Okay…the rest of the chapter:
Harry: Oooooooo-kay.
Venus: Shrugs You asked.
Harry: Yeah, I guess I did.
Maura: All right, next reviewer is…CrazzieAddict06!
(CrazzieAddict06 appears)
CrazzieAddict06: Hi guys! I just wanted to say this is great! Bye!
Venus: Bye then! Oh, and Crazzie dear, your story is superb. And feel absolutely NO SHAME when advertising your stuff, we ALL do it!
Maura: Next reviewer, formerly known as Phoenix1234567, is American Mione! (American Mione joins the party)
American Mione: Howdy! Ok, Alex, we'll split him 60/40! Naturally, I'll get the 60!
Alex: No, I get the 60, damnit!
Draco: I AM NOT TO BE GIVEN!
All: Wowed
Draco: So there!
Venus: Okay, okay, we get it, Malfoy.
Draco: Malfoy??? Don't you have some sort of CRUSH on me?
Venus: Well, I used to, but I don't really know anymore, because in Film 3 you're a huge…mimicking cousins PUUUUUUUU-SSSSSSSSY!
Draco: I am not! No, you must worship me!
Venus: Rolls eyes Lost ANOTHER fangirl?
Draco: Yes!
Venus: Well, Potter's all hot now.
Harry: Sneers at Draco
Draco: Sneers right back
Venus: Smirks evilly Why, Draco? Jealous?
Draco: You only WISH I were…
Alex: No that's me…remember? I'm hopelessly head-over-heels IN LOVE with the sex god that you happen to be!
Draco: Winks Sex god is right, baby!
Alex: YAY!!!!! He winked at me AND called me 'baby'!
Draco: Look of pity She's sad, really…
Venus: HEY!!!!! STUFF IT, MALFOY!
Draco: What did I say, Venus? Innocent look And didn't you used to call me Draco?
Venus: You know VERY WELL what you said, Mister Malfoy! And, well, when you DESERVE to be called Draco, I will call you that, you prat! I'm sorry, you ARE deliciously maliciously sexy (A/N Venus: Wow that was a cool line!) but what was with the whole whining baby crap in Prisoner of Azkaban? You embarrassed us Slytherins! All Hermione did was POINT her WAND at you, and then punch you! And that's not even in the book! All she does in the book is slap you! No offense to Alfonso, I love him, he did great, but it's an insult to us Pure Potterheads!
Harry: Potter…Heads?
Venus: Harry Potter fans with obsessive-compulsive disorder…
Harry: Oh…that's not for just me, right, it's for like, the whole wizarding world, right?
Venus: Dead on, Harry. Sweet smile
Alex: Since when do you like Scarhead?
Venus: Well, number 1, I promised to be nice to our dear Mr. Potter. Number 2, in Order of the Phoenix, he's really an ass, so I figure another nice person might make him feel a little better. And number 3, in Prisoner of Azkaban, he was very, very, very, very, VERY dashing in his fake Adidas jacket, if I do say so myself. And I know you agree with me, Miss Alex, since you were squealing next to me in the theatre when we only saw a glimpse of Harry's cute little ass. And besides, at least he hasn't gone all wussy like Malferret.
Harry: My ass is cute?
Venus and Alex: Nod Very.
Draco: I AM NOT A WUSS, AND ALL MUST LOVE ME! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
Alex: Hey, you have a nice ass too, buddy!
Venus: Sigh Well, I can't really argue with that Winks but wow…I think you're the one who's sad, Malfoy…
Draco: I can't lose ALL my fangirls…
Alex: Bats eyelashes I'm still here!
Draco: I'll tell you when I'm that desperate…Mutters Which will probably be NEVER…
Venus: I'm still the only one who gets your hormonal teenage angsty crap, Malfoy, but bottom line, no more wimpy crap! Now we really have to move on…
Draco: Glares at almost former fangirl sadly
Maura: You really ARE sad. And you really do glare a lot, don't you?
Draco: Calm tone of voice I'm not sad nor pathetic, and I glare because I can. So there. Again.
Maura: Rolls eyes Whatever. Next reviewer, please!
Alex: Uh…don't ask me…
Venus: Well, then I will…Um, actually it's American Mione…again!
(American Mione reappears)
American Mione: Yeah, I felt like I forgot something before…
Maura: I like reviewers who review twice, it makes them sound Searches for the word um…
Venus: Inquisitive?
Alex: BIG WORD!
Maura: Yeah.
Venus: Rolls eyes She knows what it MEANS…
Alex: Or do I??
American Mione: Yeah, my OTHER questions now… Quoting Alex: Rolls eyes whatever…mutters you mean stood there listening to Evanescence on your head phones while drooling over pictures of Ewan McGregor… End quoting I'm not the only one who does that! Cool! Of course, I'm usually drooling over pictures of Ashton Kutcher, Benjamin McKenzie, Orlando Bloom, and, of course, Tom Felton! Extreme yummyness!
Venus: Yes, I have to agree on those men…but you know who's REALLY hot? Like…a god? Ryan Gosling. Oh yeah!
American Mione: By the way, PUPPY CHOW RULES!
Alex: I know…
American Mione: Quoting some more George: YEAH HUH! IF WE WERE THE SISTER, SISTER GIRLS, I'D BE THE HOT ONE TIA AND YOU'D BE THE AVERAGE ONE WITH THE MOLE TAMARA! End quoting I can barely type I'm laughing so hard!
Maura: Well that's always good…
American Mione: Quoting EVEN MORE Venus: I dunno…because God wants to be mean to me and give me a best friend that can, at will, explode? End quoting AGAIN I guess that means God was mean to me too...you haven't seen crazy until you've seen my best friend!
Venus: As you can tell, I know how that goes…
American Mione: WHOO-HOO! George and Fred singing the song from Shrek (a hilarious movie for those of you who haven't seen it!) was so funny! Where do you guys get these ideas? They're pure genius!
Alex: Why, thank you.
Venus: Smiles graciously
American Mione: Oh! My perfect dream: Tom Felton singing Usher...swoons dramatically and is caught by Tom My life is complete...
Alex: I know…I'm glad I came up with it…
Venus: Well, actually, it wasn't dear Tom, it was Malfoy, Slytherin Prince. Though, that's also pretty damn sexy, so I'd have to agree with you. By the way, that's my dream too! Smiles
American Mione: Right on. Okay, now, to wake Alex up: Umm...can't you just leave her there so I can have Draco to myself? No, I'm a good person. Coughs Okay, the best way to wake her up would be to throw 20 gallons of ice water on her and then make her kiss a fish. Tell her it is Ron kissing her, and hopefully she'll wake up and attack him! I don't think that's TOO mean...at least not for Alex! Alex: Is angered Fuck you!
Venus: Sorry about that, she's a tad…well…bitchy…I think it might be that time of the month again…Thinking Next time I'll have to let Alex wear my blue straight jacket… End thinking mode
Maura: Good idea.
Venus: What? You can see my thoughts? Looks at screen
Alex: No, you kinda said it out loud as you thought it…
Venus: Oh. Woops.
Alex: And I swear if you try to get me in that straight jacket again I'll kick your ass…
American Mione: Ways for Hermione to get back at Alex: She'll need your help, but you should tell her an embarrassing story about Alex, and then have Hermione tell the story to everyone, including Draco!
Alex: NEVER!
Venus: Ponders I might just do that…Evil grin Nah…she'd kill me…
Alex: No, I'd just kick your ass…very hard…
Venus: Nods in agreement
American Mione: Well then, I can't wait to read more! This is so much fun! I don't care if you don't use my ideas; I'm having too much fun reading this to care! To quote the masters of comedy, Mike Myers and Dana Carvey: "Party on!" (American Mione disappears…again)Alex: Oh, we shall…Attempts a maniacal grin
Danny: Hey, what's that supposed to mean?
Venus: And I love that quote by the way…Adds quote to Quote page on buddy profile
Maura: Hehe, yes, we shall have fun…Pulls of evil glint in eyes spectacularly
Venus: You know, I like you. Smiles
Maura: Thanks. Next reviewer is…Sarah Riddle!
(Sarah Riddle appears)
Sarah Riddle: Hey I just thought I would say I love your story keep on writing nice job! Disappears
Venus: Okay then, thanks! Hope you can keep reviewing!
Alex: Ditto.
Venus: Yeah, next reviewer is good friend and faithful reviewer…
Maura: …Da-cool-princess1!
(Da-cool-princess1 appears)
Da-cool-princess1: Hey guys! My first questions are for Harry! (Moves to Harry) Tah...I love you! Hugs Harry
Harry: Smiles gratefully, fixing disheveled glasses Thanks.
Da-cool-princess1: I'm kinda pretty...what do you prefer?
Harry: Oh…well…Blushes I don't really know, I don't think I should answer that…
Da-cool-princess1: Do you mind blondes? Except, I'm not easy, remember that...Glares at Ron I also have...green eyes like yours, and okay teeth! Date me, please?
Harry: Blushes again I dunno…I…well…
Venus: Let's just let him think on it…
Harry: Whispers to Venus Thanks…
Venus: Whispers back No problem, Mr. Potter…
Da-cool-princess1: Can I at least have your number? The Dursleys number? Cept, it'd be long distance 'cause I live in America...but can I?
Harry: Sure, but don't call and ask for me personally, ask for 'the Mr. Potter who's late library book is overdue'. Got it?
Da-cool-princess1: Smiles ecstatically Of course!
Harry: Hands her paper with number on it
Alex: Sarcastically Well that was fun.
Harry and Venus: Glare at Alex
Da-cool-princess1: I LOVE YOU! But I'm not obsessive...
Harry: Grateful smile That's good.
Da-cool-princess1: All right, Ron…I hate scum like you!
Ron: Sighs Yeah, yeah, I know already…
Alex: Haha…
Ron: Sulking moodily
Maura: And I thought Harry was the only one who did that…
Venus: Me too.
Harry: I did…for a while.
Venus: Yeah. Questions now, please.
Da-cool-princess1: So, Hermione…when are you gonna hook up with Ron, seriously?
Hermione: Blushes Um…Ron doesn't like me…
Venus: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh-tah. Smirks
Ron: Comes out of sulking What? I…I…what are we talking about? Ears go red
Draco: Silently laughing
Da-cool-princess1: And do you like Draco?
Draco: Stops laughing and starts listening
Hermione: Cracks up Ferret Boy? Puh-lease!
Draco: Hey!
Hermione: Well, think about it…you and me? Come on!
Draco: Thinks about it True.
Venus: Well, it is sort of official. J.K. announced in this interview thing that Draco and Hermione would not END UP together. It actually saddened me, I've grown quite fond of them as a couple, since it's a very funny love/hate relationship and can be also an against all odds type of thing.
Hermione: Laughs The only way that would ever happen was if his Father died, Voldemort was defeated, he went to the Light side, and he totally dropped the Mudblood thing. Oh and he would need a personality check as well. So, VERY slim chances.
Venus, Alex and Maura: Glance at each other It's happened on fanfic!
Maura: Many, many times, actually…
Venus: On fanfic, Hermione dear, ANYTHING is possible!
Draco: Coolly Well I'm afraid then that that particular sentiment doesn't fall into the category of 'anything'.
Hermione: So no, at the moment, I do not like Draco. Shudders At all.
Draco: Well, then again, my beauty doesn't reach you Mudbloods…
Hermione: Quirks eyebrow When I said you had to change a few things, did I say you had to change your looks, Malfoy?
Draco: Baffled
Everyone else besides Venus: Baffled
Alex: I can't believe you said, no, ADMITTED that!
Maura: Me neither!
Harry and Ron: Me neither!
All: Look at Venus
Venus: Shrugs I could. You guys really don't give Hermione enough credit.
Hermione: Smiles
Da-cool-princess1: Shrugs Onto Anakin…Moves to Anakin I HATE YOU! Runs after pathetic Jedi with blue lightsaber, attempting to kill him
Anakin: Squeals like a girl in fright and runs away
Maura: It's about time the Star Wars characters and Frodo got some questions...
Venus: Tell me about it.
Da-cool-princess1: Stops chasing Anakin
Anakin: Sits down apprehensively
Da-cool-princess1: Do you enjoy pie? Pies in face with flavored banana cream
Anakin: Wipes off face Yes, but not that flavor. Glares at reviewer
Da-cool-princess1: How is the dark side exactly, you pathetic fool?
Anakin: Shrugs Not bad once you get past Palpatine's Pink Parties…
All: Stare
Venus: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh-tah.
Alex: Moving on now…
Da-cool-princess1: You and Padme might wanna join me in 'Let's Chat Again!'...Venus's other talkshow...Venus, let's put them in the Machine!
Venus: Grins evilly We shall see…
Da-cool-princess1: Poor Obi-Wan…Sigh He had to deal with a horny little brat like you...Mentally hugs Obi
Venus: Yes, I feel sorry for him too…and I miss him…
Anakin: Hey!
Venus: Shut up, Sir Bitchiness.
Alex: Yeah, you're Sir Bitchiness and Sumner is Sir Biznatch!
Venus: Laughs at private joke
Alex: Laughs at private joke
Venus: Yes, yes she is…
Maura: All right, moving on…
Venus: Oh yes, my apologies…
Alex: Ditto.
Maura: Continue, Da-cool-princess1!
Da-cool-princess1: Okay, Padme…You're a MOO-ING COW! Hehehe...
Padme: Glares
Da-cool-princess1: Honestly, what do you SEE in Anakin?
Padme: Shrugs He's hot, he's younger than me, and…Waggles eyebrows he's Obi-Wan's apprentice…Licks lips
Anakin: What is that supposed to mean?
Padme: Innocent look Nothing, sweetheart.
Venus: Chuckles
Da-cool-princess1: I thought Annie was a little girl with red hair...or does wittle Ani-kins like that Annie so much he wants to be called that? OR does he want to be more feminine? Probably both...
Padme: Mutters Both…
Anakin: HEY! Shifty glance That's…not…true…Another shifty glance
Venus: Skeptical look Riiiiiiiiiiiiiigh-tah.
Da-cool-princess1: Turns back to Padme Your acting really sucked in Eppy 2...maybe Lucas is going senile with his script writing, 'cause Natalie Portman is usually good on-screen, and so is Hayden Christensen! ANYWAY...that one line before the battle of Geonosis was really sickening, I puked, honestly: 'I'm not afraid to die. I've been dying a little bit each day since you've come back in my life.' Hurls excessively
Venus: I wholeheartedly agree, every single 'love scene' was horrendous! They just cut in on Obi-Wan's action!
Da-cool-princess1: Yeah, I know!
Padme: Mutters Adolescents…
Alex: Scowl Don't talk about us overly obsessive damn good looking hormonal teenagers like that or I'll have to go Secret Window on your ass too! And don't you dare think I won't! picks up screwdriver again and starts to chase Padme around the room psychotically
All teenagers: Glare at the cow YEAH!
Padme: Fine!
Da-cool-princess1: Anyway, Ginny…Danny sounds ugly.
Ginny: But he's not, and don't TALK about my man that way!
Danny: Whispers to Alex Her…man? Gulp
Alex: Silent laughter
Da-cool-princess1: Danny…you sound ugly. And weird.
Danny: I'll agree with you on the weird part, but ugly? Please! I'm a bonified Don Juan!
All: Stare
Danny: I can't help it that I'm sexy.
All: Stare some more
Danny: Shrugs Well, it worked for Draco…
Alex: Yeah, but that's because he actually IS sexy, you moron.
Draco: Smirks
Danny: Oh. Okay.
Ginny: I think you're sexy…in your own way. Smiles sweetly
Danny: Smiles
Da-cool-princess1: All right, Draco…you should whisper in my ear who you like...if not, I gots a bottle of Veritaserum! Winks Snape really needs to seal his office with a better charm, really...
Draco: Looks a little scared No, no, that's…that's quite all right, I'll keep my secrets to myself…
Venus: Hehe, my Slytherin ways are returning…hehe…
Alex: Yes, let's get his secrets so we'll all know how much he loves me! Steals bottle from reviewer
Da-cool-princess1: Yeah, just make sure to give me the bottle next time I review…
Maura: But don't get his secrets JUST yet, wait a little longer…
Venus: Cackles Yes, prolonging his doom is MUCH worse than getting it over with…
Draco: Is frightened
Da-cool-princess1: You know, Draco, you should play the guitar. You would make one badass guitar player…and a hot one at that!
Draco: Momentarily forgets impending doom I would, wouldn't I?
Venus: What a coincidence…if you want to see Draco with a guitar, keep reading my Draco/Hermione fic…"Time Heals Wounds?" You won't be disappointed…Winks
Hermione: Looks at Draco and gags
Draco: Looks at Hermione and glares
Da-cool-princess1: Got gel? Giggles
All: Stare
Da-cool-princess1: What? Has no one ever seen got milk commercials and/or read Let's Chat Again?
All: Suddenly get it
Da-cool-princess1: Tee hee…I LOVE this story…make sure to update soon, and can I have some puppy chow please? Oh, and once again, if you want Draco enough, let Alex have a little rest and…make him love you! HAHAAHAHA!
Venus: Tosses her bag Nah, if a guy can't love me for me, then he's not really all that worth it…Looks at Draco wistfully again Still, though…
Alex: Um, NO! MINE, BITCH!
Draco: No one can MAKE me love anybody else!
Venus: Ah, Draco, but that is the power of fanfiction!
Draco: Huh?
Venus: If I wanted I could make you go snog Alex right now.
Draco: What? NO!
Venus: Or Hermione, or anybody. I AM IN CONTROL! MWAHAHA!
Draco: Smirks You know, you've got an evil side to you…
Venus: Of course I do, one of my mentors was Dr. Evil, and I'm a bonified Slytherin.
Draco: Shrugs
Venus: Anyway…continue, Da-cool-princess1!
Da-cool-princess1: My last questions are for Frodo…you have REALLY REALLY blue eyes...
Frodo: Yeah, I know…the ladies seem to like them…
Venus: And why shouldn't they?
Da-cool-princess1: Your eyes are pretty…
Frodo: Blushes at both compliments
Da-cool-princess1: I wouldn't mind marrying Elijah Wood either...or Orlando Bloom...yummy!
Venus: Me too.
Alex: Ditto.
Ron: Rolls eyes
Da-cool-princess1: So...who dies? Is it Gollum? Smeagol? Oh sorry, same dude there…Aragorn? Strider? Oops, once again, same dude there…Arwen? Elrond? Legolas? Not Legolas, he's too pretty to die, like Will Turner! Oh wait…they're the same dudes too! Sam, Merry, or Pippin? Sigh I guess I'll just have to wait...
Venus: Guilty We all should know now…since well, that review was posted BEFORE Return of the King and its been like a year since we updated…
Alex: in an innocent little kid voice WE'WR SOWWY!
Venus: Oh and both Gollum and Smeagol die, if you look at that technically…and so does King Théoden. Very sad.
Alex: Nods in agreement
Da-cool-princess1: Well, bye! Disappears with a loud pop
Maura: Well, we have two reviewers left, Venus!
Venus: Great, so we're almost done! But right now its time for the…STRIP POKER! WHOO HOO!!!!!!!
Alex: YAY! DRACO NO CLOTHES = TONS OF FUN!
Ron: Discreetly glances at Alex hopefully
Venus: Hehe…time to play!
All: Gather round in a circle
Alex: Deals
Venus: Hehe, watch out, all of you! I am THE BIGGEST card shark known!
Alex: It's true, she gets VERY cocky when she wins and that's usually all the time…me, I'm not bad.
Venus: We really don't play cards together that often.
Alex: We should do it more.
Venus: Agreed. Now to…BEGIN THE GAME! WHOO HOO!
30 Minutes Later…(The only people left in the game are Harry, Venus, Alex, Draco, and Anakin. Anakin is down to his Jedi tunic only {It covers his…under parts because its very long}, and even his Padawan braid is no longer…well…braided. Draco and Harry only have their boxers on {Draco's are black silk, Harry's are a navy blue plaid, cotton}. Alex and Venus still have their jeans and bras on {Do you really want to know the color of their bras? Didn't think so!}
Alex: Is eyeing Draco's exposed body hungrily
Everyone else: Sulking because they're no longer in the game
Venus: Passes card You know, Draco, I'm surprised you're still in the game. I mean, poker? It's a Muggle game.
Draco: Exploding Snap isn't the only Wizarding card game that I know, and there's a much dirtier one called Smoogler that's similar to this.
Venus: Oh.
Alex: Ok.
Draco: And 'Draco'?
Venus: Oh yeah, you without your shirt on…couldn't help it! Besides, you haven't been too wussy lately, just hot.
Alex: Very, VERY HOT!!
Draco: Semi-scowls
Harry: Passes card Hehe, you better watch out, Malfoy, or you'll be losing your knickers!
Alex: Squeals
Draco: Stuff it, Potter, you're obviously bluffing!
Anakin: Well, I'm out. I haven't got enough money to keep going.
Venus: Maniacal grin
Harry: Passes card
Alex: Passes card
Draco: Passes card
Venus: Passes card It's down to us FOUR, boys…and Alex…and I've still got my pants, bra, AND my panties…who's gonna lose?
Alex: Me too…
Harry: Not me! And so what? One wrong move and you'll be topless!
Venus: Scowls You wouldn't dare!
Harry: Your right, I most likely wouldn't.
Draco: Ha, you haven't any guts, Potter! Pansy-ass! I would and then for once SHE would be embarrassed!
Venus: Puh-lease! Like your hand is even good enough, Draco! Besides, you'd get an eyeful and I know you don't want to see that!
Draco: Don't I? You're still a girl my age, aren't you?
Alex: smiling devilishly Yeah she is…and so am I…
Venus: Meets his determined eyes You bet I am and…ROYAL FLUSH! Lays down hand
Draco: Shit!
Harry: Fuck!
Alex: YAY!
Venus: Let's see 'em, boys and girl!
Draco: Lays down hand
Venus: Two of a kind, not bad, not bad…
Harry: Lays down hand
Venus: You've got a run in diamonds, but it still doesn't beat my royal flush!
Alex: lays down hand
Venus: surprised look on her face WHAT? HOW DID YOU GET THAT? THERE IS NO WAY THAT WE COULD BOTH GET A ROYAL FLUSH IN THE SAME GAME! IT'S JUST NOT POSSIBLE!
Alex: Well apparently, it is possible because it just happened…
Draco and Harry: Are glum
Everybody else: Okay, okay MOVING ON…
Venus: Coughs It's still not fair…Puts shirt back on
Alex: puts shirt back on Get over it already…
Draco and Harry: Put clothes back on
Alex: You could keep yours off if you wanted, Draco…Winks
Draco: Coldly That's quite all right. Mutters Psycho…
Maura: All right, it's time for some more reviewers!
Venus: Indeed!
Alex: Next up is Weaslygurl4!
Weaslygurl4: Pops in Keri (real)- So what did we think? Me (NOT REAL!)- I give it two thumbs up and an Emmy!
Alex: Um…who's me?
Weaslygurl4: A part of me, Keri…(A/N: If we made a mistake on that, please tell us and we'll fix it!)
All: Okay then.
Weaslygurl4/Keri: Dude wrong category, but anyway Venus your story is brilliant! It sounds so fun to be there, can I be a guest? I talk too much and I love karaoke! Oh and Clay Aiken too!
Venus: Sounds fun, perhaps soon you might be able to! As for the Emmy thing, who cares, it's an award! WHOO HOO! Clay Aiken's cool…he sings better than Ruben in my opinion.
Alex: That's because Ruben sucked ass!
Me- You're a loser. You beg, you can't spell, and you like Clay! Keri: Hey you know what zip it! I saw Clay in concert! Makes Me disappear I heard you have to like slap people or shake them when you need them to wake up. Maybe throw water or something, but I wouldn't trust me, I am a sucky doctor. To get back at Draco, um, someone should put a spell on him. Yeah, I think he should strip 'cause he is so sexy. But I think Ron is gorgeous too! I love Ron! I'm a blonde and I think Ron should be ashamed for saying that! Pokes Ron in the eye
Ron: Ouch! Gods, I said was sorry, and it was bloody sincere as well!
All: Ignore him
Keri: Harry isn't getting enough attention! Poor thingy! Anyway I dunno about the Hermione getting back at Alex thing 'cause I think Alex is cool, she curses! You should take this story on the road you could make trillions!
Venus: Cursing is so overrated. Intelligent banter is way cooler.
Alex: Shut up…FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Venus: Sigh I rest my case.
Me pops back up - Why make trillions when they could make billions!! Keri- You so stole that from Doctor Evil, go away! Makes me disappear again So I think Draco should strip, Ron should be punished for saying blondes are easy, I want to hug Harry 'cause he's not getting any attention-
Harry: Opens his arms
Keri- Hugs Harry
Venus: There you go.
Keri- And to wake up Alex, slap her or like throw water at her face. Or put cookies or something really good tasting under nose maybe she'll smell it!! Whoa I talk way too much, so I think I will go. I hope you have considered all my talking and will have pity on poor little me. But if you don't then that's ok, I'll still laugh and read your story 'cause it rocks the house until the roof falls off!! Ok so adios, aloha, and bye bye! Um…yeah.
Venus: Bye! Thanks for reviewing!
Draco: I'm not stripping.
Alex: Whiny Why not?
Venus: Fine.
Alex: Next up is Emes!
Emes: Appears It's so good! I agree with Alex - Draco is HOT! But she could have him if she wants. My cousin is so obsessed with him that every time she gets on the net, she goes on websites with his pictures and all and keeps on gettin' the 'oh that's soo cute' or whatever. I'm more a Daniel Radcliffe fan.
Alex: Potter? He's okay I guess. But I'm more of a Draco all the way girl! And yes, HE IS MINE!
Draco: I AM NOT YOURS!
Harry: Hey!
Emes: Anyways write more soon. Oh and to Ron Slaps Ron Slap and Bitch slaps Ron Bitch slap again!
Ron: Ow!
Emes: He deserves it. Can't wait for the next chappie! Disappears
Ron: Gods, I did apologize…
Venus: Shrugs Maybe next chapter!
Ron: Yeah, maybe…Considers
Maura: Last reviewer, and let me just say I enjoyed my time here with you guys!
Alex and Venus: Great, thanks for coming!
Maura: Last reviewer is…
Venus: A really good friend of mine, Stumpy28!
(Stumpy28 appears)
Stumpy28: laughing That was hilarious. That was cool. You bring joy to my meaningless life. Bye!
Venus: Bye, and thanks for reviewing!
(Stumpy28 disappears)
Alex: Well that's it! Now all we have to do give Draco the Veritaserum and find out who he loves! I already know the answer of course, ME, but still!
Draco: NOOOOO!
Venus: Yep. Do it, Alex. Pulls out wand Mobilicorpus!
Draco: Becomes bound
Alex: Pours three drops into his throat
DUN, DUN, DUN…CLIFFIE TIME!
Now review! Yes, this is Venus and Alex and THAT is where we are ending it and now you must review and tell us who you think angsty moody evil Draco should love!
Thanks again for your reviews!
Ciao with love,
Lindsay and Alex
P.S. You will win a hug from whatever celebrity you want if you can guess between who 'wrote' (sat and typed it) the first half or the second half of this chapter…and a year-long supply of puppy chow!
Oh, and Draco was definitely generous in this chapter, no? Alex got a kiss, and Venus got a compliment thingie…anywho, REVIEW!