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Harry Potter and the Fellowship of the Island
The fifth story the editors hated

Chapter 1
A crappy beginning
(Kinda like Star Wars)

Lord of the Rings:

For three long years the hobbits ruled the world, thinking New Zealand was Middle Earth, not realizing that they were actally being followed by cameracrews for a little show call "The Real World". After the shows canceliation, they told hollywood to shove it and went their separate ways, still wearing the wardrode and the elf ears.

In the six months after Frodo landed himself in rehab (well, he had it coming!). Sam got arrested 7 times including Grand Theif Auto charges. Aragorn became homeless, often bunking with the Tooth Fairy or the Cookie Monster. He did however mange to steal a UPS box, but shortly after had a minor accident and the thing collapased. Golum was in a metal facility for steal Ken Dolls from Wal-Mart and running out screaming " MY PRECIOUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS...". Gandalf was last seen buying a very large tombstone...with pepperoni and extra cheese. Gimli and Legolas were the only ones who were success, Gimli becoming founder of S.F.D.A. (Short Fat Dudes of America) and Legolas a Calvin Klein underwear model.
Rumours are they all plan to party in the south pacific over spring break to reunite.

Hairy Potter:

After two very successful "Wizards Gone Wild" videos, the students of Hogzits decided to take a year off adn release the collectors edition in the summer of '04. The straight-to-video movie did very well, going on the New York Times best sellers list, beating out the Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson sex tape.

Harry Potter himself had said that Porno is just a hobby and wants to finish schoolong. But is in the works of a book titled "Confessions of a Teenage Porn Star for Dum Dums", due out next year. As for the rest of the cast of the cast, Dumbledore especially, can't wait untill they flim in the south pacific for "Wizards Gone Wild: Live and Crunk in the south sea", no word on it's realease yet.

Authors note: Please don't be scared by the first impression. Review and i'll put up the second chapter!!!