This isn't exactly how my dream progressed, but if I told this to you like how I dreamed it, you would think I was babbling. I think I'm going to add one or two animé or manga per chapter. See ya next time! OH! And when I am refering to all three girls, I'll just put this: K, R, & A. Okay? Buh bye.
Pairings so far are : Sasuke/Naruto , Vash/Kakashi/Knives ,
Millions Knives had returned home.
Knives turned to Vash, his eyes showing suprise and recognition in it. Kiharu ran up to him and hugged him around his middle.
"Why, hello Vashu! Didn't think I'd see you at all after so long a departure. I see you met my daughter, Kiharu-chan. Isn't she adorable? I don't think much of her dress style, but she doesn't care what I think about it, so I don't talk." Knives said all this in one breath. Vash stared.
"You've certainly become more talkative, haven't you? What happened Knives? You were so bloodthirsty before, but now you live with humans?" Vash glared at Knives suspiciously.
"No, no. Didn't they tell you?"
"Tell me what?"
"This city is filled with demons. No one here is human. Didn't you sense the lack of blue aura here?"
"Now think about it, yes, I did. And who is that behind you?" asked Vash. He had seen pink hair around the corner.
"Ah yes, thank you for reminding me, Vash." Vash's eyes widened. 'Did Knives just thank me?!' "Kiharu, this girl and her friends will be staying with us for a while. Please come out."
A girl with pink hair and green eyes stepped out from behind Knives blushing like mad. K, R, & A raised their eye brows. She had a huge forehead. Next came a man with silver hair tilted to one side. He had a head band with a strange leaf symbol on it covering his left eye. K, R, & A nodded in acceptance.
-He looks as if he wanted to do something other than be embarressed by Daddy.- Andra and Raya chuckled. That was exactly what he looked like.
Last came a pair of boys. One had black hair and black eyes and was sorta pale. The second boy had bright yellow hair and azure eyes. He had three whisker marks on his cheeks. K, R, & A could sense demon power from his navel.
"The boy with black hair is Uchiha Sasuke and the boy with blonde-" Kiharu snorted.
"Blonde?! His hair is as bright as the freaking sun! It looks really pretty, though..." Kiharu added thoughtfully. The 'blonde' boy blushed crimson. The black haired boy glared at Kiharu. K, R, & A glared back.
"Ahem. The boy with sunshine hair-" Kiharu said 'Color blind old man.' under her breath, causing the boy to laugh, Sasuke to poke him with his elbow, and Knives to glare. "As I was saying, the boy with the sunshine hair is Uzamaki Naruto." Kiharu watched in confusion as Naruto winced. 'Okay, first Vash winces, now this guy winces. What is it, Wince Day?'
"Daddy, why did Naruto-san wince? He looked like he was afraid of us or something... Why would he be?" she stared at Knives. "YOU! YOU DID SOMETHING, DIDN'T YOU?! I SAID NO MORE PRANKS ON FUTURE GUESTS, YA STUPID DIPWAD!!!!(My, what large lungs I have!) Knives held up his hands in protest.
"NO! Of course not! At least not yet, but it's because of his reputation as..." Knives trailed off.
"Ok, you're losing me here. Daddy, just finish the damn sentence so you can go on with the introductions." Kiharu whined.
"He doesn't want anyone to be afraid of him. Even his two friends here don't know about it."
"So. If they were true friends, it wouldn't matter what his secret is, 'cause they would still be friends, right?" Knives chuckled.
"Ah, you have learned well, Grasshopper. For this, you get Ramen-" Knives didn't finish.
"WOOHOO! RAMEN! RAMENRAMENRAMENRAMENRAMENRAMENRAMENRAMENRAMENRAMEN!!!! WOO! RAMEN!"
What is going on in eveyones minds? Let's find out:
Knives - Kiharu hasn't changed at all... sad.
Raya and Andra - SIGH Same old Kiharu.
Vash - Now I know she likes Ramen... -.-;;;;;;
Kakashi, Sakura, and Sasuke - We have another Naruto on our hands.
Naruto - YAY! I have someone to share my Ramen with! (Did Naruto really just think that?!?!)
"... What? Why are you staring at me like that? So I love Ramen, what of it? You wanna fight?" Kiharu challenged. "So what was Naruto-san's secret?" Knives looked to Naruto for permission. Naruto nodded sadly.
"Naruto's secret is that he has the Nine-Tailed Fox Demon Kyuubi sealed inside his navel..." Naruto looked down. He didn't want to see any looks of disgust. After a minute he looked up. he noticed that Kakashi didn't react, Sakura looked shocked, and Sasuke had a look of anger mixed in with sadness. The guy in a red trench coat looked... intrigued?! The three girls' looks he couldn't decipher. Sasuke spoke first.
"Why didn't you tell me about this, Naruto. Does our friendship not matter to you?" Naruto shook his head wildly.
"NO! That's... not it." Naruto sighed. "I just didn't want you to find out if it meant the loss of it. You're the first friend I ever had, Sasuke. And what the hell is with the dude in the red trench coat looking at me like that for?" Knives looked at Vash briefly and then looked back at Naruto.
"Just ignore my younger brother. He's an idiot who happens to be friends with my daughter."
"Okay... so what's with those girls, anyway? They're looking at me like I'm a simpleton."
"You are a simpleton. Your little friends there are gonna be hunted down and killed." Andra said.
"WHAT!?!?! WHY!? Her father said he wouldn't do anything to us yet!" Naruto frantically said.
"Not by Daddy. By the other citizens of the city. Your friends are the first humans to enter this city in centuries. Everyone is a Demon. My father and Vash-san are beings called Plants. If you want any info on them, ask both of my friends here. They'll tell you everything they know about them."
"Why both of them?"
"They always compete over who knows the most of whatever the topic is. It's really fun to watch. My friend Andra is an Earth Demon. She controls the Earthern elements. Raya is a Water Demon. She can turn the air into water and turn herself into water."
"What about you?" asked Sakura.
"What about me?"
"Hn. She means what type of Demon are you, dobe." Sasuke said.
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING DOBE, YA STUPID HUMAN?!" Kiharu fairly screamed.
"Not me! YAY!!!" Naruto cheered. K, R, & A looked at him in suprise.
"He calls our little Naruto-san 'Dobe'?!" whispered Andra.
"How dare he?" Raya whispered back.
"OH NARUTO!" Kiharu, Raya and Andra hugged him to them. "HOW COULD HE BE SO MEAN TO OUR NARUTO?!?! Naruto looked like an very ripe and healthy tomato right about now. Sasuke glared and pulled Naruto to him. Inside, Sasuke was seething. 'MY Naruto. No one can touch my precioussssssss but me...'( Oo Sasuke has been watching Gollum a lot, huh?) Naruto can't get any redder. Kiharu grinned like the Chessire Cat.
"Oooooooooh... Sasuke looooves Naruto!" Just as Sakura was about to yell that Sasuke loved her, Sasuke answered.
"Yeah, so what. He's mine. No else can have. Shoo! Go away!" Andra took a step forward and Sasuke just hugged Naruto tighter.
This just in: Naruto is a very happy kitsune and can get redder. On with your regular programming.
Kakashi just stared at Knives.
"Why didn't you tell me that we would be the only humans here?!"
"You never asked. Why should I answer a question when the answer might not matter?"
Kakashi just sighed and jumped 3 feet into the air when the doorbell rang.
"Oh, Kiharu-chan, I forgot to tell you something."
"Hm? What's that?"
"Our home will be turned into a hotel for visitors. You'll share your room with Sakura and the next three female guests. Your room is much larger than mine."
"Only because I have my gym in there! How could you do this to me Daddy!? I thought you loved me!" Kiharu then started crying and ran up the stairs into her room. Knives sighed and left into the kitchen. When the kitchen door slammed shut, Kiharu snuck back down. "Is he gone yet?" Naruto nodded. "Thank kami. Sucker still falls for that trick."
"Or maybe he was smart enough to leave when you started that act up." Kiharu turned and nearly passed out from excitement.
- It's Kiba, Tsume, Toboe, and Hige from Wolf's Rain! - What show is that? -You've never seen Wolf's Rain?! You crazy bitch! -
"Hello. My name is Niki Capuano,(My real name!) but you may call me Kiharu-san. May I have your names?"
"I'm Kiba."
"Tsume."
"Hello, my names' Toboe!"
"Yo, names' Hige. Nice ta meet cha."
"And this ones name is Cheza."
- Crap. It is Cheza. Why here? I have to share a room with a whiny idiot and a flower. I haven't done so bad a thing as to deserve this, have I? Sure, setting missles that are designed to destroy the Human world are illegal but that isn't that bad, is it? -
Maybe it is, maybe it isn't. Why do you care, Kiharu? Raya asked. Kiharu just ignored her.
"Are you guys human, Plant or Demon?" Tsume glared at her. "Whaaaat?" she whined. "Everyone's being mean to me today! What did I do?" Tsume smirked and Kiba elbowed him in the stomach.
"We're wolves." Kiba said. "Got a problem with that?" A second later, Kiba was being glomped by Kiharu, Hige by Raya, and Toboe by Andra. All three males were blushing like they ate really hot peppers.
"WE LOVE WOLVES!" Kiharu then glomped Tsume, who blushed and tried to push her away. I love all canines, actually.
"Great." Tsume said. Once again, the door bell rang.
"Wow. We really need someone like Lurch from the Addams Family to answer the door for us, huh?" Andra said. Kiharu smacked her in the head when she walked past to answer the door. "OW!"
"Hello, may I help y- EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KILL IT! KILL IT!!" Kiharu screamed. Everyone ran to the door, only to see Kiharu stomping on Jaken, the toad demon. Sesshomaru, Inuyasha, Naraku, Miroku, Kouga, and Kagome were just standing there with their eyes like Oo , OO , or, in Jaken's case, like . The 4 wolves walked out and were just staring wide eyed at a now squishy Jaken. Tsume looked to Kouga and pointed to the toad.
"He yours?"
"Nope. He's Sesshomaru's servant thing." Kiharu looked up.
"Can I kill it?" Sesshomaru looked at the body of Jaken.
"He is not dead yet?"
"Nope. He's still alive and twitching."
"Have at it. Just keep him alive. It is hard to find good help in this pitiful city." Kiharu smiled evilly.
"Andra! Raya! I have a little toady who owes us money!" Foot steps came pounding to the front door and the two summoned girls stood there with smiles matching Kiharus'. "Anyone ever have Frog Legs? It is considered a delicacy in France." The 5 wolves licked their lips while everyone else, even Kiharu's accomplices, turned green. "Kidding!"
"This Sesshomaru is going to be sick."
"As are this Miroku and Inuyasha..." Inuyasha and Miroku said together. Knives came outside eating a 3 Bean Salad. He looked down at Jaken and his face turned a sickly green.
"That is just nasty Kiharu. Couldn't you at least do that on the driveway?" Kagome looked at him, shocked.
"YOU ALLOW HER TO DO THIS TO INNOCENT CRATURES?!" She yelped. Knives nodded.
"I do this all the time at work. Plus, Jaken isn't exactly innocent. He owes the girls billions. He said he'd give them all the money this 'Lord Sesshomaru' has in his life savings and the money his father gave him in his will." Sesshomaru glared at Jaken.
"There is gonna be one less Jaken in the world, I can say that much!" Kiharu said. Knives looked at her.
"Why?" Kiharu pointed to Sesshomaru. "Oh crap. He's Sesshomaru, isn't he?" Raya nodded. "So I ratted out Jaken?" Andra nodded. "There's going to be one hell of a blood bath tonight. I always wanted to try Frog Legs. Think we can sell it and get money from France?" Knives asked enthusiastically. Kiharu nodded while Jaken screamed for forgiveness.
"Anyways, you may call me Kiharu. What are your names?" Kiharu asked. Sesshomaru stopped his pounding of Jaken.
"I am Lord Sesshomaru." He resumed killing Jaken.
"Feh. The names' Inuyasha." He scowled at Kiharu. Kiharu blinked. 'What'd I do to him?'
"Hello! My names' Kagome, nice to meet you." Kiharu stared at her. "Don't squish me!" Knives choked on his salad.
"My name is Kouga of the Wolf tribe and Kiharu, Andra and Raya are now my women, so back off!" Kouga now has a bump on his head, an aching foot, and a really sore butt. All thanks to Andra, Kiharu, and Raya.
"My name is Naraku, and I will soon control this entire city!" Raya shook her head.
"You can't. Knives - your host - owns the city. Once Kiharu kills him, she gets the city." Knives backed away from Kiharu.
"I am the monk Miroku and I would be honored if one of you lovely ladies would bear my children." Miroku was glomped by all three girls.
"OF COURSE WE'LL BEAR YOUR CHILDREN!" Miroku's eyes lit up.
"Really?!" he
asked, eyes full of hope. WHAM!!!
" 'Course not. We're only
teenagers, ya lecherous monk." Kiharu bitch-slapped Miroku a few
times, then walked over to where Vash was standing in the doorway,
eating a box of chocolate covered cherries.
"Hey! Those are mine!" yelled Knives.
"Not any more." Kiharu and Vash said together. They split the remaining cherries into 2, then ate them in one bite. All except one each. Kiharu smiled sweetly.
"Now who should I give these to? I wonder..." She looked at everyone's begging faces, all but two. "I've got it! Here you guys go, Sesshomaru, Inuyasha!" Both demons looked at her, the cherries, and finally at each other. They shrugged and ate them. Sesshomaru just began to swallow it while Inuyasha struggled to chew his. Because of his sharp teeth, cherry and chocolate kept getting stuck in between his teeth.
"How. Do I. Chew --- DAMMIT!" Inuyasha had slipped on a puddle of blood left behind from Jaken's head and landed on his head. Seshomaru choked while swallowing his cherry and everyone else just laughed at them. Damn, we're mean! Knives walked up and slapped Sesshomaru in the back, causing him to spit his cherry out quickly and the cherry smacked a just rising Inuyasha back to the ground. Sesshomar stared at the back of Knives' head while he helped Inuyasha up. 'How did a human bacome so strong as to harm this Sesshomaru?'
"Daddy, any more guests for tonight?"
"Nope. Kagome, you will stay in the same room as Cheza, Sakura and Kiharu and t-"
"I have to stay with Kiharu?! I'd rather stay with Naraku or Kouga than with her!" she screamed. 'Hmm... maybe I can get rid of the others this way...' Kiharu thought evilly.
"Fine. Stay with... Naraku. You are to keep all personal possesions with Kiharu. Her room has the family safe in it. Also, I feel sorry for any fool who tries to steal from her." In the window, a pair of amber eyes glittered mischieviously. Kiharu saw this, and walked outside.
"Hello? Who's there?" she asked.
"Your worst nightmare!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" came a very loud answer. Kiharu's ears twitched.
"Ouch. Okay buddy, listen up. 1, my worst nightmare is that the Tellytubies, and the Oompa Loompas join forces and try to get me to stop going on killing sprees. 2, you are SO NOT either of them. Now who are you, really?" She heard a few more voices.
"Damn, that is definetley worst nightmare material." said the 2nd voice.
"Yeah, she looks really hot too."said the 3rd voice.
"Hn. She looks weak. Are you sure she's this Kiharu woman?" said a 4th.
"Yeah. Shelookslikeanormalhumangirltome,don'tyaknow?"said a 5th.
"SHUT UP! She might figure out who we are!" yelled the 1st voice.
"You'd better believe I have. Your names are..."
Mwahaha! I've done it again! You people have major-ass hints as to who these people are, so you'd better get them! If you get them in the right order, I'll add a show you suggest! Be sure to list your guesses and the show you want. I'll say who won in the next chapter. Also, say who you want to be brought into the story, so I won't have to decide on some people. Not too many, cause my house isn't that big!
YamiTenchie13 - Yes it is.
Me - Shut up, you stupid wench.
Inuyasha - THAT'S MY LINE!
Me - Whoop de shit. As if I care.
Tsume - That first one is pretty hard. Here's a hint: girls like him and he first appears in the Dark Tournament. He first fights the guy who steals Yusuke's hair style.
Yusuke - I know who it is! His name is Y- OWCH!!!!!!!!!
Me and Sesshomaru - crushing Yusuke's feet with sledge hammers
Kiba - He looks a lot like Sesshomaru.
Me - Damn you, Kiba! If you haven't guessed by now, you're more of an idiot than Voice no. 3! ANOTHER HINT!
Voice no. 5 - WhatamIdoinghere? IthoughtIwasathomewatchingRurouniKenshin!
Voice no. 4 - Hn.
Voice no. 3 - Where's my cat!? Dear god, I hope you have this person by now!
Voice no. 2 - I kick ass! Literally!
Voice no. 1 - sees Krillins' head SHINY! Tiffany, please get this! We talk about this all the time!
Me - cracking up Oh. Hahaha! My lord! points to Voice no. 1 trying to rip off Krillins' head
Goku - NO! KRILLIN!!! Turns Super Saiyan 4 and speeds to Voice no. 1
Voice no. 1 - Oh shit.
Yami-Tenchie13 - Holy crap! Is blown away by the force of he wind Goku made when flying by EEEEEEEEEEEEEK!
Me and Inuyasha - trying to breath from laughing so hard
SS4 Goku - You're laughing at Krillin's pain?! I'll kill you! Flys to Kiharu and Inuyasha
Me and Inuyasha - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Run away