"SQUIDWARD!!!"
Mr. Krabs shouted
"Yes,
Mr. Krabs?" Squidward answered, unusually
cheerful
"Squidward..."
he began, "You know what? Never mind I think I'm better off
not knowing"
"Ooooooh
I get it" Squidward said knowingly, "This is about the
condoms isn't it?"
"Uh..."
"Don't
worry Mr. Krabs, I'll show you how to use them tonight" He said
with a wink
Mr.
Krabs looked pale for a few seconds before turning a gross green. He
ran into the bathroom and began throwing up repeatedly
Mr.
Krabs walks back and looks at squidward.
"You
will never...EVER..." Too late. Squidward pulls down his pants
and reveals 2 packs of condoms waiting to be used....
that night
"O, Mr. Krabs, I just love your place! It just feels so, so homey, if you know what I mean! WHAT DO YOUR GET IF YOU TAKE THE M OUT OF HOMEY AND PUT IN RN!?! That's what I mean by your house!" Squidward jumped onto Mr. Krabs and started kissing him.
Back at Spongebob's
"O GARY! If only you could have been here. It was so fun. Squidward taught me how to use a condom! He gave me an extra one and I want to teach you!"
"MEOW!?!?!??!?!?!?!" Gary slivered away as fast as he could.
"FINE! BUT IT'S FUN! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE MISSING OUT ON!" Spongebob screamed after Gary.
Spongebob looked down at his pants and a giggle escaped his mouth. Quietly, he took off his pants and looked at the door...
Back at Krab's
"O Squidward, that was so fun!" Mr. Krabs looked out the window. "O MY GOD! Mr. SQUIDWARD! COME QUICK! LOOK!!!!!!!!" Outside they heard a laughing chorus of "I'm ready, I'm ready!" and saw Spongebob running around with no pants, OR UNDERWEAR! They looked at each other and down to their bare bottoms. A smile approached on their face as they ran outside.
outside
"IM READY! IM READY! IM READY!"
So...how did you like my story? Once I get over 7 reviews, I'll continue. I've got a good idea for the next one. I'll give ya'll a clue...it includes a clarinet wink wink