quatre started to bawl and was soon joined by Duo. They ran over to him, worry written all over their faces. The chibis then turned to face Relena enraged that she hurt him. Duo issued their plan of action.

"ATTACK!!"

Trowa and Wufei picked up the tea pot and threw the leftover water at her while Duo and Quatre pitched handfuls of flour and baking soda at her screaming all the while. Duo then searched around the fridge and found a can of grape soda, shook it up, and opened it at Relena. (A/N: Grape Soda stains.) They all then proceeded to grab forks and knives and chased her through the hallways screaming like Indians on a warpath. They shooed her out of the house and cheered like maniacs when Relena dashed down the street hollering.

Satisfied with their handiwork, they rejoined an injured Heero in the kitchen.

"It's okay Heewo! She's gone! FOR GOOD!!" they all cheered.

Guardian Arrow: The bi--- got it in the end!! Good job chibis!! I reward you the Medal of Honor for going beyond the call of duty!!

Goal for Readers: Please review!! And Relena will not appear in any more chapters Hallelujah!!!