I am known as Sir Cadogan
Brave warrior with steadfast steed!
Defender of the weak! Righteous 'til death!
This is my story, 'tis sad... take heed
I was riding my loyal horse
Nobly patrolling the halls of Hogwarts school
'Twas a tiring day, for enemies were about
Evil lords and ladies of misrule!
Then I saw him, my damsel in distress
(Though the term "damsel" is used rather loosely)
For this be a beautiful man, not maiden
Who needed my help profusely!
His gleaming hair, golden as the sun
And eyes so blue that they make the sky look grey!
His name was Gilderoy Lockhart
After seeing him, I feel in love that day!
"Good sir, do you need my help?"
And he nodded gratefully
"I am off to the North Tower...
To educate Professor Trelawney!
"You see, she is not as smart as I,"
My true love did say
"But these halls can even outwit me!
You see, I've lost my way!
"She is not inexperienced with the Second Sight
But I have knowledge about it galore!
After battling werewolves, vampires, hags, and banshees
I most certainly know even more!
I listened to these great tales in awe
He is heroic, quite surely
I have been long in search for my soul mate
And here is someone who deserves my love truly and purely!
I led him to the room that day
Yet nevermore did I see him again
'Tis a sad, sad tale when portrait and human fall in love
Forevermore, without him, my life is doomed to be mudane