Chapter 2, Archimonde's summoning
And, NO, I still don't own Warcraft, OR an Illidan action figure
"Whew, we made it, muttered a footman, as he and Bob walked out of a Barracks, "Where are we?" "You insolent fools!" shouted a Paladin, "Thou arest about to join yon massive attack on the undead, we MUST stop them before they finish summoning their demon lord!"
"Why, what will happen if they summon him?" asked Bob.
"BAD STUFF!!!" shouted the Paladin in reply
"What kind of bad stuff?"
"REALLY BAD STUFF!!!"
"that didn't answer my question, what kind of bad stuff?"
"INSOLENT FOOTMAN, HOW DARETH YOU QUESTION THE BADNESS OF THE DEMON LORDS SUMMONING!!!" the Paladin shouted as he smote Bob
Bob, after being smoten, landed on the ground, "DRAT, I shall have to smite thou better next time you insolent footman" said the Paladin, "but first, I shall have to use mine might to smite those EVIL undead GHOULS with FURY, FURY SMITES ARE THE BEST OF THEM ALL!!!!!"
"Do you ever talk normally" asked Bob.
"How dareth thee question my speech! I shall smite the, even though thou hast already been smoten"
"wow" Bob muttered
"We are going now yon footman, thou doest well, or I shall have a smiting in for you upon yon return" saideth the Paladin.
A large force consisting of many footmen, Knights, Gryphon riders, priests, sorceresses, and yon Paladin began to charge the undead fortifications. "WE MUST HURRY, the Demon Lord is about to come!" shouted the Paladin. "ATTACK!!!!"
The attack was large enough for the force to overwhelm the undead presence, but as they were just about to make it to the summoner...
"BEHOLD!!!" shouted the weird bony guy that was summoning, "THE DEMON LORD"
suddenly, in a booming voice, "NOT EVEN DEATH CAN SAVE YOU FROM ME" came the words from a familiar looking demon.
"HEY, that's not Archimonde, its Diablo!" shouted the weird bony guy. "Wheres Archimonde?" shouted an evil moronic looking Death Knight named Arthas.
A/N: it should be apparent, if I write more of these, but just so you know, I hate Arthas
"Whoops, wrong game, is there perchance a town called Tristram near here?" asked Diablo.
"Sorry, no" said Arthas, the idiot
"Well then... hmm, I wonder where Archimonde is then? Said Diablo as he stepped back through the portal.
Meanwhile at that same time, Archimonde was busy destroying a paladin, amazon, and a necro, cause of his divine armor, when Diablo walked in, "Hey Archy, they need you in Kalimdor" said Diablo. "Aww, come on, I was having fun... oh well" sighed Archimonde, stepping through the portal.
"TREMBLE MORTALS AND DESPAIR, FOR DOOM HAS COME TO YOUR WORLD!"