I am sorry if I have offended anyone with the swearing, I will try to tone it down in the future (but it is a PG13 for a reason) – may be rated up to R later. It all depends on the reviews.

' means thought

" means speaking

Disclaimer: I do not own DragonballZ nor any of its characters


"What are you doing in here?" Bulma screamed. She went back into the water to hide her nudity from him, going red in embarrassment, but not before she noticed a blush on his face, but that could have been her imagination.

Vegeta smirked at this, 'This what that idiot must have been warning me about. But he had to say it was a good surprise albeit a loud one.'

"Why wouldn't I? It is my ship therefore I have the right to be able to walk wherever I want whenever I want. Anyway you are so ugly I wouldn't want to see you anyway."

"Why I never..." Bulma spluttered

"Oh yes I also heard how you tried to defend yourself earlier today. I got to say Woman you are just brilliant for entertainment."


A ship is no place for a woman

Chapter 3: Revenge

"Do you mind?!" Bulma said, after she remembered what situation they were in.

A man.

A woman.

Together and all alone.

"Not particularly"

"Turn round now! And I am one of the most beautiful women in my country with over a hundred suitors, so don't you dare say otherwise!"

"Fine! Woman! Just stop your whining." Vegeta bellowed. "And hurry up will you I'm hungry?"

"Don't call me Woman! Vegetable head!"

Muttering something under his breath, Vegeta turned round.

'She looks like a goddess. With all that abnormal, but stunning blue locks, that was spun like flowing water in a careless array on her alabaster shoulders. She is definitely not THAT ugly.' Vegeta thought.

"And don't you dare try to peek!" Bulma shrieked

Vegeta winced. 'But she really needs for her voice box to be taken out'

He could hear the sound of water splashing onto the floor and the rustle of some sort of clothing ' It must be one of those god awful contraptions that women concoct to cause them pain in the vain search for beauty...though the woman does not need it – I did not think that, I did not think that.' mentally bashing head against wall.


'Honestly could this get any worse?' Bulma was sat next to the window, her head gaining support form the cool glass, cooling her very red face after that fiasco. ' I am captured by this insufferable, despicable, (though quite sexy) captain, who has seen me naked. Well I am not going to give up without a fight and Vegetable head just better watch out, for Bulma Briefs is out for her revenge'.

Cue the maniacal laugh and flashing lights


Does anyone know how to create extra lines in-between the paragraphs, if you do, could you please review me to tell me how? PS I am sorry I did not update sooner but I was up to my ears with exams and now I am just going to start to get a new job so just bear with me for the moment.

I AM SORRY FOR THE THIS CHAPTER TO BE SO SHORT BUT I AM RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS PUPPY DOG EYES COULD ALL MY FAITHFUL READERS PLEASE SEND IN SOME OF THEIR IDEAS, I'M BEGGING ON MY KNEES I CAN'T GET LOWER – AS YOU CAN SEE HOW DESPERATE I AM.

AN: I need at least 5 reviews before I do the next chapter so please, please, please REVIEW

aydan07: thanks for the compliment and I will take you up on that offer in the future.

Kay's Craft: I am glad that you like it and find it funny

dark-mean-me: well there willl be loadz of BV comin on so keep on reading

KyLewin: Thank you for the advice and I have taken it into account

Dray: Glad you like it

nosilayermog: yeah they will be meeting up with Chi Chi later so there will also be a little GC on the side. But I really don't know when I will be able to add that in so stay tuned

Nekotto: I'm glad you find it interesting

PunkOnna: thank you and I am going to have it become a G/C as well but the main characters are going to be B/V. however I have no idea how to add it in so if you have any ideas...