Title: What's Popularity Gotta Do With It?
Author: chibidark angel
Summary: Duo, Quatre, Hilde, Dorothy and Wufei are the unpopular group in school; Heero, Trowa, Relena, Noin and Zechs are the popular group. Put them together and what do you get? Pairings!
Warnings: YAOI! YURI! If you are offended by guy-on-guy or girl-on-girl action, pleeze turn away now! AU, slight Treize bashing, that's all I can think of now.
Pairings: 1x2, 3x4, 5x6, DxR, HxN
Disclaimer: I do NOT own them, if I did, do you seriously think I'd have let duo stop heero from killing her? No, I'd have made him join in with heero and then go for some good old guy-on-guy action!
A/N: heydee-ho! Yes I'm baaaaccckkkk!!! Oh, thank you to all my reviewers, you make me feel wanted, I probably wouldn't have continued so soon, but I just got the urge, plus I was updating most of my other fics, so I thought what the hell, I hope you like the chapter!
Serafina Malaika: thanks for the review, glad you think its interesting, that's what I'm going for in this fic, so I'm glad to see it's working! Hope you like the chapter! ^_^
Venus: thanks a bunch for reviewing! Yeah, I like the unpopular group, my support always lies with them, which is why I didn't make them all mopey or anything, I just can't stand that! Anyhoo, hope you enjoy the chapter!
Madame Pablova: mmm, your second name sounds like pavalova, that is soo delicious! *cough* ^_^V anyhoo, thanks for the review, and no way, wufei will be going on a tiny bit about injustice or dishonour, but he's actually pretty different in this fic, I hope you like what I've done, enjoy the next chapter!
rikasakuraduo-heerosyliaspike: Yeah, you like it, arigatou! See, go me, I'm still typing, and cool, exclamation marks rule!!!! Hope you like the next chapter just as much! ^_^ oh, and your name is sooo cool, how did you come up with it?
Mirette: thank you very much for the review! Yeah, I'm continuing, see? And hey, I don't mind blood, I'm going to have to be used to it, if I'm going to be a surgeon, anyhoo, oh yeah, I will be bashing pops a bit, cept heero and them cause they're not that bad, but everyone else, mwahaa! And I totally stick up for the unpopulars, well, the ones who don't give a shit and are cool, the wannabies and tryhards wreck my head, and I wouldn't mind shaking the mopey ones… anyhoo, thank you very much, hope you like this chapter!
RiverWhiteDragon: thankee for the review, yeah, you like the irish stuff? I love it too, I just had to put it in, cause my teacher keeps going on about how religious the irish used to be, so I thought it would so fit! Hope you like the chapter!
Misura: oh thank you so much for the review, I know the high school setting has been used before, but I wanted to do something different, and I'm glad you like it, and yeah, I like all the pairings, I'm using all my favourite ones, and I tried to get them to match up even a little bit, so that it works! Hope you enjoy the chapter!
Asdf: interesting name, I likes! Thank you and hey, no need for any omae o korosuo, see, I updated, go me! Enjoy the chapter!
Kuro Sora: arigatou!!! Oh, I'm glad you like the group, I wanted to put the people who would fit best as friends together, so I hope I done a good job! Yes, I want this to be fun and feisty, which I hope it turns out to be, hope you like the chapter!! ^_^
So, there you go, now, on with the fic!
Chapter One: Back To School
"Argh! Back to school! I can't believe the summer's over!" a violet-eyed teen exclaimed as he walked into his highschool, 'Gundam High.'
"Aw, poor Duo, you gonna miss your lie-ins?" his friend, a short, blue-haired girl teased, as she strode along beside him, as she ignored the whistles and cat-calls that followed, along with a sudden shout of, "Look out, here comes the bitchinator!"
Hilde immediately whipped around, eyes narrowing dangerously, as she focused on some guy, who was laughing at his own stupid joke.
"And what was that for?" she asked, in a soft, but deadly tone.
"Just telling the truth," the guy shrugged.
"Oh, well next time you wanna say something, say it to my face, or else," she added threateningly.
The guy gulped, but never-the-less replied, "Or else what? Bring it on bitch!"
"Oh, you want me to bring it on then?" Hilde asked, walking towards the guy.
"Yeah, you heard me," the guy retorted walking up to her.
Despite the fact that Hilde only came up to the guy's shoulders, he was still trembling slightly. Hilde smiled up at him shyly, and after blinking stupidly, as he smiled back, she suddenly kneed him, really hard, in the balls. The guy's mouth formed a perfect 'O,' of surprise and he grimaced as he bent double, clutching his groin. As he done so, Hilde punched him right across the jaw, sending him into a heap on the floor. Smirking, she looked up to see most of the other guys either glaring at her or staring in shock at the guy on the floor. With a seductive smile and a wink, she turned and strode down the corridor, to a smirking Duo, who turned and continued on with her.
"First of the year, man Hilde, you're working fast this year," Duo whistled.
"Yup, the first of the year, and first of many. You'd think they'd know by now not to mess with me," Hilde sighed in exasperation.
"Yeah, but they're just stupid, they'll never learn," Duo grinned, then started giggling, "It sure did look funny when you were standing in front of him, I mean, I thought he was kind of small, but you looked tiny compared to him!"
"Argh! Everyone looks tiny to you Duo!" she said indignantly, playfully smacking him on the arm.
Duo grinned and shrugged; looking down at her from his six-foot whatever height, then looked back up, beamed and shouted, "There's Quatre and Dorothy. Yo, Kitty-Kat! Doro! Hows it going?" while waving manically.
The two blond teens, a boy and a girl, turned from their lockers and waved back.
"So what's up? I heard some yelling," Quatre inquired, his clear aquamarine eyes looking up at them worriedly.
"Some guy started on me, so I dealt with him," Hilde shrugged.
"You mean you beat someone up and didn't even wait for me to see?" Dorothy pouted.
"It wasn't much, it only took two hits, don't worry Doro, you didn't miss anything," Duo reassured her.
"Oh, alright then," Dorothy beamed, "Come on, let's go find Wufei."
The group started to move on, when their path was blocked by a menacing-looking sixth year boy.
"Well well, if it isn't church boy, and his band of cronies," the boy drawled, sneering coldly.
"Fuck off Mark," Quatre spat viciously, and Dorothy smirked, "Yeah, you think you would have learned from last year."
"Piss off Catalonia," Mark growled, "This has nothing to do with you, this is between me and Maxwell, and what he done to my car."
Duo blinked and answered innocently, "What? You didn't like what I done? I could have sworn you would have loved it, pink is so your colour."
"That's it, you're fucking dead you dumb-ass fag."
Duo's eyes blazed, but he kept calm, and slowly blessed himself. Clasping his hands together, he cast his eyes skywards and began to speak, "Oh Lord, I pray for Mark in his moment of stupidity. Please, do not judge him for his rash actions, after all, his is nothing more than an arrogant, ignorant, retarded jock-"
Mark yelled and lunged forward, swinging his fist, but Duo merely sidestepped out of his way and continued talking as the teen went flying past him, "Also, I pray for forgiveness for what I am about to do. Amen."
With that, Duo blessed himself and turned to face Mark, who was swinging for him again. Quickly, Duo grabbed his arm and swung him into the lockers, while kneeing him in the gut. He then jumped, spun and gave him a vicious kick to the head, sending Mark flying to the ground. Mark groaned a bit, before shaking his head groggily and hissing out, "You're fucking dead meat Maxwell."
Suddenly, there was a flash of silver, and Mark froze, trembling slightly, as he stared at the tip of a long, deadly blade that lay inches from his Adam's apple.
"I'd stay there if I were you," the owner of the katana, a Chinese teen, said softly, "What you are doing is dishonourable, we already defeated you last year, therefore, I'd advise you to leave."
Mark gulped and scrambled sideways, picking himself up and running off as soon as he could.
"Wu-man!" Duo yelled happily, throwing himself at his friend, who had just sheathed his katana, "You came to our rescue!"
"I doubt you needed rescuing," Wufei snorted, then grinned and added, "but it was fun to do. And stop calling me Wu-man, it is an injustice, my name is Wufei."
"Aw, but Wu-man suits you so well," Duo teased.
"Fine then, whatever you say Maxie-kins," Wufei smirked, as Duo stared in shock.
"Oh my god, Wu-man made a joke? I swear hell is freezing over," Duo cried, with a mock faint.
"Hah hah, very funny," Wufei replied sarcastically, "Come on, let's get to class."
"Ooo, what do we have?"
"Pastoral Care in room 26," Quatre answered, checking the timetable.
"What? That is the most boring class on earth!" Duo complained, falling in a heap on the floor, "Tell the teacher I'm sick or paralysed, just leave me here."
"Oh come on lazy boots," Hilde scolded, as he and Wufei dragged him off the floor, and the group set off, laughing.
There it is, the first chapter, hope you all like, in the next chapter, we'll be introduced to the popular group and see what they get up to! Please review; you'll totally make my day! ^_^ By the way, the whole pastoral care class is totally right, I had to go through that torture class for three years, it's basically where you talk about drugs and alcohol and get to know your fellow class mates, its insanely boring, but it fits with what I want to do with the characters *evil cackle* heehee, I'll put them through hell before I send them to heaven! Farethee well! ^_^