Part 3-

Rating: PG

Disclaimer: Same as chapter 1

Chase: Are we going to get up?

Ghost: Only if we have to... or for breakfast... on second thought, only if we have to.

Chase: [Laughs] If you're hungry the stuff tastes all right.

Ghost: Are you hungry?

Chase: Not if you're gonna get up to get me food.

Ghost: I'll get food... and come back... soon.

[Ghost gets up and walks towards the door as Chase begins singing]

Chase: This is the man that I plan to entangle, isn't he fine? My claim was to fame was to hack and to break in, the government was mine! Now I'm deep in the biz, the name I made I'll trade for his. The only trouble is... I'll never tell.

[Ghost turns around as Chase gets up and starts to move around the room]

Ghost: she is the one, she's such wonderful fun, such passion and grace. Warm in the night when I'm right in her tight --- [catches himself] embrace! Tight embrace! I'll never let her go, the love we know can only grow... there's just one thing, but no ... I'll never tell.

[They both get up and start to get ready for work]

Chase: He snores

Ghost: she wheezes

Chase: say 'housework' and he freezes

Ghost: she has these sleazy friends that I can't describe

Chase: I talk, he breezes

Ghost: She doesn't know what pleases

Chase: His penis got diseases from the Chumash tribe!

Both: The vibe gets kinda scary

Ghost: Like she thinks I'm ordinary

Chase: like its all just temporary

Ghost: Like her toes are kinda hairy

Both: but its all very well, 'cause God knows I'll never tell!

Chase: When things get rough he's never really tough, see. [Ghost gives her a look] Now looks he's getting huffy 'cause he knows that I know.

Ghost: she clings, she's needy... she's also really greedy! She nev --

Chase: His eyes are beady!

Ghost: This is my verse hello! She ---

Chase: [starts dancing in flapper style] Look at me I'm dancing crazy!

[Ghost joins the dance and they dance around the room]

Both: You know...

Ghost: You're quite the charmer

Chase: My knight in armour

Ghost: You're the cutest of our 'scoobies' with your lips as red as rubies and your firm yet supple [catches himself again] – tight embrace!

Chase: He's swell

Ghost: She's sweller

Chase: He'll always be my feller

Ghost: That's why I'll never tell her that I'm petrified.

Chase: I've read this tale, there's wedding, then betrayal, I know there'll come the day I'll want to run and hide.

[They crawl towards each other]

Both: I lied, I said its easy, I've tried but there's these fears I can't quell.

Ghost: I she looking for a pot of gold?

Chase: Will I look good when I've gotten old?

Ghost: Will our lives become to stressful if I'm never that successful

Chase: Will I get so worn and wrinkly that I look like David Brinkley?

[They get up and start dancing again]

Ghost: Am I crazy?

Chase: Am I dreamin'?

Ghost: Am I gonna end up screamin'?

Both: we could really raise the beam on making marriage a hell! So thank God I'll never tell! I swear I'll never tell!

Ghost: My lips are sealed

Chase: I take the fifth

Ghost: Nothing to see, move it along

Both: I'll never ... tell.

[They both fall back onto the sofa laughing. Then immediately realize what they're doing and stop.]

Chase: MY TOES ARE NOT HAIRY!

Ghost: That shouldn't have happened outside the matrix.

Chase: You think my toes are hairy?!?

Ghost: Can we focus here... please?

Chase: Fine. Focus.

Morpheus: Outside the matrix? How is that possible?

Chase: That would be the question we asked you.

Morpheus: Well I suppose it should be looked into. How could this happen outside the matrix?

Chase: Again with repeating my questions! Get your own!

Morpheus: Trinity, Neo. I want you to go see the Oracle. Find out what's going on.

Trinity: Uh-huh.

[Inside the matrix Neo and Trinity are walking towards yet another run down building, where they were supposed to meet Seraph]

Trinity: Neo, you can't just change the matrix to suit your every whim! Your ability to change the code its great and all, but you can't misuse it!

Neo: C'mon Trin, all I did was change a garbage bin into flowers... there's no harm in that.

Trinity: Yeah, no harm in that... but its going to get out of control Neo.

Neo: Trin-please trust me... It's only a little and plus, flowers...

Trinity: Only use it when you have to... promise me Neo.

Neo: Awww... Trin c'mon.

Trinity: We're almost there... just.... Can we do this later?

Neo: Yeah, later.

[As Trinity is walking Neo slowly reaches his hand into and changes her code. Trinity falls to the ground dazed then looks up at Neo. ]

Trinity: What happened?

Neo: You tripped sweetheart.

Trinity: What were we talking about... I don't remember.

Neo: It's...nothing important sweetie... we're almost there.

Tbc....