Title: Yes, I'm keeping them hostage!
Author: Venus725
Summary: I wonder what would happen if an obsessed fanfic author by the name of Venus725 locked some Harry Potter and Star Wars characters in her basement? Let's see!
Genre: Humor
Rating: PG-13 (for now…hehehe)
Disclaimer: No, I own nothing.
Note: We have finally updated! Now this chapter is kind of confusing. Well, anyway, please R/R.
Chapter 3-
Puppy chow and Karaoke!
Venus: Welcome to…
Alex: Yes, were keeping them hostage!
Venus: …for the third time!!!!! All reviewers will certainly enjoy this chapter…*winks* it's gonna be fun!
Alex: Yes…it is going to be fun, because…puppy chow and karaoke!!!!!
Venus: Hence the title…because were having…
Alex: A puppy chow and karaoke party!!!!!!
All except for them: O-Kay…
Harry: *Eyes locked door*
Venus: Well, you're all probably wondering where those ideas came from…so, I'll tell you! Alex and I were part of a bake sale last weekend…Alex and I made puppy chow! And while we were selling everything, we decided it'd be fun to have puppy show in the next chapter.
Alex: *Puts on scary/dumb Dracula voice* SHE IS RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!
Venus: Hey, you stole that from me!
Alex: *Smiles* No, you stole it from your cool older cousin, Serina, who is also on fanfiction! Go read her stories, they are COOL!!!!! SPECIALLY IF YA LIKE TOM RIDDLE!!!!!!!!!
Venus: *Puts on same scary/dumb Dracula voice* SHE IS RIGHT!!!!!!!!
All: *Wide eyes*
Venus: Oh yeah…*cough* Sorry 'bout that…*cough* anyway, then, I thought that we should have a karaoke party because lots of you want Obi-Wan to sing, and this is his last time (for now) on the show…next is Anakin and Padme, by the way…PADME IS A MOO-ING COW!!!!!!!!!!
All except for her: Uh…sure…
Alex: Yeah so…let's get started! *Throws small plastic bags of puppy chow to everyone*
Venus: *Catches* Mmm…yummy…
Draco: *look of disgust* so…this shit is fucking dog food?
Alex: *rolls eyes* *Sees that its Draco and smiles* No honey…it just looks like its dog food…its really chocolate and peanut butter-covered Chex cereal with powdered sugar!
All clueless wizards: Okay…
Draco: *Tastes* Hey…this is pretty good! *Eats more*
Hermione: I've always loved puppy chow…
Alex: Thanks, I made it myself!
Venus: I helped!
Alex: *Rolls eyes* whatever…*mutters * you mean stood there listening to Evanescence on your head phones while drooling over pictures of Ewan McGregor…
Venus: *Splutters* Well…still! Let's just start with karaoke and questions!
Alex: All-righty then!
Venus: Okay…let's start with one of our reviewers…
Alex: Freakanature, come on down!!!!
Venus: *Whispers to Harry* Have you seen The Price is Right?
Harry: *Nods*
Venus: *Whispers lower* She's obsessed!
Alex: NO I'M NOT! YOU ARE!
Venus: YEAH RIGHT, I DON'T LIKE THAT OLD DUDE! YOU LOVE THAT UGLY OLD GUY WITH THE WEIRD/SCARY SMALL MICROPHONE!
Freakanature: BE QUIET!
Venus and Alex: *stop*
Freakanature: Onto my questions then…First off, I don't really think that Draco is that hot, but everyone has their own opinion.
Alex: *Face turns purple as she prepares to explode*
Venus: *Throws bucket of water on her head* NO MORE EXPLODING!
Alex: Fine then! *Explodes anyway*
Venus: Bitch…
Alex: *Returns to normal* *Whines* I couldn't help it!
Venus: Whatever…Carry on Freakanature…
Freakanature: Ron: Can I have a hug? *Looks at him pleadingly*
Ron: *perks up* Are you blonde?
Alex: *smacks the top of his head*
Ron: *Rubs head* Fine…*Hugs Freakanature*
Freakanature: *Sigh* Fred, can I marry you?
Fred: *Blushes* Well…I…*Ears go red*
Ron: I thought you liked me!
Venus: No, she just wanted a hug, you idiot!
Ron: Oh.
Alex: Stupid…
Freakanature: Think about it, Fred, okay? *Blushes* George, can my best friend marry you?
George: *Blushes* Is…is…is she as pretty as you? *Ears go red*
Fred: Hey…you're trying to move in on my woman!
George: So what, I'm the cuter twin!
Fred: NO YOU'RE NOT!
George: YEAH HUH! IF WE WERE THE SISTER, SISTER GIRLS, I'D BE THE HOT ONE TIA AND YOU'D BE THE AVERAGE ONE WITH THE MOLE TAMARA!!!!!!!!!!
Alex: Would you two just shut the hell up so Freakanature can continue?
Venus: Yeah, Mary-Kate and Ashley. *Sniggers*
Twins: Were not blondes!
Alex: hey!!!! BLONDE HUMOR IS NOT FUNNY!!!!! *Smacks Fred and George*
George: *softy* But I said blondes weren't easy for you…*Small tear*
Venus: Puh-lease!!!!! Just…*splutters* continue the questions!
Freakanature: I think everyone should stop insulting poor Neville. I'm starting to feel bad for him. *Gives Neville a hug*
Neville: *Sobs* FINALLY!!!!!! *Hugs back*
Venus: Ewww…Neville is…Neville…ewww…
Alex: Yeah…
Draco: Let's just continue with the BLOODY QUESTIONS!
Venus and Alex: Ummm…kay!
Freakanature: Well that's all I've got! Oh, and I have no suggestions for Star Wars characters, but I do think that maybe there should be some LOTR characters or something!
Venus: Hmmm…good idea…I'll do Frodo along with Anakin and Padme next episode! Oh, and if your interested in a good talkshow with Star Wars, Harry Potter, LOTR, Matrix, and Moulin Rouge characters, in my profile is Let's Chat Again, the sequel to the sadly demolished Let's Chat!
Freakanature: Cool! *Loud pop and she is gone*
Alex: Welcome…Retarded Chipmunk! *Loud pop and Retarded Chipmunk appears*
Retarded Chipmunk: Hi!! :) I want a cookie!!
Venus: *Hands cookie* I did make those!
Alex: Sure…she gets one…
Retarded Chipmunk: Lol, JP i also liked the line of the Yoda, Gandalf, Dumbledore and Morpheus thing LMAO... I also think that Tom Felton is hot. But no one can be hotter than Rupert Grint! *Drools* umm…yeah... I'm back...
Ron: Who the fuck is Rupert Grint?
Alex: You dumbass…but I guess an Einstein like yourself wouldn't know that would you?
Danny: But…*splutters* I THOUGT I WAS THE EINSTEIN!!!!
Venus: *Pats him on the back sympathetically* you are son, you are…
Ron: *Shrugs* I guess I wouldn't.
Retarded Chipmunk: Well, I have just one question…why does Alex always blow up?
Alex: Because I fucking CAN!
Venus: I dunno…because God wants to be mean to me and give me a best friend that can, at will, explode?
Retarded Chipmunk: Okay then! Bye and thanks! *Loud pop and she's gone*
Venus: Let's start the karaoke!!!! WHOO!!!!! *Pulls on cool DJ outfit and conjures up a huge sound system and everything a DJ doing karaoke would need* *Smiles* LET'S PART-TAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!
Alex: Who's singin' first?
Venus: Hmmm…I get to pick! Umm…I pick…Ron, and then the twins, and then we'll get back to the questions!
Alex: Okay then!
Ron: *Coughs* *Stands*
Venus: *Tosses microphone*
Ron: *Catches* I'd like…The Barney Song, please…
All: *eye him suspiciously*
Draco: *Whispers to Venus and Alex* I knew there was something creepy about him…
Alex: *nods lovingly*
Venus: You got it…*Turns on music*
Ron: *Singing off tune* I love you, you love me, were a happy family! With a GREEEAAAAT big hug *Tries to hug Alex but gets socked in the nose* and a KIIIIISSSS from me to YOOOUUUUU, *Tries to kiss Alex but gets socked in the nose again* won't you say you LOOOOVVVEEE MEEEEEEEE TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alex: *in tune of last line* you're a big redheaded bastard!!!
Ron: *Bursts into show tune-like song* BUT I LOOOOOOOVVVVVEEEEEEEEE YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU!!!!!!!
Alex: And I HATE YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU!!!!!
Venus: SHUT THE FUCK UP, THIS IS NOT WESTSIDE STORY!!!!!!
Harry: That makes no sense…
Venus: OH FUCKING WELL!!!!!!
Harry: Okay then…
Venus: *Deep breath* *Calm voice* Fred and George…go do yo thang!!!! *Turns back into cool DJ*
Twins: *Get microphones*
Fred: Let's sing…Welcome to Duloc!!!!
George: Okay!!!!!!
Both: Doo doo do doo do do…Welcome to Duloc, such a perfect town. Here we have some rules, let us lay them down! Don't make waves. Stay in line and we'll get along fine. Duloc is a perfect place. Please keep off of the grass. Shine your shoes. Wipe your…face. Duloc is, Duloc is, Duloc is a perfect place!
All: Okay…
Alex: At least it was better than Ron's song…*cough* baby *cough*
Venus: Well…Okay…now we can get back to the reviewers…
Alex: Okay, our next reviewer is Lisa…*loud pop and girl appears*
Lisa: Hi…I think this story is so funny…
Venus and Alex: Thanks…
Lisa: Oh and Venus, to get back at Draco I think you should make him kiss Alex…
Draco: NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alex: Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!
Venus: I'll have to think about that one…
Lisa: Okay…Bye…*with a loud pop Lisa is gone*
Alex: please Venus…PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE????
Venus: Hhhhhhmmmmmm…Maybe…
Alex: PLEASE??????????
Venus: Keep asking me and it'll be no, so let's just leave it at we'll see, all right?
Alex: Okay.
Draco: *Sigh* At least I have some time…
Venus: And our next reviewer is…*drum roll*
Alex: …AMK!!!!!!! *AMK appears*
AMK: Hi! I'm getting a lot more sleep now that i sold my muses. :) I got forty dollars for them and that's a damn good deal.
Venus: That is a damn good deal…
AMK: So, i think you should torture Neville incessantly because he's a doofus…
Alex: I could do that…
Neville: Hey!
Alex: Hay is for horses, gay wad…
Neville: For the last damn time…I'm not gay…
All: Sure…
AMK: Have Draco slap the living shit out of someone *cough*DANNY*cough*
Danny: Hey…
Alex: For the last damn time…Hay is for damn horses…
Draco: That sounds like a good idea…*bitch slaps Danny*
AMK: And start a game of strip poker!
Ron: ooooohhhhh…that could be fun…*eyes Alex*
Alex: Yeah…it could…*eyes Draco*
Ron: Did you actually agree with me?
Alex: NO…I just think it would be fun to see Draco naked…
Venus: You know if we do play it though it'd have to be to bra and underwear only…right?
Ron: Does it have to be? *Starts to drool while looking at Alex*
Alex: *flicks Ron's ear very hard* YOU PERVERTED BASTARD…YES IT DOES…ITS ONLY RATED PG-13!!!
Venus: Okay…it's settled…strip poker will be next episode…I think we already have too much this episode…
All: Okay…
Ron: I can't wait…*continues to drool at Alex*
Alex: Puh-lease you are so pathetic…
Draco: He is quite pathetic…I must agree…
Venus: Okay…I think its time for more karaoke…
Alex: Can I pick who sings this time?
Venus: Sure…
Alex: Okay…I want Draco to sing and then I want to…
Draco: ME???
Venus: Actually, Tom Felton was a very talented singer…he was in many choirs…
Draco: But that wasn't me…
Alex: So…I want you to sing so just do it…
Venus: What song should we make him sing?
Alex: I know…why doesn't he sing "U Got It Bad" by Usher?
Venus: That would be perfect!
Draco: What?
Venus: Just trust us it will be the perfect song…
Draco: Fine…but what are the words?
Venus: It's called karaoke…you read the words from the screen…
Draco: Okay…*grabs microphone*
Alex: Yeah!!!
Draco: *on perfect pitch* Oh…no, no, no, no, no, no…when you feel it in your body you found somebody who makes you change your ways like hangin wit your crew…
Alex and Venus: *drooling excessively*
Draco: *still on perfect pitch* Said you act like you ready but you don't really know and everything in your past you wanna let it go! I been there, done it, humped around. After all that this is what I found. Nobody wants to be alone! If your touched by the words in this song, then maybe…
Chorus: You got it, you got it bad when your on the phone, hang up and you call right back! You got it, you got it bad, if you miss a day without your friend your whole life's off track! You know you got it bad when you stuck in the house you don't wanna have fun cause all you think about…you got it bad when your out with someone, but you keep on thinking bout somebody else!
Draco: When you say that you love 'em and you really know everything use to matter don't matter no more. Like my money, all my cars, you can have it all! And flowers, cards, and candy I do it just cause I'm, said I'm fortunate to have you girl, want you to know I really adore you. All my people that know what's going on, look at your mate help me sing my song! Tell her I'm your man, you're my girl, I'm gonna tell it to the whole wide world! Ladies say I'm your girl, you're my man, promise to love you the best I can! See I've been there, done it, humped around. After all that this is what I found. Every one of y'all are just like me, it's too bad that you can't see, that you got it bad!
Chorus: You got it, you got it bad when your on the phone, hang up and you call right back! You got it, you got it bad, if you miss a day without your friend your whole life's off track! You know you got it bad when you stuck in the house you don't wanna have fun cause all you think about…you got it bad when your out with someone, but you keep on thinking bout somebody else!
All: *applaud*
Alex: *faints*
Venus: *dreamy sigh*
Ron: Where's Alex? *Looks around for her*
Draco: *bowing* *looks at Ron* who cares this gets her off my case, doesn't it?
Venus: Wait…where did Alex disappear to?
Hermione: I found her…
Harry: Where did she go?
Ginny: I think she fainted…
Venus: OH SHIT…uuummm…
Ron: We could always pour water on her…
Harry: Why?
Ron: So her white shirt would get all wet…*smirks*
Venus: YOU PERVERTED FREAK!!! I'M NOT GONNA DO THAT TO MY BEST FRIEND!!!
Danny: I know…why don't you try kicking or smacking her?
All: *stare*
Danny: I have never once made Alex faint or knocked her unconscious…
Ron: Sure…*eyes Danny suspiciously*
Hermione: I know…why don't we let the reviewers come up with ways to make Alex conscious again?
Ron: But that would take too long…
Ginny: Venus could always make someone kiss her to wake her up…
Venus: No…that would be too mean…
Harry: I agree with Hermione…we should let the reviewers decide…
Venus: I guess…but someone is going to have to watch her…to make sure she doesn't wake up…
Ron: I WILL!
Venus: I don't think that would be a wise choice…it should be someone she trusts…
Danny: Your gonna make me do it huh?
Venus: Well…since you volunteered…
Danny: Fine…I'll do it…
Ginny: Well, I'll sit with you so you won't get lonely…
Danny: Uuummm…Okay…
Venus: Okay…now that it's settled…we can go back to the reviewers…
Harry: We still have more?
Venus: Yes…our next reviewer is…aneerpotterexperience…*loud pop and girl appears*
aneerpotterexperience: So im gonna ask some questions…
Venus: Go ahead…
aneerpotterexperience: Ron. I AM blonde and you CAN have me *runs over and starts hitting on him*(like the good way)
Ron: Sorry, but I'm devoted to Alex…but maybe I'll get back to you…
Venus: *mutters* shallow ass mother fucker…
Aneerpotterexperience: Draco is totally dead sexy…sorry Ron, i still love you…
Draco: Thank you…
aneerpotterexperience: Venus, why did Hermione have to make out with Danny?
Venus: Just for laughs I guess…
aneerpotterexperience: Oh and poor Harry, I feel so bad for you and i don't feel bad for little gay Neville *blows raspberry at him*
bye bye *loud pop and she is gone*
Venus: Okay…our next reviewer is…snufflesluver! *Loud pop and she appears*
snufflesluver: ROTFALMFAO! Alex should kiss Draco. Luv Austin Powers ya Baby! Ya!
Draco: UUUMMM…NO…
snufflesluver: obi, sing!
Obi: Maybe during the next karaoke part of the show…
snufflesluver: Gred and Forge: Luv u guys *Runs and hugs and kisses both* *whispers "Call me"* *wink, wink*
Twins: er…okay…
Snufflesluver: Draco, your a hot-at!
Draco: OOOKAY…
snufflesluver: Neville, why are you here?
Neville: I don't really know…
snufflesluver: Venus and Alex, luv what you are doin, keep it goin. Get some professors in here. SW is cool! Go the younger lookin Ford!
Venus: Well…since Alex is temporarily…er…out now…I'll tell her about the Professors idea…*loud pop and snufflesluver is gone*
Draco: Is there any more puppy chow?
Venus: Yeah…*tosses him another bag*
Harry: Are we done with the reviews, yet????
Venus: NO…and our next reviewer is…a returning guest…MichealJacksonClayAikenluver!
MichealJacksonClayAikenluver: HAHAHA! Me again! ;)
Venus: Okay…on with the questions…
MichealJacksonClayAikenluver: OK, I want to kiss Malfoy…
Draco: Maybe…
Venus: No, we must be nice to the reviewers. Kiss her on the cheek!
Draco: *Sigh* Fine…*Kisses her on the cheek*
MichealJacksonClayAikenluver: And you need someone to obsess over Harry, cuz except for the occasional thing from Ginny (ewww) there's nobody to love him. May I suggest me? *g* (if you do put me, put my personality as obsessive *g*)
Harry: Yeah…nobody really seems to like me do they?
MichealJacksonClayAikenluver: And I want another cookie! :)
Venus: *hands her cookie* Well thank you…*loud pop and she is gone*
Ron: Is anyone else bored? *Stares at Alex wishing he were watching her not Danny*
Venus: Shut up so we can get to the next karaoke break…next I want Obi and me to do a duet…
Obi: Okay…what are we singing?
Venus: *blushes* "Come What May"…
All except Obi and Venus: Puh-lease…
Obi: Okay…someone start the music…
Harry: *turns on music*
Obi-Wan: *On key* Never knew…I could feel like this…Like I've never seen the sky before. Want to vanish inside your kiss! Everyday I love you more and more! Listen to my heart, can you hear it sing! Tellin' me to give you everything! Seasons may change, winter to spring!!!!! (Pause) But I love you…till the end…of…time. COME WHAT MAAAAYYYYY!!!!! COME WHAT MAAAAAAYYYY!!!!! I WILL LOVE YOU, UNTIL MY DYYY-IIINNNGG DAY!!!!!!
Venus: God I wish he really meant it…*Remembers she's supposed to be singing* Oops…*Singing* Suddenly the world seems such a perfect place. Suddenly it moves with such a perfect grace.
Both: Suddenly my life doesn't seem such a waste!
Venus: It all revolves around you.
Both: AND THERE'S NO MOUNTAIN, TOO HIGH, NO RIVER TOO WIDE!!!!! SING OUT THIS SONG AND I'LL BE THERE, BY YOUR SIDE!!!!! STORM CLOUDS MAY GATHER, AND STORMS MAY COLLIDE!!!!!!!!!!!
Obi-Wan: But I love you.
Venus: I love you.
Obi-Wan: Till the end-
Venus: Until the end of-
Both: Time. COME WHAT MAY!!!!!! COME WHAT MAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!! I WILL LOOOOVVVEEE YOU, UNTIL MY DYYYYY-IIINNNNGGG DAY!!!!!! OH, COME WHAT MAY!!!!!!!!!! COME WHAT MAY!!!!!!! I WILL LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!
Venus: I will love you. Suddenly the world seems such a perfect place.
Chorus: COME WHAT MAY!!!!!
Both: COME WHAT MAY!!!!!! COME WHAT MAAAAAAY!!!!!!
I WILL LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!! UNTIL MY DYYYY-IIINNNGG DAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!
All: *Applaud as Obi-Wan and Venus take bows*
Venus: (To Obi-Wan) Wow…I wish that you had meant it…
Obi-Wan: *Kisses her hand* Sorry, it's against the code, but maybe someday…
Venus: *Giggles*
Draco: *Taps host on the shoulder*
Venus: Yes? *Turns to Draco*
Draco: Could we get back to the reviewers?
Venus: Oh, sorry about that…*Smiles* Of course!!! Our next reviewer is…Draco's Baby Girl!
Draco's Baby Girl: Hello…For Hermione: I think you should make Alex have to kiss Harry, cuz she doesn't act like she likes him much.
Hermione: Maybe…That would be kinda funny…
Draco's Baby Girl: For Venus: I think just to get back at Draco you should make him kiss Alex, cuz I'm guessing he would totally hate it.
Draco: For the last time…NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, AND NO…
Venus: You know…if you keep up that attitude…I just might make you…
Draco's Baby Girl: Well, please keep writing! *With a small pop she disappears*
Venus: Okay…well…*turns to Danny*…how is she?
Danny: Still out cold…but I still think if we just kicked her-
Ron: No…she is too pretty to kick…
Danny: Get over it…
Ron: MAKE ME!!!
Danny: Well, you know it wouldn't be the first time I've ever kicked her…
Venus: I know it wouldn't but we are not kicking her…so just shut up…
Ron: YEAH!!!!!! *Danny and Ron start fighting* *Ginny steps in the middle of it*
Ginny: Stop acting like a baby Ron…sorry about my psychotic brother Danny…
Danny: That's okay…no real damage done…*looks at bruise on arm*
Venus: Anyways…can we get back to the reviewers? Or would you two like to continue bickering?
Danny and Ron: Sorry…*glare at one another*
Venus: Anyways…our next guest is…da-cool-princess1…
da-cool-princess1: Yeah, so anyways, questions: 1. Harry: will you marry me? *Holds up engagement rings* 2. Do you like lightning? *Points to scar* 3. Can i have...a parseltongue lesson...in one of Snape's dungeons...all alone with you...for an hour, locked in? *Smiles innocently*
Harry: UUUMMM…sure…
da-cool-princess1: 1. Ron: BLONDES AREN'T EASY! *Flicks his nose*
2. And i used to think you were cute...
Ron: Are we still going on about that? *Thinks about what he said in the first chapter*
da-cool-princess1: 1. Hermione: to get back at Alex, make HER make out with Danny! And then pie herself with...pies! 2. Was it really...good, making out with Danny? Or just...not horrible?
Hermione: I'm not sure…
da-cool-princess1: 1. Draco: you should have to...strip tease!
2. And... Kiss whoever you want! Lame, I know, but still...it'd let us know something, right?
Draco: uuummm…no thank you…I would rather keep my secrets to myself and not strip tease…
da-cool-princess1: 1.Fred and George: Gred and Forge.
2. Hehehe...can i have an extendable ear, please?
George: Sure…*pulls extendable ear out of pocket*
da-cool-princes1: 1.Obi-Wan: no excuses! SING NOW! *Smiles innocently again* 2. Who's the next Star Wars character? Please be Anakin, please be Anakin! I want to torture him...
Obi-Wan: *Rolls eyes* La la la di da, your song, come what may, la la la di da, ya happy? And Venus said that Anakin, Padme, and some guy named Frodo was coming next time.
da-cool-princess1: okay! *Cheesy grin*
Venus: Okay…back to the questions…
da-cool-princess1: 1.Alex-
Danny: uuummm…if your trying to talk to her you may just want to know that she is unconscious still…
da-cool-princess1: Oh…
Venus: Well, why don't you just say it and I'll tell her what you said…
da-cool-princess1: Um...yeah...exploding looks like fun! Can I try? *Tries to explode* ANAKIN AND PALPATINE AND VOLDY MOLDY MUST DIE! *All stare* Well, it was kind of exploding...in a different way...
Venus: Okay…I'll be sure to tell her you said that…
da-cool-princess1: 1.Venus: If you want to not torture Draco because he's cute, and get him, then make him kiss YOU! *Looks at Alex* just a suggestion...
Venus: uuummm…you know she is still unconscious right?
da-cool-princess1: Oh yeah. Well, great story, can't wait for more!
Venus: Bye! *Girl disappears with a loud pop*
Ginny: So…are the reviews over yet?
Venus: Well…actually we still have one from one of Alex's friend's that we need to answer…it was sent to us by e-mail…
Harry: Is she the last one?
Ginny: I hope so…
Venus: And our next reviewer is…Nive…*loud pop and girl appears*
Nive: Hi…uuummm…where's Alex?
Danny: *points to floor* over here…
Nive: oh…what did she do…faint?
Venus: Yeah…but can we get on with your comments?
Nive: okay…lol…thaz so funny!!!…HILARIOUZZZ!!!!!
Venus: Thanks…
Nive: u should add more 2 it though...like Alex should like make out wit Draco n he fallz in luv wit her...then u guyz sex...lol...
Draco: FOR THE LAST TIME…NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Venus: Thanks for the suggestion…but I doubt it would happen…
Nive: Okay…well bya!!!
Venus: *looks at floor* I think Alex is still unconscious…
Danny: Yup…
Hermione: So, what are you gonna do with her til next episode?
Venus: Well, I could leave her in the basement and one of you guys could watch her…*looks over at Ron* as long as Ron doesn't go near her…
Hermione: Well…Ginny and me could watch her…
Ginny: Yeah…okay…
Venus: Well thanks…oh and don't forget to review with ways to wake up Alex…and please…nothing too mean…oh and we still need ways for me to get back at Draco…and ways for Hermione to get back at Alex…
Draco: Do we have to wake her up?
Venus: YES!!!!! Now say bye everyone…
All except Alex: Bye!!!