Disclaimer: Do you really need to ask? If I did own EE&E, This wouldn't be a FAN-fiction.

AN: Now the story will get progressively longer, I hope. And don't mind the writing about the three edketeers in the last chapter, it was a failed link. Sorry, Read.

Chapter Two: Well, This sucks.

No mortal words could define exactly how righteous the kiss was, but if anything at all were to come close, it was euphoria. Eddy stared back into Nazz's deep Turquoise Specs, wondering how anything could make him feel this way. Nazz pulled away slowly, Alluring lust sparkled in the haunting eyes. "Eddy, you rich stud" She said in a rich, full voice full of sense and spice "I always wanted you...Eddy, I love you." Eddy stared at her, the damp expression of unnerved feeling in his face. "I...love you too, Nazz." Eddy said, making the gap between them Disappear, as he leaned in slowly to find that familiar feeling that made his nerves numb. But as he leaned in, the figure of his Aphrodite Faded, He became aware of something soft underneath his person, and it dawned on him that he was on a bed. It was a dream. But he could still feel his lips caressing the silk of her skin...and that's when he opened his eyes. His lips were planted square on the back of his Loveable ignoramuses head.

Eddy screamed bloody murder

"AAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!" Eddy said, once the dawning realization of his subconscious activities reached his brain. Ed quickly snapped around, his over-muscled arm hitting, and driving Eddy through the bed, leaving a good sized hole where Eddy's Panicked Person once lay.

Once Eddy's screaming ceased, probably because his conciseness was lost, Again, Ed just put on his normal idiotic Grin "Who is there?" he said, rather loudly. Loudly, apparently, enough to wake their constantly distressed counterpart

"Erm...muggggh..." Double D muttered, Clutching his pounding head, Taking in his surroundings. He looked over to where that infernal racket was coming from, and he saw one of his best friends, Ed

"ED!!!!" Double D cried out, confused and afraid. "What ARE you doing in MY ROOM, MISTER!?!?" He said, suddenly becoming angry

"I am sorry, Ed has done wrong." Ed stated, a sense of sensitivity in his sad tone. Eddy popped up from the hole, obviously gaining back his composure (Awwww...) "Jeez, double D, calm down. It ain't even your room, sockhead!" Eddy said, mad that his friend overreacted. Double D realized this and looked around the cramped room. It was a small bedroom with two matching beds placed parallel, a couple of posters pasted on the walls, and 4 Foot Lockers lined up behind the door. He suddenly heard some snickered coming from his two friends, as they tried to hold in their laughter. Double D gave them an odd look " what's so funny?" He said in a grumpy tone. Eddy smirked between giggles and nudged Ed, forgetting all about the mattress...hole he was still standing in. "Hey Ed, hate to see their kids huh?" Eddy said, him and the living lump busted out laughing. Double D looked around to find what they were talking about, when he looked down at himself. A couple of arms were wrapped around his jacket! He quickly snapped around to see a VERY different looking Sarah, snugly wrapped around his arms! She was sound asleep, and Double D didn't know how she could still be snoozing after the insidious jungle going on in...someone's room. That's when it Crept over Double D, since when did he wear a jacket. He realized there was a headboard mirror in a little room of in the corner of their room. He could see it through a cracked door. He quickly rushed inside to inspect himself. He found somehow, he was dressed in very strange clothes that felt surprisingly snug. He had dawned a huge feathery jacket that was fluffy on top, but dark leather as it trailed down, a white undershirt, a necklace of some...kind of lion, some dark leather pants and shoes and a couple of belts. He still had his hat on, but around the back, some chestnut brown hair spilled out.

Double D rushed out to inspect his friends. Eddy had rested an over-the-top cowboy hat on a nightstand not to far from the bed, and he had on a long brown trench coat, some weird necklaces, a dark blue undershirt, some deep south cowboy pants and some genuine cowboy boots. He also noticed something shocking. He had hair! Long brown hair, running down to his back, tied in a makeshift ponytail. Then he drifted his eyes to Ed. He had donned a Black jacket with blue stripes going down the arms, A red undershirt that left some marking on the jacket, Blue jeans, Baggy ones at that, and black shoes with red stripes, and on the side of his face was a lighting-tribal shaped tattoo. TATOO?!? "ED!" Double D called out, making ed snap out of his trance, which made him sad to see the amazing pig races leave his reality. "What double D?" he said, snapping his head around. "What is this?" Double D said, pulling a hand mirror (where do they get these props from?) out of his jacket pocket and pointed to the tattoo. Ed's eyes widened "WORM!!" ed screamed and punched the side of his face HARD, knocking him out. Eddy stared at Ed, then at double D, then at Sarah. For some reason, Sarah looked really good to him. She wore a light pink vest, unzipped from the top and bottom, showing her midriff. She also had a chained belt tilted around her waist and a normal belt, showing off her lined pink pants, and tall black army boots. Her bright magnetic orange hair parted from each side of her face. Wait a minute...him..Like...SARAH!? He nervously smiled, trying to hide the fact that he was staring at Sarah.

Double D just shrugged it off, as he looked around "Where...are we? He said, hoping Eddy would know. Eddy shrugged "don't know, but what the heck are you doing in those clothes?" Eddy said smirking "the cowboy look is IN...."

Double D held a neurotic look for a second, but then began looking around "You seem awfully calm.." he stated indignantly

Eddy shrugged "Because I know if we are all here, And Sarah's here, this is some kind of joke pulled by the only other person when the light went on the fritz, Bazooka Chin Kevin." He said, trying to find something to distract them. Sarah slowly mumbled, starting to rise. Someone with pure black short hair popped in on their open door, wearing some kind of funky outfit "Hurry up or you'll be late for class, guys!" she said, huffing as in a hurry. She eyed their group" and wake the instructor!" she said a final time, and rushed in the opposite direction. Eddy stared at her for a minute, before shrugging it off. He slowly strided off past his two friends. "You heard her. Wake the demon child and get this juvinile prank over with." He said rather gruffly as Ed rose from his unconscious disposition "Who is there?" he said with a smirk. Double shook his head, and went to pick up Sarah; careful not to wake her, as they all did their trademark runs through the halls. Eddy Smirked at all the cute school girls they passed as their trek through this huge palace lengthened, As it dawned on all the Eds that this was much more than a prank as they stared at the marble encrusted halls, their vision dancing through this huge place, as they observed the fountains, pillars of stone and gawked in utter amazement." Ok...WHERE THE HELL ARE WE!?!" Eddy said, wide eyed in panic as the Eds realized the S&% they really were in. all except Ed, that is. He just grinned, and some schoolgirls giggled and pointed at him. "Well, This sucks" Ed said, looking around calmly. Eddy and double stared at Ed, and eddy pounced on him "HEY LUMPY?! DO YOU REALIZE WHAT WE HAVE GOTTEN OURSELVES INTO?!" Eddy said, in a mix of fear and anger. Double shushed him as Sarah shifted and mumbled. Eddy looked at double D like the rating would be raised if he got a blunt object, but his anger somehow was stifled when he saw a group of girls smile at him. Double D just smirked "oh please!" he said, annoyed as he looked for a directory. He found what he was searching for, and started to pace towards it when Sarah started talking in her sleep. "Oh that's a nice pony! Ill love it forever Double D!!" At the sound of his name, Double D froze up and almost dropped her, when he felt her Weight lifted from his arms. He looked around for her when he saw eddy Glaring towards him, holding Sarah in HIS arms. "Watch it sockhead, you almost dropped her!" Eddy said through grit teeth. "Pardon me miss" Ed said, pushing double D out of the way lightly, and headed into the elevator at the top of some stairs. He immediately pushed a 2nd floor button and stood their grinning like an idiot.

Eddy pushed Double D out pf his way with a jealous glare as he stepped in the elevator. Double D sighed and stepped in, just as the elevator took from its standing position.

When they arrived on the second floor, they were surprised just how high up they were. Taking 5 minutes to enjoy the scenery, a familiar shadow crept past eddy and headed to Double D.

"HEY DOUBLE DWEEB!" Kevin said, making Double D jump, almost flipping his frightened figure over the side.

Ed crept behind his scared friend and grabbed him forcefully, and punched in involuntarily on the head "There there, buckaroo, Ed is here." He said, staring off into space. Kevin started laughing his usual annoying cackle. Eddy pushed Kevin "What are you doing here?" he said through angry glare off.

"Buzz off, Dork. I was talking to jerk face," Kevin said, shifting slightly towards double D

"Whatever. Nice wardrobe, Jerk" Eddy said sarcastically. Kevin had a long white trench on, no red cap, but instead short Flame-scarred orange hair. He also had holes in the shoulder, a barely noticeable necklace, long black pants, and black shoes. Kevin smirked "Your one to talk." He said, remembering a certain south park "why don't you go eat some pudding with lumpy and let us grownups talk." He smiled before taking his leave deeper into this massive building. Eddy looked like a fuse snapped in his head. He would of socked Kevin if his arms weren't already occupied.

After their break, they continued to search the second floor until they found what looked like a classroom "SCHOOL?!" eddy said, a manic trace in his depressed and outraged voice." What's a school?" Ed asked, being the first to barge in. double D looked delighted "School, eddy! Think about it! We get to experience the joy of cultivating facts and exciting truths about the mysteries and information of the rising world of tomorrow! Shall we?" he said, practically skipping into the room and immediately found a seat, while Ed was talking with some other guys in a corner. Eddy mumbled and trudged in after them. As soon as he peaked into the room with Sarah still in his arms, the whole class made an "OOOOOOHHHH!" noise, and eddy did his best to ignore them. But knowing eddy, his best wasn't exactly enough. He laid Sarah down of the desk for a minute before he went up to talk with double D. Before he could, though, the bell rang, and the noise was more than sufficient to wake the sleeping beast. Sarah Yawned as she came to see the surroundings all around her. Surprisingly, she sat in her seat and began reading papers, as though a mutual habit. Eddy looked rather surprised, but went up to talk to double D as everyone sat down. "Welcome to class. My name is..." Sarah looked around for some indignation of a name. She knew what she had to do; she would kick the crap out of Ed after class. Besides, she loved to boss people around, and teachers Have A LOT of authority. She saw a name tag on the end of her desk, and read it slowly, as to get the pronunciation right. "Qui..st..is" She said finally, looking down on her notes "And this is my..." She shuffled papers for a bit "Combat arts class" She said with a smile, before the sentence set in.

AN: Second chapter, and an introduction to their garden. I tried to make them in character, sorry if they seem to not be so. This is more of a base chapter, so not a lot of humor. The next chapter will have some action, I promise. As always, I good review, third part. 2 more things. #1- if anyone has any requests or suggestions, I will take them happily. Flames ok. #2-Im sorry if you don't like the character pairings, I just thought of Ed as Zell because of the similarity in personality, Eddy as egotistical and sympathy magnet Irvine, and I couldn't think of anyone closer to Double D's Persona than squall. Sorry if it seems to revolve around one character, my next chapter will be much more fair. So what are you waiting for? Review!