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The Little Orange Book

Journal Entry 1

Assigned Topic- Free write about self

Stupid monkey eating last nights homework so I had to do this stupid Journal thing... wait... Everyone's writing! Maybe the monkey ate everyone's homework! Or maybe Jack was right when he said we didn't have homework last night... I guess it could be either. I still think the monkey did it though.

So I have to write about myself, eh? Hehe, Canadians say eh, eh? That's fun, eh? Eh? Eh? Okay I'm done. Well... My name is... um... People call me Itey. Probably cause I have Iteyish good looks, or cause I'm from Italy, but I think it's cause of my Iteyish good looks...

I've been alive for almost 16 years old, I have brown hair and beautiful brown eyes... I am about 5'7" ish I dunno, and I weigh um... more then a monkey and less then a fat Elephant. Couldn't tell, eh?

Man, this is taking forever... that was only 8 minutes or words? Whoa, lets keep writing then... My best friend is Jack, for some reason he's always hitting on me and junk... it scares me I think he's... come closer... closer... a little more... NOT THAT CLOSE! Ok ok, perfect now I can whisper it to you... gay... hehe... I'm not though, I'm as straight as Mush over there.

Oh, Jack, How awful those pretty girls must think you are for looking past them and staring at The all might Iteyish one, they're just jealous, my friend, JEALOUS! Not that I like you like that or anything! OH GOD THE MONKEY MADE ME SAY IT!! BLAME THE MONKEY!! EAT THE MONKEY!!

7 more minutes... Lets see, what else can I say about I... Me... The all might Iteyish one. I wish I had a clear book, with pink flowers! Instead of this Orange one... Orange just doesn't look good one me, you know? Eh? What are you say? I AM NOT GAY! LEAVE ME BE!!

...Mrs. Green is already starting to collect notebooks... but my watch still says I have 4 minutes!! I am so confused!! NO SHE CAN'T HAVE IT!! THIS IS MY ORANGE NOTEBOOK... I'll...I'll BITE HER!

Well... there goes my after school plans...

A/N: There, Ele, Happy now? I even timed it like you said too...

Hey guys, if you liked this one you gotta check out the little Black book and the Little Camouflage Book by Nakaia Aidan-sun, they are a whole lot better!