A/n – Here I go, with another messed up chapter. Yes, I know none of these follow the true style of a limerick, but I just wrote them for fun, so stop bothering me!
Disclaimer: Me no ownie. Get picture now?
Tortallan Limericks
The once was a knight from Stone Mountain,
Who got his head caught in a fountain.
He started to cry,
Then Joren walked by,
And said "YOU FRIKIN' IDIOT, GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF MY SINK!'
There once was a mage called Numair,
Who wouldn't let Daine cut his hair.
"I like it like this!"
He spoke with his fist.
So Daine shape-shifted into a crocodile and bit it off.
There was a page named Keladry,
Who really, really had to go pee.
She had to go bad,
But Wyldon was mad,
So Peachblossom came and bit his head off.
There was a Yamani name Yuki,
Who made HONEY members all puke-y.
They wanted her dead,
And dropped bricks on her head,
And then Yuki was dead and we were all happy.
There was a jolly guy named Owen,
Who didn't have anything that rhymed with Owen
The rabid fangirls took him,
And made words that rhyme with Owen,
But were unsuccessful so this limerick was kind of pointless.
A/n – Ok, all, more next time. REVIEW!