Disclaimer: *while being held at gunpoint* I do not own Gundam Wing or any of its characters, but Vincent and Valerie are mine alright! *Man with the gun shouts at me* Okay, okay you can have them really!! Really, just don't kill me man!

Warnings: Err confusion, confusion…more confusion and some suggested violence and lots of swearing ^-^.

Chapter 8

Conspiracy theory

:Call start 0400 hours: location unknown……..secure line following command feature Valerie-1 650V01…….connecting…..

…2…

-Beep-

…1…

-Beep-

…connection tap complete….

"Are you there? Hey, can you hear me?"

"Yes, yes I can hear you. Is this line secure?"

"Of course it is what do you think I am?!"

"Alright, alright, I'm sorry."

"Still, we don't have much time. It won't be long until the security system picks up the tap. Do you have the files yet?"

"Not yet, their heavily protected, it's like firewall city in there. I need more time."

"Well we don't have anymore time!"

"Keep you voice down dammit!"

"Sorry, but we need them soon; aw to hell with soon we need them now!"
"I know that, don't you think I know that!"

"Look, this is no time for arguing, at least 01 is safe."

"Yeah, safe, likely! For how long do you think he's going to be safe after breaking procedure and ripping him out of training so fast? It's a fucking surprise that we haven't seen a mass murder on the news yet!"

"It won't be so bad, I promise, I gave him the chip before I got him out of surgery. It should stabilise him until we can locate the threat. Then we can begin procedure two."

"This isn't going to work."
"Don't say that! Of course it is! We've worked too hard to bring these bastards down just to give up now because of a few minor hitches. I need you to be focused, I need you to get me those files so we can complete the evidence case."

"I know that and I'm bloody trying! Have you managed to secure 01's position yet?"

"Not yet, 01 is still AWAL. I'm having a hard time placing the location of the chip, it's a weak signal. I think it might be somewhere in the West…"

"Oh great, the West, that's fucking specific isn't it. What are you going to do? Start at the bottom and work your way up?"

"Oh shut up you cynical bastard!"

"Right, right whatever…wait, yes!!! Yes I'm in. Transferring files now. You getting this!?"

-Click-

"Yeah I'm getting them, god this is good shit! They'll never worm their way out of this crap, their neck fucking deep in it!"

"…Did you hear that?"

-Click-

"What?"

"That clicking, was it just me?"

"A click? Shit…"

"They've found me, are you getting the files through?"

"Yes I'm getting the files! Fucking hell, fuck the files Vincent get the hell out of there!"

"No wait, I just need a little longer, I need to recalibrate. They keep changing the codes, fuck…"

"Shit and hell, we've got enough! Get out of there before they find you!"

"We need all of it dammit! There is no way that I'm going to get this close and throw it away because I might get caught."

"Vincent you asshole you are going to get caught, you know what these people are like!"

"Well…then you're going to have to find 01 on your own."

"Don't say things like that…"

"Hell Valerie just shut up and listen to me! I need you to take these files to James Waker, you listening, and tell him everything alright? He's the only person we've ever been able to trust."
"No, no stop speaking like you're never coming back…"

-Thump-

"They're at the door…"

"Oh god…Vincent…"

"It'll be alright, I uh…think…look, just make sure everything runs through as planned. Think about it huh, me the big hero saving hundreds of innocent lives, ha!"

"Shut up, shut up! No Vincent you get out of there, you get out of there now! You hear me!?"

"Valerie…I've always really liked you y'know."

"…No…please don't say that!"

-Crash-

"You put that phone down now or I'll blow your fucking head off!"

"Vincent! Oh god Vincent!"

"Valerie, I…"

-Bang-

"NO!"

:Call terminated 0409 hours: location unknown……tap overridden by command feature Crawford 1 899C01…disconnecting….

…2…

-Beep-

…1…

-Beep-

….disconnected.

AN: Well, hope that wasn't too confusing! Hee hee, I'm all game for confusing people with my stories right now, but there ya go nyuk nyuk nyuk! As always please R&R and feel free to ask me what the fuck is going on with this storyline, really ^-^ !