After dinner...
"Hey Squidward? A movie is on, do you want to watch it?" Spongebob and Squidward watched TV for about 2 hours when Squidward decided he didn't want to watch it anymore. He lifted Spongebob's head of his shoulder (he fell asleep) and left a note. When Spongebob woke up, he read the note.
Dear Spongy,
Hi hunny. You were asleep and it was time for me to leave. How about tomorrow, same place, same time. I have a surprise for ya!
Love ya sexi,
Squidward
This note made spongebob feel very special and gave him butterflies. He couldn't wait for tonight. To bad they didn't have work.
That Night
ding dong
Spongebob looked up from the note he read from Patrick saying that gary wanted to sleep over again tonight.
"yes" spongebob thought to himself. He walked over to the door and opened it. Squidward was dressed in a sexy dress...ok, a fancy top and no pants wink wink He was holding what seemed like a white basket filled to the top with something that was covered.
"whats in the basket?" Spongebob asked.
"A surprise!" Squidward showered him in flowers and walked inside. He dumped his basket and out flew a couple of packets of something.
"Woooooooooowwwwwwwwww...Whats that?"
"These..." Said squidward, "Are condoms"
"What are they?" Spongebob acted confused.
"Well, put one on and I will tell you. Here, I'll put it on for you, take off your pants..."
The next day (Monday) at work...
"Mr. Krabs, Mr. Krabs! Look what squidward gave me yesterday!"
Mr. Krabs looked at him then shielded his eyes. "Spongebob, PULL YOUR PANTS UP!"
"But Mr. Krabs! I wanted to show you what to do with them! Squidward showed me yesterday!! It was fun. Please!!!"
Mr. Krabs looked at spongebob then screamed. "SQUIDWARD!"