Little Navy Book

Journal#1: Free write about self (15 minutes)

I can't believe we're actually going to do something that I LOVE to do! WRITE for all you slow people...shouldn't write that with the teacher going to read this and all...I would dance if there was music. It's something Dutchy would do. But I can't 'cause I have "issues".

Anyway, write about myself. That's the title of this little journal entry. Something I hate to do because I already KNOW everything there is to know about myself and if you can't put the time and effort into discovering those buried treasures then tough nookies to you Peter!

Let's start with name, shall we? Ignoring the fact that it's written in the front cover...I'm officially Robert Evans IV, though I prefer to be known as Specs, as donned by my best and closest friend Dutchy- I forget his first name. Oh Erick, Mrs. Green (you) just yelled at him. I bet he's trying to doodle or something...space case.

Back to me so I don't fail this assignment: I'm 5'8, brown haired and eyed and wear glasses. How obvious can I GET?

I do rather well in school because I push myself to the ABSOLUTE ACADEMIC LIMIT. Dutchy calls me uptight- I call myself motivated. Everybody else calls me a nerd but I say PUH to them. We'll see who's a nerd when I'm a millionbillionaire living in Fresno. What else is there to say about me...

I love reading the classics and want to BE them. Not the books, the authors durh. Nothing better than reading a good book, let me tell you...And they're better than friends in many, MANY ways, though I don't think I'd trade spending time with Dutchy for all the books in the world. He's practically my BROTHER he spends so much time with me at my house.

So anyway wow, you'd think I liked Dutchy by the way I write about him. But I don't. I mean, I'm gay and all but that doesn't mean I have to fit that cliché where they fall in love with their best friend. Besides, Dutchy's not gay.

Five minutes left...what can I say about myself in five minutes? I have a Broadway fetish, though not many know and I usually have an obsession with a play or musical for a month or so. Right now it's Avenue Q...probably because I love that song so much. You that song- it SUCKS TO BE ME! I'm cynical like that. VERY MUCH SO.

This is about the time where teacher says PENS DOWN! Does that mean I could keep going if I wrote in pencil?

....................Apparently not. She's yelling I'll stop!

Author's Note: WOO ANOTHER STORY I'M STARTING! Yoda I am! Anyway, hi all...my buddo Nakaia Aidan-Sun asked me to participate in this project of hers, so I am HEHE. Read all the Little insert color here books cause they rock. I'm writing Dutchy's too THE WORLD IS GOING TO EXPLODE!

Just a side note to people reading my stories (or shameless plug, depends on how well you know me) I'm actually on vacation right now and not coming home til Septermber 2...I probably won't be able to update much if at all, but I'll try! Til then GOOD EATS!