"No, you silly bint! I told you - I'm not one of your sodding Scoobies!"
"Well, someone needs to slay the dragon!"
"'M not playing the bloody hero with you and your lot. I'm evil, remember?"
"What if I paid you?"
"In sexual favours?"
"You're a pig, Spike!"
"My sources tell me you like pigs - does Mr. Gordo ring a bell to you?"
"He's cute and fluffy, and…you're not."
"Just admit it, Summers. You like me."
"No, I don't."
"Yes, you do."
"No, I -!" He swooped down and claimed her lips in a bruising kiss.
"Yes, you do."