Ryou: … He's the only singled out character and he shouldn't have left before notice…
Bakura: It felt like over a month you've been saying that sentence…
Ryou: Really?
Joey: You guys waited over a week… That's it I quit!
Bakura: What is Joey doing here anyways?
Ryou: Don't you remember Prop. 10492, people whose parent's live go downhill get to work for random commercial companies selling things to people who happen to be in a situation that only works in cartoons and movies…
Bakura: But this is a fanfic…
Ryou: … Then what is he doing here!?
Joey: Oh, I've been doing things in my spare time… NOW I'M A TRAVEL GUIDE!!!
^_^
Ryou: You're the status of a book?
Joey: That's the one! ^_^
Bakura: I feel like Joey's a little more of a latchkey kid than I thought…
Joey: … If you look to your left, you'll see a door that says "Employees only". Let's go inside. *enter the employee's only door*
Bakura: I'd give him about a week more…
Ryou: Let's follow him.
Bakura: I don't trust a book…
Ryou: Just come!
Bakura: Umm, how about no!
Ryou: Ok then… *follows Joey through the door*
Bakura: I'm gonna look into that government conspiracy on how here is hear! "They're" gonna get it so bad! ¬_¬ *leaves*
--- In the Employees Only zone ---
Joey: This is the only place where- I'm gonna need 5 bucks if you want me to continue…
Ryou: Joey, don't be like that
Joey: I'm sorry; this is a good paying job and if you want me to continue please give me 5 bucks…
Ryou: … *sigh* *gives Joey 500 pennies*
Joey: That's more like it! ^_^
Ryou: Can you continue now…
Joey: Ok ^_^… people go do secret stuff that normal people can't see!
Ryou: I gave you 5 bucks so you could tell me stuff I already know?
Joey: Hey I'm not done yet!
Ryou: *sigh*
Joey: When we continue down the hallway, we will see 3 doors. One will lead to the secret health spa…
Ryou: Tristan might be there!
Joey: Another will take you to the hospital for people who almost get killed by their best friends…
Ryou: He could be there too…
Joey: The last one is the lost and found.
Ryou: … Oh my!
Joey: Yea, your day gets worse and worse doesn't it?
Ryou: Don't you start!
--- In a government building ---
Bakura: Hi, could you tell me where I am?
Receptionist: Yes, you're in a government building! Hear we…
Bakura: (This is really starting to piss me off!)
Receptionist: Umm, sir are you ok?
Bakura: I'm sorry; I just need you to give me a straight answer…
Receptionist: Ok.
Bakura: Could you spell here for me?
Receptionist: Umm, which type?
Bakura: You know what I mean!
Receptionist: Umm, I don't…
Bakura: Listen… *looks at name tag* O_O That's your name?
Receptionist: What of it…
Bakura: NOTHING!
Receptionist: Would you please tell me the form of hear!
Bakura: You see! You see! The world's gone a fiddle faddle foo!
Receptionist: Sir, I'm going to have to ask you for your ID before I can let you stay hear!
Bakura: O_O AHHHHH!!!! *runs through the locked door*
Receptionist: Sir! I can't let you go in… -beep- their!
Bakura: *stops* Wait… how did you say there!?
Receptionist: Their, so what!
Bakura: What was with the beep?
Receptionist: I don't know what you're talking about!
Bakura: You're one of them!
Receptionist: SECURITY!!!
Two Suits: Sir, if you'd please settle down!
Bakura: Not until you tell me the homonym conspiracy!
Suit A: Do you want us to get the butterfly net people!
Suit C: Let's just do it anyway!
Suit A: Ok... *in communicator* We got a crazy in zone A92-IT80-91A
Butterfly Net Man: *catches Bakura*
Bakura: THIS ISN'T OVER!!! *gets dragged out*
--- The Hallway where Joey and Ryou are ---
Joey: That's my sad life up until now in every small detail…
Ryou: *sleep walking*
Joey: Here we are!
Ryou: Huh… what…
Joey: Please pick a door now!
Ryou: Umm Joey, you do know two of those doors are painted on right?
Joey: Isn't paint that stuff people eat that makes people crazy?
Ryou: Isn't that paint chips?
Joey: When did Lays make paint flavored chips!?
Ryou: -_-
Joey: Well, are you gonna pick a door or not…
Ryou: Open the only door Joey, just to see if you're smart…
Joey: *tries to open a painted on door*
Ryou: *sigh* *opens the door*
*The door holds a normal bedroom*
Ryou: Are you sure this isn't a scam to get money?
Joey: Can I have 10 bucks…
Ryou: …
Joey: Oh yea, Tristan just gave me money!
Ryou: You saw Tristan!?
Joey: Yea he said he was going to Brazil…
Ryou: You mean Chinatown?
Joey: Yea, its close enough…
Ryou: Damn it Joey! *runs back the other way*
Joey: … I'm gonna go buy some paint flavored chips! ^_^
--- In the Asylum ---
Ryou: Am I too late doctor
Doctor: Yea, be careful though, he thinks he's an English teacher…
Ryou: I'll keep that in mind.
Doctor: Here it is room 153!
Ryou: *looks through the door window*
Bakura: *eye twitching* Now a homonym is a word that sounds the same but isn't… Billy! Is that gum!?
Ryou: Umm… I don't think that looks safe?
Doctor: I'm glad I'm not related to him…
Ryou: … *enters room*
Bakura: Wesley! You're late for class again!
Ryou: No Bakura it's me!
Bakura: *looks at an invisible attendance sheet* I'm sorry Me, you're in the wrong class…
Ryou: … Hey Bakura! I got a knife for you! *waves knife in front of Bakura*
Bakura: O_O AHH!!! I had this horrible dream that everyone was saying words wrong and I was put in the loony bin!
Ryou: Bakura, you are in a loony bin!
Bakura: Who said I has talking to you, I has talking to Mr. Knife!
Ryou: Well, it looks like he's back to normal! ^_^
Bakura: Shut up!
Ryou: Well now, let's get out of… *tries to open the door* here…
Bakura: Yea, the doctors aren't that bright…
Ryou: The door is locked! T_T
Bakura: Well how are we gonna get out of here!?
Joey: *appears*
Ryou: Uh oh, not another deadline!
Joey: Yep another deadline…
All: *sigh*