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Chapter 6- PARTY AT YUGI'S HOUSE!!!

Grandpa: YAMI! INU-YASHA! IF YOU'RE GOING TO STAY AT THIS HOUSE, YOU'LL HAVE TO LEARN TO NOT BLOW THINGS UP!

Yami: I got it.

Inu-yasha: yeah yeah, you remind me of that old hag...

Kagome: SIT!

Inu-yasha: OOOOF

Yugi: Okay Kagome, let's go to the library to do our research.

Grandpa: I'll be on a trip today, so BE GOOD

Yami: Kay!

Grandpa: [Left]

Inu-yasha: LET'S THROW A PARTY!

Yami: YEAH! [Run to the kitchen and throw all sorts of sugar-filled junk food from god-knows-where.

Inu-yasha: LET'S CALL OUR FRIENDS!

Yami: OKAY! [Call only the one who knows how to party]

-3 seconds later-

Marik: I'M HERE! [Run around the room eating]

Joey: GIVE ME THE FOOD!

Bakura: BEER! [Grab the booze]

Sesshoumaru: LET'S PARTY!

Joey: CHUG CHUG CHUG!!!

Sesshoumaru: [Drinking the keg] THIS IS THE GOOD SHIT!

Marik: LOOK! THEY HAVE THE TV! [Throw TV out the window] NO MORE!

Joey: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Inu-yasha: PAR-TAY! [Starts to chug on the booze Bakura was drinking before he passed out] AWW! NO MORE!

Everybody: [Silent]

-A few minutes later-

Everyone except Inu-yasha: CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG!!!!

Inu-yasha: [Chugging water from the fish tank]

Everyone: YEAHHH!!!!

Yami: I GOT PIXY STIX!!!

Sesshoumaru: GIVE ME! [Eat 50 pound of sugar]

Everyone except Sesshoumaru: 0.o

Yami: LET'S SACRIFICE SOMETHING!

Bakura: LET'S SACRIFICE YAMI!

Sesshoumaru: [Jumps out the window and starts dancing because of the sugar] HI LADY! SEE THE WRATH OF MY POWERS! [starts killing the old lady]

Old lady: RAPE!

Sesshoumaru: o.0 Me? rape you?

Old Lady: I knew I was too pretty to be on the streets!

Yamis and Inu-yasha: 911? Yeah...

Police: DOWN! [Shoots tranquilizer]

Sesshoumaru: Good night mommy... [Falls asleep]

Police: Take him to jail...

Bakura: Never mind him, let's kill the baka pharaoh!

Yami: HE SPEAKS BAD THINGS ABOUT TO THE PHARAOH! SACRIFICE TO RA, set, obelisk, anibus, [blah blah]!

Inu-yasha: Who are they?

Yamis: [Looking at Inu-yasha with a surprised face] HE SPEAKS TREASON! SACRIFICE!

-outside-

Yugi: I hope they didn't blow up the house...

Kagome: Looks normal...

Yugi: ISN'T THAT INU-YASHA TIED TO THE FRIDGE?????

Kagome: IT IS!!!

Inu-yasha: [boo hoo boo hoo]

Yugi: [Run upstairs and see Yamis]

Marik: [Chanting]

Yami: [Putting on candles and lit them]

Bakura: [Carving symbols of god on Inu-yasha's chest]

Yugi: NO! [Run to Inu-yasha but trips and shove him out the window]

Inu-yasha: I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!! [Fall out the window]

Tea: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! [Dies from compact with the fridge]

Inu-yasha: I'M ALIVE! [Unties him]

Yugi: Tea's dead...

Kagome: Um... Inu-yasha? Let's go home... [Run back home]

Inu-yasha: [Follows]

Yugi: [Glaring daggers at the Yamis]

Marik and Bakura: We did a good thing! TEA'S DEAD!

Yami: We should be rewarded...

-Feudal era-

Inu-yasha: I feel like I forgot something...

Kagome: Really?

-At jail-

Sesshoumaru: GIVE ME PIXY STIX! [Holding a gun]

Guard: WAHHHH!!! MONSTER!!!!

Sesshoumaru: DEMON DUMBASS!

-Feudal Era-

Kagome: It's probably nothing...

Poor Tea, she's dead, review! Oh yeah, I made this an Inu-yasha Fic because we started out with him.