-Commercial Breaks-
Bob the Announcer: We interrupt this story for a special commercial break. I am Bob and I am here with the author, Halfbreed Kagome.
Halfbreed Kagome: -flies in with mask and cape on- Yes. But right now I'm Super Freak Halfbreed!
Bob the Announcer: Okay I'm sure that everyone, including me, would like to know why you're acting like a "superhero" and calling yourself Super Freak Halfbreed?
Halfbreed Kagome: Well, it all started at camp. My nickname officially became Super Freak Halfbreed whenever I wore my beach towel as a cape. And since this is my story I can be anything!
Bob the Announcer: Okay, okay calm down. Anyways what got you to write this story?
Halfbreed Kagome: Well...
Bob the Announcer: Sorry but we're out of time. Until next time this story is sponsored by the following.
Random Announcer: Gieco a 15 minute call can save you 50% or more on wolf insurance and...
Halfbreed Kagome: -walks over to Inuyasha- I have some good news...I'm taking you out of the story.
Inuyasha: That isn't really good news.
Halfbreed Kagome: I know.
Inuyasha: Well, then what's the good news?
Halfbreed Kagome: I just saved 50% on my car insurance by switching to Gieco.
Inuyasha: But one you don't have a car and two isn't Gieco wolf insurance?
Halfbreed Kagome: Uh...I AM SUPER FREAK HALFBREED! -flies away with mask and cape on-
Inuyasha: O...kay. That was strange. Oh well. –walks away-