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Archive: Please!!!!
Spoilers: Anywhere in season 7.
Summary: It's April Fools Day. Need I say more?
*X files Office*
Mulder was sitting in his chair throwing pencils at the ceiling. He looked at the clock for like the seventh time today. Where was Scully? She was running late. Exactly 2 hours late. Which confused Mulder since she was never really late. Maybe she had got in a wreck, maybe she got abducted again and he didn't know. While all these scary thoughts were running around his head. Scully walked in.
"Scully are you alright?" Mulder asked concerned.
"I'm fine, Mulder." She said blandly.
"Are you a sure? Anything you want to tell me?" He asked again.
"Mulder stop treating me like a little child!" Scully spat out.
" What do you mean?" he said his voice cold.
"You treat me like a little girl, I'm not your sister! You don't have to be so protective about me! I'm a BIG GIRL!!!" Scully yelled.
"Fine, if that's the way you want it Scully." Mulder said his voice emotionless. His face just a mask hiding any feelings he might have had at all.
"Good, we have a meeting with Skinner in 2 hours over so big news too." Scully added already working on a report.
"I'm going to get so coffee." Mulder said as a excuse then rushed out the office.
Scully shrugged her shoulders and went back to work.
* 2 Hours Later (In Skinner's office)*
"Agent Scully, how nice to see you. Do you happen to know where Agent Mulder is?" Skinner greeted her.
"I'm not his damn caretaker! And I don't want to be either!" Scully said harshly. Mulder chose that moment to walk in and hear her little outburst. No one noticed his tear stained face.
"Agent Mulder, glad you decided to join us for this meeting." Skinner said dryly.
"I was busy sir." Mulder replied. Scully let out a snort of unladylike laughter come out at that. Mulder glanced sharply at her. She wouldn't even look at him.
" It has come to my attention that Agent Scully has requested a transfer for a new unit. Preferably far as far away from the X files and Agent Mulder as well." Mulder tried to cut in but Skinner waved at him to keep quiet.
"So Agent Scully will be moving to a field office in Kansas City, Missouri. And has requested a that YOU, Agent Mulder not follow her. Do I make myself CLEAR Agent Mulder?" Skinner asked.
"Crystal sir." Mulder gulped out. Glancing over at Scully to see her face. She ignored him her attention instead on Skinner.
"Good, now get out of my office both of YOU!" He roared.
The agents got up and left. Mulder stopped in the hallway and looked at Scully.
"Why Scully?" He asked mournfully.
"Because I don't want to put up with you anymore. Your lame jokes, sexual hints, and you ditching me all the time! I want to go, so let me Mulder." Scully said her tone of voice hard and cold.
Mulder flinched at her words.
"But Scully all you've seen, what we've seen.." She cut him off.
"Get over it Mulder, I have. I'll see you in the office. She turned on her heel and walked away. Leaving a shocked Mulder standing in the hallway. With the agents giving him pitying looks. He turned to angrily and walked out the Hoover Building.
A/N
Don't kill me yet!!! More to come soon!!
Archive: Please!!!!
Spoilers: Anywhere in season 7.
Summary: It's April Fools Day. Need I say more?
*X files Office*
Mulder was sitting in his chair throwing pencils at the ceiling. He looked at the clock for like the seventh time today. Where was Scully? She was running late. Exactly 2 hours late. Which confused Mulder since she was never really late. Maybe she had got in a wreck, maybe she got abducted again and he didn't know. While all these scary thoughts were running around his head. Scully walked in.
"Scully are you alright?" Mulder asked concerned.
"I'm fine, Mulder." She said blandly.
"Are you a sure? Anything you want to tell me?" He asked again.
"Mulder stop treating me like a little child!" Scully spat out.
" What do you mean?" he said his voice cold.
"You treat me like a little girl, I'm not your sister! You don't have to be so protective about me! I'm a BIG GIRL!!!" Scully yelled.
"Fine, if that's the way you want it Scully." Mulder said his voice emotionless. His face just a mask hiding any feelings he might have had at all.
"Good, we have a meeting with Skinner in 2 hours over so big news too." Scully added already working on a report.
"I'm going to get so coffee." Mulder said as a excuse then rushed out the office.
Scully shrugged her shoulders and went back to work.
* 2 Hours Later (In Skinner's office)*
"Agent Scully, how nice to see you. Do you happen to know where Agent Mulder is?" Skinner greeted her.
"I'm not his damn caretaker! And I don't want to be either!" Scully said harshly. Mulder chose that moment to walk in and hear her little outburst. No one noticed his tear stained face.
"Agent Mulder, glad you decided to join us for this meeting." Skinner said dryly.
"I was busy sir." Mulder replied. Scully let out a snort of unladylike laughter come out at that. Mulder glanced sharply at her. She wouldn't even look at him.
" It has come to my attention that Agent Scully has requested a transfer for a new unit. Preferably far as far away from the X files and Agent Mulder as well." Mulder tried to cut in but Skinner waved at him to keep quiet.
"So Agent Scully will be moving to a field office in Kansas City, Missouri. And has requested a that YOU, Agent Mulder not follow her. Do I make myself CLEAR Agent Mulder?" Skinner asked.
"Crystal sir." Mulder gulped out. Glancing over at Scully to see her face. She ignored him her attention instead on Skinner.
"Good, now get out of my office both of YOU!" He roared.
The agents got up and left. Mulder stopped in the hallway and looked at Scully.
"Why Scully?" He asked mournfully.
"Because I don't want to put up with you anymore. Your lame jokes, sexual hints, and you ditching me all the time! I want to go, so let me Mulder." Scully said her tone of voice hard and cold.
Mulder flinched at her words.
"But Scully all you've seen, what we've seen.." She cut him off.
"Get over it Mulder, I have. I'll see you in the office. She turned on her heel and walked away. Leaving a shocked Mulder standing in the hallway. With the agents giving him pitying looks. He turned to angrily and walked out the Hoover Building.
A/N
Don't kill me yet!!! More to come soon!!