Disclaimer-

"WOW! You're still here. I don't own YYH...so don't sue." Samara says.

"Whatever. On with the fic." Hiei says.

"You are okay with me using your private plans?" Samara says.

"Who cares? The only people that are reading this are insane otoko's, and onna's. Not the people of whom I'm speaking of." Hiei says.

"K-then. Lets Continue!" Samara says happily.

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Plan for Yusuke

I shall torture Yusuke next.

The detective will try his best

To find the thing he admires so

The thing I've taken into my black hole.

He'll panic, frenzy, and wonder,

What has happened to his one, his only, so pure

But then he'll give up and only somber

The loss of his Vaseline bed-head cure.

Sincerely Hiei Jaganshi

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Disclaimer-

"Well anyways...R&R. Flames accepted. Remember, I solemnly swear I'm up to no good." Samara says.

"Okay.... She does not own me or any part of YYH. Got it! You will not harm my onna!" (Hiei says).

Samara gets glassy eyes. "Your onna?"

"I never said that." Hiei quickly says.