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"You love me!!!! Will you go out with me?" Samara said

"I NEVER SAID THAT!" Hiei said

Tiome pops in out of nowhere."Yes you did, you said 'my onna'" She pops out.

"God she's creepy..." Samara said

"Anyway, my onna doesn't own any part of YYH, so sueing would be useless...if you value your life." Hiei said

Samara hears very loud thunder (I really did)." Hiei! You said it again! AHHHH!!!! THUNDER! Hold me Hiei!" Samara rushes to Hiei and holds him tightly (thunder again).

Hiei is too shocked to speak.

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Next Victim: Kurama

Kurama's really on okay guy, but sometimes he gets on my nerves.

He acts so smart,

He acts so posh,

He always thinks that he's the boss.

Today will be different,

I swear to that!

Today will he act the same as everyday when I commence my little plan?

I will torture him in my own little way

Lets see how he acts

When for a day,

I take his beloved hair brush away...

Sincerely Hiei Jaganshi

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Samara is still holding Hiei." I'd watch your back...Kurama has quite a few fans..."

Hiei is still to shocked to speak.

Samara hears VERY loud thunder (I do)." Hiei can you please hold me as a friend...I'm really scared!"

"Fine" Reluctantly holds Samara." Do not sue my onna...She does not own me nor YYH so...if you want to sue her you'll have to die, I mean deal with me first."

Samara is now hiding under Hiei's cloak (CLOAK)." YOU SAID IT AGAIN!!!"

Hiei is very annoyed." Fine, I said it. Are you happy now!"

"Very..." Samara says.

"It's just easier than saying Samara all the time.."

"Sure Hiei" Samara is very happy, smiling...Hiei cannot see her as she is still hiding under the cloak.

Hiei: R&R. Flames accepted. Ja ne.