Hot Fuss

---Hi, yep i'm back again! Clark/Pete, Clark/Lex, Lex/Pete. The guys in Smallville reveal their gay sides. With some humor. Pg-13, just in case. Named after Hot Fuss by The Killers, it's not my favorite album though, if you think back to my last fic... I hope you enjoy it, R&R, please...---

"Clark!" Lex said as Clark's head whipped round. Lex had his usual smirk on.

"Uh, hey Lex what are you doing here? My parents might catch us together!"

"ohh, Clarkie, I'm not here because of that" Lex purred with a laugh. "I'm saving that until later!" he laughed again.

Clark smiled an awkward smile.

"I'm here because" Lex paused for dramatic effect and lowered his voice to a whisper in Clark's ear, "apparently Pete has feelings for you."

"Well, it's not like anything's going to happen" Clark said awkwardly

Lex lowered his voice again "Tonight are you going to show me some of that strength you showed yesterday?" he laughed again "I'll see you, Clarkie!" and walked away.

Pete walked over to where Clark was standing. "We still on for tomorrow night, Clarkie-boy?" he said in a hushed voice.

"Yes, but my parents might wonder why you're here. We've got to be careful."

"I know. But I'm just visiting my best friend." His voice went down "and my lover. You know Clark, I think your powers make you better," his voice was barely there "down there!" and with a laugh, he walked away.

"Lex! Oh Lexie! Come out now!" Pete giggled.

"I do love playing naked hide and seek with you, Pete!" Lex laughed.

"When can we do this again?" Pete said breathlessly.

"The day after tomorrow." Lex sighed.

"Sure. I can't wait!" Pete giggled and took off.

Clark threw Lex onto the bed and tore off his clothes.

"I love it when you do that!" Lex squealed, running his hands over Clark's muscles.

The next minute they heard a high-pitched Lana-like scream. But instead of Lana, it was Pete.

"You both cheated on me!" he screamed, again, scarily Lana-like.

"YOU WERE GOING OUT WITH PETE???" Lex and Clark screamed at each other at the same time.

All of a sudden they were silent, thinking for a minute.

Then Lex said "Why don't we try..."

Then all together in high, girly voices, "A THREESOME!"

So, Pete joined in, until they heard another high pitched girly scream which really did belong to Lana....

---Thanks for any reviews, i hope you giggled a little and enjoyed a lot. until my next fic....---

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