The Little Yellow Book
Journal Numero Uno: Free Write about You
Time: 15 minutes
Blah. BlahdyBlahBlahBLAB. I don't get this projectamajiggy man. I mean, writing in a journal? About yourself? When I could be creating masterpiece doodles in the margin of my notebook instead of listening to the class discussion of MacBeth. Oooh, an evil glare and reprimand from the teacher. Just because I was snickering. It's not my fault I randomly burst into laughter- my thoughts have a process they follow- you just had to be there to get it.
OK, so I'm sposed to write about MEself hurh? My formal name is Erick von Rijn, which I don't answer to. Unless at home 'cause then I'd be killed. Fortunately nobody's HOME enough to say it. I go by DUTCHY! Or Dutcho, Dutcholala, The big D...actually, nobody calls me that but now I wish they would. Well, they call me Dutchy because I'm French NO DUTCH dumb banana. I've drop dead gorgeous blue eyes that you can barely make out from behind my STUPID GLASSES and blond hair.
Damn, still 8 minutes to go. What else do I write...Um...I wish I was Specs- when he heard about this assignment he nearly PEED himself. He likes writing and all that crap. He's my bestest fwend in the world! And we're complete opposites, right? You see, I'm the loose, hyper, funny one while he's the GAH LIFE SUCKS MOO one. I'm the straight CishBs if I'm lucky one while he's A or nothing BITCH 'cept in math- that he hates and sucks at HAH so do I...damnit. There was no point really. Dude, I really do heart Specs...and he IS really funny when he's around me...
So did you learn enough about me? No? THREE MINUTES LEFT!
Yah know what Teach? I think you're just obsessed with what's going on in your student's lives. NOSEYNOSE! The history teacher doesn't make us do this...
A minute left YAY! Um...nothing more to tell really, 'cept since you REALLY want to know, I'm in love with the Specsmeister. Bye Bye!
Author's Note: I LOVE DUTCHY! Loverrrrrrrrr... Anyway, hi all...my buddo Nakaia Aidan-Sun asked me to participate in this project of hers, so I am HEHE. Read all the Little insert color here books cause they rock. Next chapter...