Bakura: Ok… we're locked in a crazy people place… with no food… and the door's locked… and Joey magically disappeared.
Ryou: That's the case…
Bakura: …
Ryou: Well… we can always use that air vent…
Bakura: Wouldn't we have to find one first?
Ryou: No, its right there.
Bakura: Right where?
Ryou: Right there!
Bakura: I don't know where there is!
Ryou: Oh my… look behind you…
Bakura: -turns around- Oh…
Ryou: --"
---Inside the vent---
Bakura: This place is small…
Ryou: No really Bakura…
Bakura: I wonder how much weight this thing can support.
-Ventilation shaft starts to bend-
Ryou: You just had to say it didn't you…
Bakura: Right… that hopeless coincidental crap…
-Ventilation shaft breaks-
Ryou: AHH!!! If we don't get out of this alive… tell Yugi… he's weird.
Bakura: What are the odds I'll get out of it alive if you don't get out of it alive…
Ryou: Good point.
-Ventilation shaft hits the ground where doctors and army dudes a meeting-
Bakura: OO Oh… my… god… -stares at a chalk board that has "there = their" on it-
Army Dude #4: Oh know, they found us!
Doctor #2: They must knot escape!
Army Dude #9: -presses the alarm-
Ryou: OO" Eep…
Bakura: You bastards… putting me through all of that… all that torture I went through… all that imprisonment… all that bullcrap… and now-
Army Dude #'s 5 7 and 3: -jump on Bakura-
Bakura: Oww…
Head Army Dude: Take him to the torture room!!
Bakura: Not again.
Ryou: … -walks out the front door-
Head Army Dude: I knew I should've locked that door…
---Outside---
Ryou: Hmm… that was ridiculously easy…
Bakura: -running out the front door as fast as he can-
Army Dude # N/A: GET HIM! HE NOSE THE SECRET! -shoots a Bakura with a tranq dart-
Dart: -hits Bakura's neck-
Bakura: -stops running-
Ryou: Bakura… are you ok?
Bakura: Whoa… my fingers… they can touch anything but themselves…
Ryou: -lifts Bakura on his shoulder-
Bakura: Whoa… You're saving me…
Army Dude: Fire sum more darts at him men!
Darts: -all hit Bakura as if he were a shield-
Bakura: OO I see all… coloury…
Ryou: You make a pretty good shield…
Bakura: Thank you Mr. Kitty… -faints-
Ryou: That shut him up… ¬¬
Head Army Dude: Dammit, he left.
Army Dudes: -all run to the left-
---At a random point in the city---
Ryou: Ok… I'm at Right Ave. and… -notices a guy walking alongside him-
Bakura: -wakes up- OO TRISTAN!!!
Old man: What's that son?
Bakura: MEET YOUR DOOM!!!
Ryou: -watches the off-screen Bakura and old man as a wave of blood flies across him- Ummm Bakura…
Bakura: -looks at Ryou- OO TRISTAN AGAIN!!! I THOUGHT I KILLED YOU!!!
Ryou: OO""" -runs as fast as he can away from Bakura-
Bakura: -chases after Ryou with a chainsaw-
Ryou: -notices a Dairy Queen- Great… Bakura's lactose intolerant! run into Dairy Queen
Bakura: -stop running at Dairy Queen's doors- OO -enters fetal position- Soo… scary…
Ryou: phew With Bakura stopped at the gate, I can take a break.
DQ Man: Hiya can I take you're order?
Ryou: Yes can I… have…
DQ Man: Have what?
Ryou: God dammit Joey…
Joey: What… I need the money…
Ryou: Don't say what I think you're going to say…
Joey: Luckily for you, I quit that job.
Ryou: So this is the last chapter! OO
Joey: Oh god no… RC probably has more planned for you. Right RC?
RC: -eating a Blizzard muffled words come out while he's eating-
Joey: See…
Ryou: Riiight… checks up on Bakura
Bakura: -gone-
Ryou: …
Joey: Are you gonna buy something or not.
Ryou: … Yea get me a cherry slushie.
Joey: I'm sorry were all out of ice.
Ryou: How is that possible… then just get me a cup of water.
Joey: We're all out of water, which is why we don't have any ice.
Ryou: How long have you been working here?
Joey: Umm… 20 minutes?
Ryou: Uh…. Huh….
Joey: Anything else I can get you?
Ryou: I'll have an ice cream cone.
Joey: I said were all out of ice… What are you an idiot?
Ryou: …
---Where ever Bakura ended up---
Bakura: -still high from the tranq darts- OO THE SKY'S FALLING!!!
Random Bystanders: -start rioting-
Random Bystander #7: We've been waiting for some nut job to say that so we can riot. What's you're name kid?
Bakura: … Dr. Fran Sanchez
RB #7: Hey everyone lets riot our new friend here some drinks!
The other Random Bystanders: YEAAA!!!
Bakura: I'm a bran surgeon… -faints-
RB #7: Whoa… that guy's some lightweight, he didn't even drink yet…
Bakura: Blarhtiosdmx… -loses consciousness-
---Back at DQ---
Ryou: -eating a Styrofoam cup, being the most edible thing brought to him-
Joey: Look at this poor British boy…
Ryou: Umm Joey…
Joey: People like you can help this poor soul.
Ryou: Joey what are you doing?
Joey: Now if you send a dollar a day, you can help poor souls like his.
Ryou: Joey… You gave me this cup…
Joey: Call now at JOE-YST-EALS. Call now and receive a free Kooshball.
Ryou: Stop making money off of me! -kicks Joey-
Joey: You see the effects of eating Styrofoam can do to a poor soul like his?
Ryou: -kicks Joey while he's down-
Joey: Oww… Hurt… Pain…
Ryou: I gave you $3.50 for that cup too. I got my money's worth.
Joey: -in pain bleeding- We'll be right back… after this commercial break…
Ryou: -looks back at Joey- NOOOOOO!