Author's Note: Sorry Hermione's last dream wasn't too long or that funny, it's because I was preparing for this dream. If you don't laugh I will kill myself! I promise you laughter on the next dream! Which will be on CH5 so you have 2 wait, MUHAHAHA!
Chapter 4: Harry's GuestWhen Harry came home that night from work, he was greeted by his two little Potters running up and hugging his legs. He picked them up and kissed both their cheeks.
"How's my little princess?" He asked Francesca as he kissed her cheeks again.
"And how's my future Quidditch star?" He told James as he ruffled his hair.
"Daddy brought home a friend for dinner!" Harry announced.
Coming through the door was none other than Remus Lupin.
"REMUS!" Francesca and James yelled jumping into Lupin's arms.
Remus often came over to hang out with Harry and the others, and sometimes he'd let Harry's kids spend the night at his small home. Harry's kids loved it there, Remus let them watch anything they wanted on TV, bought them tons of candy and pizza and let them stay up all night. Something Hermione would never let them do.
"We missed you Remus!" James said excitedly.
"Oh, I think I have something in my pocket for you..." Remus teased. Francesca and James shoved their hands in Remus' coat pockets and found lots of chocolate.
"Don't spoil your dinner you two!" Harry laughed as they thanked Remus. "Herms making roast beef tonight."
"Aw, haven't had that forever. I've mostly been eating dog food all week."
"Don't put yourself down, Remus," Harry said as he led Lupin into the kitchen.
"Harry you're home!" Hermione said excitedly. She gasped when she saw Remus.
Ron came to greet Harry too and when he saw Lupin he burst into laughter.
Seeing their strange reactions Remus decided to crack a joke. "What's wrong? Is my fly open?"
Ron only laughed harder. "No, it's just that..."
"Don't mind him," Harry said as he ushered Lupin to the table. "Dinner ready love?"
"Oh so that's why you told me to make a chocolate cake," Hermione said as she stirred the vegetables.
Ron was still laughing when he sat down. "Oh, Remus, I have to tell you something sooooooooooo funny!"
"Don't you dare!" Hermione warned him.
"Oh fine!" Ron laughed. "But anyway, have you been Remus?"
"A bit sore. The last full moon was six days ago."
"Well, Harry just installed a Jacuzzi in the backyard. Those jets are miracle workers! They'll heal you up real nice."
"Damn, I wish I would have known because I could have brought my swimsuit."
"I have an extra swimsuit," Ron said beginning to giggle, "And I'm sure it'll fit you."
Harry turned on the radio and 'Billy Jean' by Michael Jackson came on.
"Oh hell yeah!" Ron cheered as he got up and started dancing.
Remus and Harry began laughing.
"Harry you should have told me Remus was coming," Hermione whispered.
"I wanted to surprise you." Harry said as he walked over to Hermione and began rubbing her belly.
"Haven't you done enough of that?" She asked pointing to her abdomen. "If I recall," she continued mimicking Harry's voice, "Yeah Hermy, I had the vasectomy done this afternoon!"
"I'm sorry all right! Look my Quidditch team needed me to play in the big game the next day and I wasn't going to sit on a broom for hours with a sore groin!"
"Really? And you think I wanted to wake up nauseous every day for nine months over one stupid Quidditch game, Harry Potter!"
Just then, Ron jumped on the new sofa and began freak dancing.
"Ron get off our new sofa! Ron! GET DOWN!" Hermione demanded.
"I am getting down!" Ron yelled sarcastically as he did the moonwalk. "Come on Moony! Moon walk with me!"
"No thank you," Remus laughed as Ron finally jumped off the sofa.
"So, any lady friends lately, Remus?" Ron asked in the middle of dinner.
"No, but I think I've been in heat or something, I probably have puppies running around the forests of England and I don't even know it."
Everyone laughed at Remus' sarcasm, except James and Francesca who were too young to understand.
"How's work?" Remus asked Ron.
"Oh, I got fired."
"What! Whatever for?"
"Too many days off without notice, but no worries, I have connections. Besides, I've officially saved enough money to buy an awesome car to impress the ladies."
"Oh please," Hermione said as she took a sip of tea.
"Hey Remus, guess what?"
"What?" Remus asked.
"I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE!" Ron sang.
"YOU OTHER BROTHERS CAN'T DENY!" Remus continued.
"Shut up before I slap that moustache off your face!" Hermione laughed.
Ron and Remus were laughing at Hermione's playfulness.
Ron snorted into his pudding. "You see Remus she had a dream you were"-
"RON!" Hermione warned.
After dinner, Harry and Ron jumped into the hot tub with their butterbeers and waited for Remus to come out after he'd changed into his borrowed swimsuit. Hermione was on the edge of the hot tub, she only had her feet inside and her head was buried in another one of her books.
Harry stretched and stared up at the moon, "Hey Ron. It was really nice of you to let Remus borrow a pair of your trunks."
"No problem," Ron snickered.
Remus came outside and Hermione noticed his cheeks were very red as if he were embarrassed. He was shirtless and had a towel wrapped around his waist.
"AUSTIN POWERS!" Ron teased as Remus came nearer.
"Oh please," Remus laughed knowing he had hardly any chest hairs. He began to remove the towel and his cheeks grew even redder.
Hermione's eyes widened in shock as the towel was removed and Remus was wearing a black Speedo.
Ron ducked under the water to laugh and Harry thought nothing of it.
Remus cautiously stepped into the pool quickly. He felt almost completely naked.
"Hey those are mine," Harry said to Ron's ducked head.
"They are um, a little revealing," Remus whispered as he crossed his legs under the water.
Ron finally came up for air but he was still laughing. "Oh Remus you crack me up! Don't you ever get any sun? I mean you're as white as the moon!"
"Oh thanks," Remus blushed as he tried to play along with the others.
"Ron! You're mean! Making him wear that!" Hermione yelled.
Remus shuffled in the pool embarrassingly. "No really, they are pretty comfy."
Hermione rolled her eyes at Ron. "Oh, Ron! You did that on purpose! I knew I should not have told you earlier about my silly dream!"
"What silly dream?" Harry asked.
"Nothing Harry, dear."
They were in the hot tub for almost an hour when Harry finally suggested they go inside.
"Go ahead, you three. I'll stay out here for a while and howl at my moon." Remus said.
"Alright," Ron yawned, "Tell the moon I said 'hi'!"
"Whatever!" Hermione said as she walked in the manor. "Ron you are incurably mean making Remus wear that thing!"
"I was just being funny!" Ron laughed.
"Well it wasn't funny! Cut it out!"
Harry parted them both. "Come on you two, just forget about it. I'm going to get in the shower." And he walked off.
Hermione sat on a big armchair in front of the fire peering outside at the pool. But she noticed Remus wasn't there. Maybe he decided to come inside after all. She thought.
"Love! Could you get me a towel?" Harry yelled from down the hall.
"Alright, coming!" She said standing up. Hermione applied a hand to her back as she walked down the hall. She grabbed a few towels and followed the sounds of the shower water.
Abruptly, she walked through the unlocked door and opened the shower curtain to give Harry his towel.
"AAHHHHHHHHH!" Screamed Remus.
Hermione screamed too and accidentally saw Lupin's wanker. "Remus! I am so sorry!" She apologized as she made her way out of the bathroom.
Embarrassment followed her the rest of the way down the hall as she went to the right shower and gave Harry his towels.
That night, Hermione lay in bed unable to sleep. Harry had fallen asleep on Hermione's pregnant mound and was snoozing peacefully. Hermione brushed her hand through Harry's messy hair and laid her head back to sleep. She only prayed she wouldn't have another Lupin-related nightmare. Especially after she'd just seen him completely naked in the shower.
Author's Note: Hey everyone, I'll post the next chapter in a couple of days; but the Lupin naked in the shower part was inspired by a real life event. I rented the movie Total Eclipse starring Leonardo DiCaprio and David Thewlis (the actor who plays Lupin). Well there's a part in that movie when Leo and David are fighting after David takes a bath, and it shows David's wiener. (Yes I saw Lupin's wanker) and I must say it was quite impressive...EW, scratch that. I screamed and my little sister was like "OH MY GOD! THAT's LIKE THE FIRST REAL ONE I'VE EVER SEEN!" I was laughing so much. But anyways, Check out the movie though it's pretty good.