The Fooly Coolytrix
Chapter Two: Jump, Stupid.
Haruko led Naota to a room with a few dentist looking chairs and a pile of computer screens.
"This, Takun, is how we enter the Fooly Coolytrix.", said Haruko.
"Wait, wait wait!", Naota interjected. "You said it was bad, why the hell do we wanna go back?"
"Isnt it obvious?", asked Haruko.
"No, it isnt.", replied Naota, getting a tad pissed off. "Now cut the crap and explain it to me already."
"Okay okay.", said Haruko. "We go back in to cause general and total chaos, and to free new people."
"That makes a little sense.", said Naota. "But what the hell. I guess I will go along with it for a while."
"Alright then!", said Haruko. "Canti! Load the construct, Takun has some training to do."
Canti sat right down at the pile of monitors and they all clicked on. The TV looking thing plugged a cord from his head into the pile of ports making up a computer below the monitors, which started to glow and display a window that read. "Welcome to the last program you will ever load... May god have mercy on your soul." Naota jumped after reading the cryptic message and soon started to shake.
"Aww, is Takun scared?", said Haruko, taking Naota in her arms and giving him a noogie. "Don't be. We just take this cord and plug it in your head."
"MY HEAD!", screamed Naota, breaking free of Haruko's grip. "You've got to be kidding!"
"You're the one I saw first, Takun.", said Haruko, with a smile. "Plus, you took the red pill so you don't really have a choice."
"Ahh, can I choose again?", asked Naota sheepishly.
"No! Damn it.", replied Haruko, going for her bass. "Now, get in the chair, or we are going to have a problem."
Naota paused for a second as if he was weighing his options. "Fine, plug me in.", said Naota, sitting down in one of the chairs. Haruko simply smiled and jabbed this rather large looking data cable straight into his head, watching him jump a bit and then fall into a trance.
"Hit it, Canti.", said Haruko, flashing a devilish grin. "Load up the combat simulator."
Canti clicked around a few keys on the keyboard and soon Naota found himself in a vast, white expanse.
"Where am I?", asked Naota, listening to his echo. "This is beyond weird."
Haruko crept silently up behind Naota and latched onto him. Over his squeals and squirms, she said, "This Takun, is the Construct."
"Thats nice.", muttered Naota. "NOW PUT ME DOWN!"
Haruko sighed, dropping Naota flat on the ground. "Fine. Fine."
Naota got back up and sweat dropped.
"Anyway. This is the construct and by voice command alone you can get anything and everything you want ever.", said Haruko. "Watch. LITTLE PRINCE BRAND CURRY!" Naota watched in amazement as the white space was filled with infinite rows of racks of Little Prince Brand Curry.
"Whoa.", gasped Naota in surprise. "Lemme try. Uh... Crystal Pepsi?". Again, Naota watched as the curry was replaced by an infinite amount of Crystal Pepsi.
Haruko smiled and said, "Now do you understand?"
Naota blinked, "Understand what? That I can think anything in the Fooly Coolytrix and it will just happen?"
"Exactly.", replied Haruko. "So, now on to the training program." The white space emitted a strange glow as Naota and Haruko found themselves in a city scape, on a tall building. "Heres what you will need to know. There are things in here that try to stop us from doing what we do. They are fast, ruthless, and almost impossible to beat. They are the Agents."
"And just how do I tell what an Agent is?", asked Naota.
"They are easy to spot.", replied Haruko. "They wear ear pieces, brown two piece suits, black polished shoes, black sunglasses and oh yea, they have big large block eyebrows."
"What the hell is it with the Fooly Coolytrix and eyebrows?", asked Naota. "I mean come on! It makes us into eyebrows, the people who serve the system have super huge eyebrows, why not just call it the Stupid Ass Eyebrow Fest That is reality."
"Cause that doesn't sound as the Fooly Coolytrix.", Haruko replied. "And besides some of the stuff you can do in here is really Fooly Cooly. Furi...Kuri...Fooly...Cooly...Furi Cooly Kuri...", she trailed off. Haruko went off into a trance saying things about furi kuri and fooly cooly and Naota let her go. He went back to the construct and got himself some snacks, and a TV. When Haruko did come out of her strange trance, she told Naota his task.
"You gotta jump these buildings, stupid.", said Haruko.
"JUMP ALL THAT!", shouted Naota. "Are you crazy.... never mind, stupid question."
"Just use the force, Takun.", said a cat like Haruko.
"Wrong movie, Haruko.", said Naota. "Well here it goes!" Naota jumped as if he had never jumped before and he did jump all the buildings. "Holy God."
"I told you to jump, stupid.", shouted Haruko. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------- (A/N: New notes. Okay well I know my chapters are short and most of my fic chapters are always notoriously short, but Im getting better. Thanks Crobdan, Glad you like it. Well I think you all can guess where this is gonna go, for those of you familiar with the matrix and FLCL. Now I am sorry if this was any sort of delay, and I promise better things, but until then, go find yourselves some popcorn and maybe some curry and have yourself a merry little christmas reading my story. And its time for everyone's favorite part of the fic, the DISCLAIMER! Disclaimer: I don't own The Matrix, Warner Bros and the Witchouskey Brothers (sorry if I misspelled) do. And I don't own FLCL, cause Gainax does. Well Until we should meet again in the fine world of writing, Im now off to work on my other fanfictions and hey maybe some school work. Readers, Thanks for reading, haters thanks for hating. Thank you and good night.
Haruko: Don't you think you over did the last part there just a little bit?
Temjin-On: Who asked you, huh? I certainly didn't.
Haruko: Yea, well atleast I don't have to write such stupid crap. Temin-On: Stupid? Wait, why the hell am I talking to a fictional character?
Haruko: Cause your some lame, nerdy guy who watches too much anime and cant get a girlfriend. Ha there I said it!
Temjin-On: Whatever I just realized Im scaring the readers.
Haruko: Damn Straight
Temjin-On: Shut up.
Chapter Two: Jump, Stupid.
Haruko led Naota to a room with a few dentist looking chairs and a pile of computer screens.
"This, Takun, is how we enter the Fooly Coolytrix.", said Haruko.
"Wait, wait wait!", Naota interjected. "You said it was bad, why the hell do we wanna go back?"
"Isnt it obvious?", asked Haruko.
"No, it isnt.", replied Naota, getting a tad pissed off. "Now cut the crap and explain it to me already."
"Okay okay.", said Haruko. "We go back in to cause general and total chaos, and to free new people."
"That makes a little sense.", said Naota. "But what the hell. I guess I will go along with it for a while."
"Alright then!", said Haruko. "Canti! Load the construct, Takun has some training to do."
Canti sat right down at the pile of monitors and they all clicked on. The TV looking thing plugged a cord from his head into the pile of ports making up a computer below the monitors, which started to glow and display a window that read. "Welcome to the last program you will ever load... May god have mercy on your soul." Naota jumped after reading the cryptic message and soon started to shake.
"Aww, is Takun scared?", said Haruko, taking Naota in her arms and giving him a noogie. "Don't be. We just take this cord and plug it in your head."
"MY HEAD!", screamed Naota, breaking free of Haruko's grip. "You've got to be kidding!"
"You're the one I saw first, Takun.", said Haruko, with a smile. "Plus, you took the red pill so you don't really have a choice."
"Ahh, can I choose again?", asked Naota sheepishly.
"No! Damn it.", replied Haruko, going for her bass. "Now, get in the chair, or we are going to have a problem."
Naota paused for a second as if he was weighing his options. "Fine, plug me in.", said Naota, sitting down in one of the chairs. Haruko simply smiled and jabbed this rather large looking data cable straight into his head, watching him jump a bit and then fall into a trance.
"Hit it, Canti.", said Haruko, flashing a devilish grin. "Load up the combat simulator."
Canti clicked around a few keys on the keyboard and soon Naota found himself in a vast, white expanse.
"Where am I?", asked Naota, listening to his echo. "This is beyond weird."
Haruko crept silently up behind Naota and latched onto him. Over his squeals and squirms, she said, "This Takun, is the Construct."
"Thats nice.", muttered Naota. "NOW PUT ME DOWN!"
Haruko sighed, dropping Naota flat on the ground. "Fine. Fine."
Naota got back up and sweat dropped.
"Anyway. This is the construct and by voice command alone you can get anything and everything you want ever.", said Haruko. "Watch. LITTLE PRINCE BRAND CURRY!" Naota watched in amazement as the white space was filled with infinite rows of racks of Little Prince Brand Curry.
"Whoa.", gasped Naota in surprise. "Lemme try. Uh... Crystal Pepsi?". Again, Naota watched as the curry was replaced by an infinite amount of Crystal Pepsi.
Haruko smiled and said, "Now do you understand?"
Naota blinked, "Understand what? That I can think anything in the Fooly Coolytrix and it will just happen?"
"Exactly.", replied Haruko. "So, now on to the training program." The white space emitted a strange glow as Naota and Haruko found themselves in a city scape, on a tall building. "Heres what you will need to know. There are things in here that try to stop us from doing what we do. They are fast, ruthless, and almost impossible to beat. They are the Agents."
"And just how do I tell what an Agent is?", asked Naota.
"They are easy to spot.", replied Haruko. "They wear ear pieces, brown two piece suits, black polished shoes, black sunglasses and oh yea, they have big large block eyebrows."
"What the hell is it with the Fooly Coolytrix and eyebrows?", asked Naota. "I mean come on! It makes us into eyebrows, the people who serve the system have super huge eyebrows, why not just call it the Stupid Ass Eyebrow Fest That is reality."
"Cause that doesn't sound as the Fooly Coolytrix.", Haruko replied. "And besides some of the stuff you can do in here is really Fooly Cooly. Furi...Kuri...Fooly...Cooly...Furi Cooly Kuri...", she trailed off. Haruko went off into a trance saying things about furi kuri and fooly cooly and Naota let her go. He went back to the construct and got himself some snacks, and a TV. When Haruko did come out of her strange trance, she told Naota his task.
"You gotta jump these buildings, stupid.", said Haruko.
"JUMP ALL THAT!", shouted Naota. "Are you crazy.... never mind, stupid question."
"Just use the force, Takun.", said a cat like Haruko.
"Wrong movie, Haruko.", said Naota. "Well here it goes!" Naota jumped as if he had never jumped before and he did jump all the buildings. "Holy God."
"I told you to jump, stupid.", shouted Haruko. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------- (A/N: New notes. Okay well I know my chapters are short and most of my fic chapters are always notoriously short, but Im getting better. Thanks Crobdan, Glad you like it. Well I think you all can guess where this is gonna go, for those of you familiar with the matrix and FLCL. Now I am sorry if this was any sort of delay, and I promise better things, but until then, go find yourselves some popcorn and maybe some curry and have yourself a merry little christmas reading my story. And its time for everyone's favorite part of the fic, the DISCLAIMER! Disclaimer: I don't own The Matrix, Warner Bros and the Witchouskey Brothers (sorry if I misspelled) do. And I don't own FLCL, cause Gainax does. Well Until we should meet again in the fine world of writing, Im now off to work on my other fanfictions and hey maybe some school work. Readers, Thanks for reading, haters thanks for hating. Thank you and good night.
Haruko: Don't you think you over did the last part there just a little bit?
Temjin-On: Who asked you, huh? I certainly didn't.
Haruko: Yea, well atleast I don't have to write such stupid crap. Temin-On: Stupid? Wait, why the hell am I talking to a fictional character?
Haruko: Cause your some lame, nerdy guy who watches too much anime and cant get a girlfriend. Ha there I said it!
Temjin-On: Whatever I just realized Im scaring the readers.
Haruko: Damn Straight
Temjin-On: Shut up.