I DON'T OWN IY AND YGO
Chapter 5-The Stove
Yugi: "Inu-yasha, Yami, want to come with us to the movies?"
Kagome: "I don't know about that.... Last time we went, it didn't go that well..."
-Flashback-
Kagome: "It's starting..."
Inu-yasha: "Yeah, yeah..."
Screen: Girl walking around the house with a flashlight
Inu-yasha: .....
Screen: A girl opening the door
Inu-yasha: "RUN BITCH HE'S GONNA KILL YOU!"
Kagome: "Sit!"
Inu-yasha: "Ow!" Break the chairs around him and the people around him are hurt
Kagome: "Sorry!"
Inu-yasha: "That screen is evil! I'm gonna kill you!!!!" draws tetsuseiga
Kagome: "No!"
Inu-yasha: "YAhhh!"
Everybody: "AHHHHHHH!!!!!"
-End Flashback-
Inu-yasha: "Hey! That only happened once!"
Yugi: "Actually, Yami did the same too so let's go Kagome...."
Yami: "Phhttt... So?"
Yugi: "Inu-yasha, can you do the laundry?"
Inu-yasha: "Huh?"
Yami: "I know how, I'll do it..."
Kagome: "Thanks, let's go"
[Later]
Yami: "I got the laundry"
Inu-yasha: "No, that's dirty clothes..."
Yami: "Yeah, laundry"
Inu-yasha: "Good for you..."
Yami: "Uh... Yeah... So where's the dryer?"
Inu-yasha: "Huh?"
Yami: "Never mind..."
Inu-yasha: "Is it this thing?" [Point at stove]
Yami: "I think so..." [Toss clothes in] "Now I need white stuff that smells funny."
Inu-yasha: [Eating sugar] "Oh, here..." [Grab cup and pour sugar in.] "Here is the white stuff."
Yami: [Not paying attention] "Thanks..." [Grab cup and toss it in stove]
Inu-yasha: "Where's the water?"
Yami: "It'll come out..."
Inu-yasha: "Now what?"
Yami: "We turn the knob thingy..." [Turn know to 480] "I'm so smart..."
Inu-yasha: "I could of done that..."
Yami: "Let's watch TV!"
Inu-yasha: "Okay!"
-2 hours later-
Yami: "Do you smell smoke?"
Inu-yasha: "Yeah..."
Yami: "Can you check it?"
Inu-yasha: "Fine..." [Leave living room]
Yami: "Well?"
Inu-yasha: "Hey, fire! AHHHH!!!"
Yami: "What????" [Run to living room and found the stove on fire]
Inu-yasha: "Way to go smarty pants..."
Yami: "GAHHHH!!!" [Jacket gets on fire]
Inu-yasha: "Quick! Follow me!"
Yami: "WHY?"
Inu-yasha: "It's for putting out the fire"
Yami: "Oh"
Inu-yasha: "Quick Kagome told me to stop, look and listen!"
Yami: [does as instructed] "It isn't working!"
Inu-yasha: "Wait, that was for walking across the street...Was it stop drop and listen?"
Yami: "Stop drop and roll!" [Does as instructed]
Inu-yasha: "There we go!" [Splash gasoline he found next to the stove]
Yami: "AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Inu-yasha: "Whoops..."
Yami: [Run to the bathroom and turn on shower] [Walk back wet and turned into Mr. Crispy]
Inu-yasha: "Whoa..."
Yami: [Muttering and turn around] "Hmm... I think we burnt the stove..."
Inu-yasha: "YOU THINK?"
Yami: "Yup"
Inu-yasha: "Hey, do you think I'll be involved with this?"
Yami: "Yes"
Yugi: "I'm Home!!!"
Yami: "Let's leave!"
Inu-yasha: "Yep!"
Kagome: "I hope they are ok"
Yugi: "I think s- YAMI!"
Yami: [In the closet] "Is it me or is Yugi calling me?"
Inu-yasha: "SHUT UP!"
Yami: "HOW CAN I? YOUR HAND IS ON MY BUTT!"
Inu-yasha: "Whoops"
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