The
Counter-Invasion
By: Jay Winger
Timeline Note: This chapter picks up the Monday after the last one.
Teaser: The line in the sand has been drawn. The Alliance wants the WCW Championship back,
but The Storm is dead-set on keeping it. How long can The Storm stay sane with
the stress he's put on himself? Also, other tensions continue to build,
including the violent break-up of a beloved tag team.
Rating: R - for violence and profanity
Disclaimer: All things WWF and WCW are property of WWFE, Inc. All things
ECW are property of whomever the frell owns
ECW. All things CIW are property of me. The characters of "The
Storm" Matthew Skinner, Claire "Rain" Whittaker, Billy Rose,
Brad "Brick" Dickerson, the band Cold Steel, et al. are also my
property. Please ask before you use them. Viper, Rattler, Soul, Cobra,
Python, and all other creations of Boulder are his property and are used with
his permission. Lyrics from "Defy You" by Offspring are used without
permission.
Previously: Rain v. Stacy Keibler ended in a "no contest" when Torrie Wilson continually interfered. After the match,
Ivory ran out and defected to the Alliance. Rhyno and
Test came out with Shane and added to the punishment. When The Storm ran out, Rhyno gave him a Gore for his trouble. Billy Rose came
backstage to try and warn The Storm about the Hellions, but The Storm, furious
at what had happened to him and still distrustful of Rose, told him in no uncertain
terms to get lost. Victor E def. Kanyon to become the new U.S. Champion. Backstage,
Undertaker met Scion face-to-face for the first time... only it wasn't the
first time. The two discussed the growing threat of the Darkside
-- a subject on which Taker was well-versed -- in regards to The Storm. Scion
warned Taker that if The Storm became Agony -- his cruel, sadistic side when he
was in the Hellions' thrall -- then no one was safe. The Storm v. Test ended in a "no contest" after
continual interference from Shane and Rhyno. The
Storm finally chased them off with his ugly-stick and showed his defiance and
challenged them to come back and try again.
FYI: List of Champions: WWF - Triple H; Intercontinental - Edge; European
- Eddie Guerrero; Hardcore - Rob Van Dam; Light-Heavyweight -
X-Pac; WWF Tag Team - Dudley Boyz; Women's
- Rain; WCW - The Storm; U.S. - Victor E; Cruiserweight -
Billy Kidman; WCW Tag Team - Undertaker & Kane
Chapter 16: Violence Breaks Out
Raw: February 3
Edge arrived about forty-five minutes later to the Air Canada Arena in Toronto
than his brother did. Christian was waiting for him. "Dude! Tonight's gonna be soooo awesome!" the
younger of the two said.
"I know," Edge grinned. "Tonight, I'm so totally gonna kick the ass of that stick-in-the-mud Lance Storm to
retain my Intercontinental Title!"
Christian blinked, then nodded. "Yeah, but I'm also gonna
get a title shot too!"
"Really?" Edge asked, enthusiastic. "Which one? The Hardcore
title against Mr. Points-to-Self?" He mimicked Van Dam's thumbs gimmick.
"Or-- hey! You've lost weight recently, right? So you're gonna go after the Cruiserweight Title against Just-a-Kid,
Man? Or maybe the Light-Heavyweight Title against that chumpstain
X-Pac?"
Christian shook his head. "No, no, I talked to Shane McMahon, and he let
me have a shot at the U.S. Title!"
Edge blinked, then pulled his sunglasses off. "Uh, dude, that means you're
gonna fight Victor E. He's on our side."
Christian waved it off. "So? He'll understand, man. Listen, I gotta go. Gotta go polish the
lenses on my crazy-ass sunglasses!" He walked off as Edge looked at him
strangely.
* * *
Jonathan Coachman stood in front of the WCW VIP Room, interviewing Shane
McMahon. "Shane, a lot of people are wondering what your feelings are
after last week. You put Matthew Skinner into no less than three title defenses
in one week, and he still has the title around his waist."
"You think I'm not aware of this, or something, Coach?" Shane
snapped. "I'm perfectly aware that Matthew Skinner still has the WCW
Championship. Every time I wake up at night, I'm plagued by the fact that our
championship is in the enemy camp. It makes me sick! Why else do you think I
put him into three title defenses last week?" Then he smiled. "But you
see, this is what Plan B is all about, Coach. I figure I might as well let
Matthew Skinner know what's in store for him."
He faced the camera. "So, Mr. Force of Nature, if you're listening, listen
good. From this moment forward, the WCW Title will be on the line in every
single match you have. And you will defend it every single night. But just
to let you know, if by some miracle, you manage to hold onto that title until No
Way Out, you will go face-to-face with the Man-Beast, Rhyno."
He smirked. "And that, Skinner, is your Storm Warning."
* * *
"The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the WCW
U.S. Championship!"
"You think you know me..." Clips of the grinning masters of
offbeat shenanigans played as Christian came down the ramp, wearing a toque and
a pair of his famous crazy-ass sunglasses. "Introducing first, the
challenger, representing the WWF, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at
215 pounds... CHRISTIAN!" Once in the ring, the Canadian pulled off his
sunglasses and cap, then faced the ramp.
"We... are... ALIVE!" played prior to the triumphant horns of
the champion. Victor E. strode out, wearing a new T-Shirt. The front had a
large silver-gray V on it, while the back read Always Triumphant -
Victor E. He wore his U.S. Title around his waist. "And his opponent,
representing CIW, from San Diego, California, weighing in at 255 pounds... he
is the U.S. Champion... VICTOR E!"
Victor pulled off his title belt and held it in the air before he stepped into
the ring. He handed the title to referee Charles Robinson, then was attacked by
Christian. The Canadian started pummeling him with right hands and forearms
before getting him into the corner. Christian kicked him in the midsection
until he was slumped in the corner, then started throttling him. Robinson had
to pull him back to lecture him on the rules. When the former seven-time WWF
Tag Champion turned back, Victor raked his eyes to get himself some breathing
room.
The U.S. Champion stood up and pulled his T-Shirt off, throwing it in Christian's
face so he could start kicking him in the ribs and stomach. Soon the shirt fell
loose and Victor smacked him across the jaw. Robinson turned away for a moment
to throw the shirt out of the ring, and so he missed Christian abruptly kick
Victor in the groin to halt the CIWer's rally.
When Robinson turned back, Christian had slipped behind Victor for a quick
school boy. 1... 2-- and Victor kicked out. Christian slapped his hands at the
referee, then pulled Victor up for some more pummeling. He got him into the
corner, then whipped him across into the other corner, following up with a
corner clothesline. Christian prepared to do it again, but Victor reversed the
whip, throwing his body weight into the movement, causing Christian to collide
hard with the turnbuckle and fall over.
Victor slowly got to his feet, then pulled Christian to his, sending him into
the ropes before connecting with a dropkick to the chin. Standing back up after
the move, Victor raised his hands in the air, flashing the V-for-victory sign.
"Victor E, baby!" The fans cheered as Victor went to pull Christian
up again, but the wily Canadian hit a drop toe-hold which sent the CIWer throat-first into the bottom rope. Christian got up
and quickly pulled the rope against Victor's neck as he pressed down on his
head, choking him. The fans booed as Christian did so, while Robinson started a
five-count. The challenger released him at four, then pulled him away from the
ropes, pummeling him in the head.
Finally, Christian pulled him up and prepared to hit the Unprettier.
As he turned Victor around, however, the last CIW Champion shook his arms free,
then hooked Christian into a pumphandle. He swung him
onto his shoulders, the spun him around into a flapjack in the Victory Slam. He
quickly turned him over, then folded him up for the 1... 2... 3! "Here is
your winner, and still the U.S. Champion... VICTOR E!"
Victor rolled out of the ring, collecting both his title belt and his discarded
T-Shirt. As he left up the ramp, he raised the shirt in the air, then threw it
out to the fans, who dived after it. In the ring, Christian looked stunned at
his quick defeat, running his hands through his hair in shock.
* * *
Backstage, Matthew Skinner was arriving at the building, his expression masked
by his ever-present black sunglasses. His duffel bag was slung over one
shoulder and he carried his WCW Title belt on that same shoulder, clipped
around his bag's strap. He looked to be in an extremely bad mood, and so most
of the wrestlers who were hanging around (fortunately, they were all WWF or
CIW) gave him a wide berth. Michael Cole, however, came up to him with a
cameraman and a microphone. "Mr. Skinner, wait, please. Have you seen the
interview that Shane McMahon gave earlier tonight? What are your thoughts on
that?"
The Storm stopped and turned around. "My thoughts? Michael, you don't want
to know what my thoughts are. You don't want to know how it felt to take my WCW
Title belt--" he tapped it on his shoulder strap, "--and use it to
split Diamond Dallas Page's skull open. You don't want to know how it felt to
stretch Booker T's neck back until I could feel it ready to snap. You don't
want to know how it felt to take a steel chair and cave in the brain cavity of
that traitor, Test. Do yourself a favor, Michael, and stay the hell out of my
way. Take that message to the rest of the Alliance. I will do whatever I have
to do to keep my title. Anyone who thinks they're going to take it away
from me is going to end up either in traction or in a bodybag.
And anyone who thinks I need any help is going to find my boot up their
ass."
He paused, then adjusted his sunglasses before turning to Cole again. "As
for Shane's little decision to make me defend my title in every match I've got,
I tell him to be very, very careful. While I welcome a challenge, you can only
push a man so far before he snaps and goes ballistic on your ass. If Shane
pushes me that far, I will go ballistic on him. And that is his Storm
Warning." Abruptly, The Storm turned around and walked away.
* * *
Christian was leaning against a wall, a dazed look still on his face from his
abrupt defeat earlier that night. His brother Edge walked up, looking at him.
"Hey." No reaction. Edge blinked and tried again. "How ya doin'?" Still no
reaction. Edge shrugged and said, "You gave it your best shot. Maybe after
tonight, we can go out and--"
But now Lance Storm walked up, almost breaking his usual fixed expression with
a semi-sneer. "Well, well. Nice job, loser." He directed this at
Christian. "You're almost as big of a loser as this city. At least you're
keeping the streak alive." Edge stared at him angrily as Christian
continued to act catatonic. Lance continued, "Toronto lost its bid for the
Olympics, you lost your match, and Edge here, you're making it three for three
when you lose the IC title to me later tonight. I guess you guys are living
proof, nothing good ever came out of Toronto. This whole place is
pathetic."
Finally Edge had enough. "You wanna know what's
pathetic, Lance? Getting eliminated from the Royal Rumble by a simple
low-bridge is pathetic. Having the personality of a dried prune is pathetic.
Being a thirty year old man who's never kissed a girl, now that's pathetic.
But tonight, Lance, you're not going to have to worry about any offbeat
shenanigans, because I am going to straight-up kick your ass."
Lance sneered. "Oh, yeah?" There was an awkward pause as the serious
Canadian tried to come up with a retort. Finally, he just said, "Well,
we'll just see about that."
Edge nodded, a confident smirk on his face before leaving. Christian remained
leaning against the wall, still looking dazed and not having moved at all
during this whole exchange.
* * *
"The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the World
Wrestling Federation Intercontinental Championship!" Harsh,
serious-sounding music played as Lance Storm came out. "Introducing first,
the challenger, representing the Alliance, from Calgary, Alberta, Canada,
weighing in at 240 pounds... LANCE STORM!" Storm raised his fists in the
air as he came down the ramp. He entered the ring, then faced the ramp, waiting
in a crouch.
"You think you know me..." Edge came out, grinning at the
cheering hometown crowd. "And his opponent, representing the WWF, from
Toronto, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 240 pounds... he is the World
Wrestling Federation Intercontinental Champion... EDGE!"
Lance didn't even let Edge get his pose in the corner in before attacking him
from behind. The Alliance member dished out a few right hands before Edge
reversed it. The champion whipped Lance into the other corner, then caught him
on the rebound for a back body drop. Lance got up slowly, only to get a
clothesline, then a second. Edge went for an Irish whip, but Lance reversed it.
On the rebound, Edge wrapped his legs around the other Canadian's head in a headscissors takedown. The momentum took Lance out of the
ring. Lance crawled onto the apron, where Edge smacked him with a right hand
and went to suplex him into the ring. Lance blocked and tried to suplex his
opponent back out, but Edge countered that and succeeded in suplexing
Lance over the top rope and into the ring.
Getting back up, Lance went to kick Edge in the stomach, but the blond-haired
Canadian caught the kick, only to get an enzuigiri to
the jaw. Lance hurled him over the top to the outside, then followed. He
bounced Edge's head off the barrier, then rolled him back in. Lance climbed the
turnbuckle and sprang off the top with a springboard diving forearm smash for a
two-count. Angry, the Calgary native bounced Edge's head off the
turnbuckle, then hit a jawbreaker. Edge staggered back, only to catch a
dropkick on the jaw. 1... 2... and Edge kicked out. Lance sneered and rubbed
Edge's face across the mat. "It's my title!" he shouted.
This managed to galvanize Edge into action. He managed to hit a few elbows to
Lance's midsection, then smacked him in the face before coming off the ropes.
Edge went for a clothesline, which Lance ducked before going off the other
ropes. Both men went for a crossbody, and so they
collided in mid-air with a smack. Teddy Long, the referee, started a ten-count,
but both men were up by six. Lance started off first with a right hand, but
Edge retaliated. The two traded right hands before Edge came off the ropes with
a shoulder block, then a second. Edge came off the ropes a third time with a
spinning wheel kick for a two-count. Pulling him back up, the champion went for
a whip, which was reversed, but Edge managed to counter the move and pulled
Lance down to the mat from behind in the Edge-o-Matic
for another two-count.
Edge shot him into the ropes again and ducked his head for a back body drop.
Lance, however, saw it coming and kicked him upright, then went for the
superkick. Edge caught the kick, kicked Lance in the gut and went for the
Buzz Killer. Lance blocked that, then hit a nasty chop-block to the knee before
tying Edge into the Maple Leaf. The hometown hero cried out as he reached desparately for the ropes, but Lance pulled him toward the
center of the ring. Straining, his knee screaming in pain, Edge crawled
forward and managed at last to grab the ropes. Lance held the Maple Leaf on for
four more seconds before releasing him. Sadistic, the Alliance member started
kicking Edge in the back of the injured knee before the champion shoved him
back. Lance came right back and did it again. He grabbed the leg for the Maple
Leaf again, but Edge flipped himself forward and rolled Lance up for the 1...
2... 3! "Here is your winner, and still the WWF Intercontinental
Champion... EDGE!"
Furious at the loss, Lance immediately dropkicked Edge in the knee to knock him
down again. He dropped an elbow on the injured knee, then grabbed a chair from
the outside. However, as he got back in the ring, he saw Christian running down
the ramp with a chair of his own. Lance quickly took a powder and retreated
backstage. The younger brother helped Edge up, then gave him a hug. Christian
then retrieved Edge's title belt and handed it to him. Edge raised it in the
air--
And Christian abruptly swung his chair up and into Edge's head with a CRACK!
With a blank look in his eyes, Christian raised the chair in the air, then
swung it down into Edge's ribs. Edge doubled over in pain as the dazed
expression on Christian face finally broke. "You did this to me!! You did
this! You deserve this! It's all your fault!" The fans were
clamoring in shock as Christian slid his chair under Edge's head, then placed
his title belt across the side of his head. With a vicious snarl, Christian
raised the other chair -- the one Lance Storm had left behind -- then smashed
Edge in the head in a vile One-Man Conchairto.
Edge lay limp and senseless on the mat as Christian stood over him, quivering
with rage and tugging out his hair.
The younger brother dropped his chair on the mat and slowly walked up the ramp,
leaving Edge behind as referees and EMTs came out to
check on him. The fans stared in shock as the officials pulled Edge to his feet
and literally had to drag him up the ramp.
It was clear to everyone what had happened, though: the E&C Dynasty, the
Brothers Grin, Edge & Christian had broken up.
* * *
Thunder rumbled on the TitanTron and the fans cheered as the lightning flashed
and shut the lights off. "This is your Storm Warning!" The
siren blared and the music of Cold Steel roared up as The Storm came out,
wearing his I am a Force of Nature T-Shirt and carrying his ten pounds
of gold. "The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for
the WCW Championship. Introducing first, representing the WWF, from Dallas,
Texas, weighing in at 240 pounds... Matthew Skinner... "THE
STORM!""
The fans and the man in the ring waited impatiently to find out who The Storm's
opponent was going to be. They got their answer as music started up before a
man shouted, "One of a kind!" Rock music by Breaking Point
played as the fans started cheering again, only louder. This was because on the
ramp was none other than Mr. Monday Night, the Whole Fucking Show, Rob Van Dam.
He carried his Hardcore Championship on his shoulder and did his usual Van Dam
grin to the crowd. "And his opponent, representing the Alliance, from
Battle Creek, Michigan, weighing in at 220 pounds... he is the World Wrestling
Federation Hardcore Champion... ROB VAN DAM!"
As RVD started to climb the steps, however, his music was interrupted by that
of someone else. "Here comes the money! (Here we go - Money talks.)
Here comes the money..." All the cheering and bobbing thumbs in the
stands abruptly turned to boos and rude gestures. Shane McMahon slowly walked out
on the ramp, then down to ringside. The Boy Wonder wore one of his usual
semi-casual shirts and slacks as he paced around. The Storm glared at him,
removing his sunglasses to fix him with a burning gaze.
At last, Skinner turned his attention to Van Dam, who had tossed his cracked
gold out of the ring and started circling. Referee Charles Robinson circled
with them, not noticing Shane pull a chair out from under the ring and slide it
into the corner. Quickly, the WCW Owner rushed to the next corner over and
jumped on the apron. Robinson zipped over to cut him off before he could get
involved, but Shane's ploy had worked. Van Dam grabbed the chair off the mat
and tossed it to The Storm, who had been half-distracted by Shane. The Force of
Nature caught it, and as a result he was easy prey for RVD, who promptly jumped
off the mat and snapped his foot into the chair in the Van Daminator.
RVD slipped the chair back out of the ring as Shane hopped off the apron,
pointing into the ring. Robinson turned and saw Van Dam in the cover. 1... 2...
and The Storm kicked out as well as thrusting one of his arms in the air. RVD
thought nothing of this as he went over to the corner, preparing to deliver the
finish he saw as academic. But as he grasped the top ropes, he was abruptly barrelled into from behind by an enraged Matthew Skinner.
The Storm slammed Van Dam sternum-first into the corner, then started bashing
his head off the turnbuckle.
Shane jumped on the apron again, shouting at him. Skinner spun around and
lunged, swinging a fist at him. The young McMahon nimbly ducked, then grabbed
The Storm's head as he dropped off the apron, hot-shotting
him off the top rope. Robinson had not seen this as he was checking on RVD in
the corner. Staggering back, Skinner was again left easy prey for the
challenger, who swept his legs out from under him with a sweep kick. With The
Storm laid out flat, RVD went off the opposite ropes, then went into a somersalt before flattening himself out in a senton in the Rolling Thunder. Van Dam covered. 1... 2...
and The Storm again kicked out.
As RVD backed up to consider his next attack, it became apparent that Skinner's
forehead -- which had been busted open a few times over the past few weeks --
was again bleeding. Turning over to stand himself upright, The Storm felt his
forehead with one hand, staring at the blood on his fingers. His lips curled
back in a snarl as his rage started to boil over.
But then something strange happened. He looked up at Van Dam with a wild look
in his eyes. He raised his bloody hand to his mouth, then licked the blood off
his fingers. As RVD and Shane reacted, the Force of Nature suddenly grabbed the
top rope and started jerking it up and down, yelling at the top of his lungs,
like a raving madman. The fans were shocked as well, especially as The Storm
turned around to face Van Dam with a manic grin. He beckoned Mr. Monday Night
to bring it on. Van Dam obliged.
The two started trading blows, but none of RVD's
punches seemed to be having any effect on the Force of Nature. Soon Skinner had
backed Van Dam into the corner where he started pistoning
his arm in and out of the corner with blow after blow. Finally he stopped,
flashed a wicked grin at Shane, then reared back before snapping his arm across
RVD's chest in a knife-edge chop. Van Dam winced and
held his chest, only to be pushed back upright and have it done again. Another
wince, and The Storm repeated it. Before Van Dam could wince, however, Skinner
swung his hand back in an open-handed slap to the chest, then back the other
way in the knife-edge chop, then back again in the slap. Chop, slap, chop,
slap, chop.
As RVD's chest turned red under the straps of his singlet, The Storm grabbed him by the head and pulled him
from the corner. Once out in the middle of the ring, he suddenly grabbed him in
a half-nelson, then delivered a nasty snap suplex, folding RVD in half and
knocking him senseless. The fans gave an "OHHH!" of surprise
and alarm, which was echoed by the commentators. Paul Heyman
was almost pitching a fit at seeing one of ECW's
icons "broken in half," to use the ECW mastermind's words.
Rather than go for the pin, however, The Storm stood up and turned in a slow
circle until his eyes met those of Shane McMahon. The co-owner of the Alliance
saw something in those crazed eyes, and he didn't like what he saw. Shane
started running as The Storm slid out of the ring and gave chase. For all of
Shane's vaunted swiftness, he made the mistake of trying to jump the announce
table and take off through the crowd. This slowed him down enough for Skinner
to catch him. He grabbed Shane by the back of the shirt and hauled him back
over the desk. Gripping the Boy Wonder by the collar and the belt, The Storm
pivoted around and hurled Shane into the steel stairs.
In the ring, Robinson was more concerned with Van Dam, who after finally
falling flat and lying spread eagle in the ring, wasn't moving. As a result,
the referee didn't see what happened outside the ring next. The Storm stood
over Shane's senseless carcass and grinned maliciously, not spotting the hairy
and sweaty male form who jumped out of the crowd. Matthew Skinner turned around
and was promptly Gored into the security barrier behind him by Rhyno. The fans shouted and promptly started booing as the
Man-Beast thumped his chest and raised his fists in the air. "Who's da man?!"
The boos turned to cheers as a chair-wielding Billy Rose came running down the
ramp, cracking Rhyno in the head before the ECWer saw him coming. Rose set the chair on the steel steps
and dragged The Storm to his feet, rousing him slightly before rolling him into
the ring. Robinson turned and saw the WCW Champion lying on the mat in a
similar state as RVD, and so began the ten-count. Van Dam, who had been taken
out sooner than The Storm, was the first to get up as the ref counted seven.
RVD looked at Skinner, who lay near the corner, but too close for a Five-Star.
Van Dam stepped over him and into the corner. He hitched himself up, ready to
deliver the Split-Legged Moonsault, but Rose wasn't
feeling that magnanimous. He raised his chair and blasted Van Dam in the head
with it.
Charles Robinson saw this, and promptly started ringing the bell, calling for
the disqualification. Rose entered the ring and set the chair down, going to
help The Storm to his feet. Robinson handed the belt to Rose, who slipped it
into Skinner's hands. By this point, however, Shane and Rhyno
were both starting to come around. The two entered the ring and immediately
pulled the Californian off of The Storm and began applying a two-man beating.
Van Dam came around and angrily joined in, pissed at being screwed out of
double gold.
The fans cheered again as The Storm pushed himself upright, brushing blood off
of his forehead, running his fingers down his face, leaving two bloody smears
down his cheeks under his eyes. He hoisted the chair up and smashed it into Rhyno's head, sending him rolling out of the ring. He
pivoted and brained Van Dam, sending him packing as well. Shane whirled around
and barely had time to get his hands up to try and cushion the blow that hit
him in the face. The young McMahon hit the mat and rolled out of the ring,
retreating up the ramp with his two comrades, staring in the ring at the
bleeding lunatic with the steel chair.
The Storm paced in the ring, the blood starting to dry on his face, when he
noticed that Billy Rose was starting to get up in the corner. He stared at him,
then gripped the chair with both hands. The fans, sensing what was coming,
started yelling, as if to dissuade the Force of Nature from doing what he was
about to do. Rose heard the sound from the crowd and turned around. CRACK!
The steel chair hit him square in the forehead, sending him right back to the
mat.
The Storm threw the badly-dented chair to the mat and grabbed his title belt
from where he'd dropped it in the corner. He walked back over and stood over
Rose's unconscious form, holding his WCW Title over him. "You see this,
Rose? This is mine! Not yours! I'm the one who defends it, not you! Next
time you try to get involved, I'll break every bone in your fucking
body!!"
-more to come-
Next: No Way Out draws closer and closer as The Storm begins to strike
out at anything that approaches him -- friend and foe alike. How much more can
one man take?
If you have any ideas for possible feuds/relationships for any of my
characters, drop me a line at jay_winger_2k@hotmail.com.
-=Jay 2K Winger=-
Live and Almost Legal
June 20, 2002
