I DON'T OWN IY AND YGO
Chapter 2- The computer
-At Yugi's house-
Inu-yasha: [Taking out cotton out of mouth] Geez that cotton tasted bad...
Yugi: Who's your friend anyway?
Kagome: Oh! Sorry for that, he's Inu-yasha. He is a half-demon about 3-500 years old... I think... it's shorter than Yami but something like that...
Yami: You are ancient? Amazing... How do you know he is a demon?
Inu-yasha: HALF demon... [Take off bandana] [Ears twitch]
Yami: OH...
Inu-yasha: Hmm... Got any food?
Kagome: Don't be rude! We are guest!
Yugi: Yeah, over there. [Point kitchen]
Inu-yasha: OoOoO
Yugi: It's ok... [Whisper: Yami is like that too...]
Yami: [Running to the kitchen]
Inu-yasha: Hey, what are you doing?
Yami: Finding sugar... you?
Inu-yasha: Finding Ramen...
Yami: Over there...
Inu-yasha: Hey, isn't sugar bad for your teeth? [Making ramen]
Yami: Do you care about that?
Inu-yasha: chhhh No...
Yami: Exactly... [Munching on sugar] [Gets hyper] YOU SHOULD TRY SOME! THIS SHIT IS THE GOOD SHIT!
Inu-yasha: really? 'I like that guy... Knows how to party...' [Take sugar on the ground that was from Yami] YEAH! [Gets hyper and starts bouncing off the walls literally.]
Kagome: Inu-yasha!!! Sit!
Inu-yasha: Oof!
Yugi: YAMI! You found the sugar again???
Yami: opps....
-Tomorrow morning-
Inu-yasha: [Walking around]
Yami: 'What's he doing?' WHAT ARE YOU DOING MUTT?
Inu-yasha: What? WHO YOU CALLING A MUTT? [Run to Yami]
Yami: What were you doing?
Inu-yasha: Finding the T.V... Hey a T.V...
Yami: That's Yugi's room; you should really have some resp- YEAH! T.V!
Inu-yasha: Hey, where's Yugi anyway?
Yami: Out with friends...
Inu-yasha: This early?
Yami: yeah, how do you turn this thing on?
Inu-yasha: [poking at the computer] [accidentally pressed on and kicked the hard drive] Hey, it's on... Booo... Nothing good is on...
Yami: I see Yugi use this thing called a "Mouse" and used to click things on this screen... [accidentally click on Internet Explorer]
Inu-yasha: Do you know how to type english?
Yami: [Cracks fingers] I know a little...
Inu-yasha: Show off...
Yami: Shut up...
Inu-yasha: Let me try these buttons, [randomly clicking the following letters on homepage]. Let's try typing my name...
Yami: OK! I-N-U-Y-A-S-H-A... Enter, and let's see... Let's try this blue thing...
[Clicked on Inuyasha site Fan Art site]
Inu-yasha: hey that's me, that's kagome, that's Miroku, that's Sango, that's me again... That's me beating up Sesshoumaru... HA I'M SO COOL! [Posing] [Start saying a speech that he is so strong] That's ME!
Yami: Kissing a guy?
Inu-yasha: Huh? [Looking at the computer] KISSING SESSHOUMARU?????????????? I WOULD NEVER DO THAT!!!! AHHH!!!! IT'S A LIE! NOTHING BUT LIES! [Sit in fetal position]
Yami: Relax, if it isn't real, then it isn't real, let's check out my name with yugi's.
[Click on Yu-Gi-Oh behind the scenes] hmm... ...That's me... ...Joey... ...Me... ...Mai... ...Tea... ...Me again... ...Me again... ...ME AGAIN???? HOW THEY GET THESE THINGS???
Inu-yasha: You kissed someone too you know...
Yami: [Look at screen] Me kissing Pegasus??? THESE SICK PEOPLE!!!! [Goes crazy]
Yami and Inu-yasha: EVIL!!!![Destroy the computer] Uh-oh... [leave room]
A few hours later...
Yugi: Yami! I'm back! [Walk to room] [Look at computer with spray paint marked: Yami didn't so this, it automatically exploded.] YAAAAAAAAAMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!
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REVIEW!!! sorry it isn't funny... I was bored... So I typed it...