Squidward GAY? Chapter 4: triple timer, a spongebob squarepants fanfic

HEY EVERYONE! This one is a short chapter, im sorry, BUT! Its very funny, but kinda kinky, lol. AND THANK YOU KELLY FOR CHAPTER 3, YOU HELPED A LOT. EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW THAT U BEGAN IT, AND EVEN THOUGH U THOUGH MR. KRABS SHOULDN'T BE GAY...LOL... I HAD TO! LOL. THANKS AND ALSO, THANKS SOOO MUCH FOR ALL THE REVIEWS! I REALLY APRECCIATE IT!

"good morning world and all who inhabit it!" spongebob woke with a bright smile on his face and walked downstairs to feed Gary.
"The most importiant meal of the day, is serving it up, Gary's way! BUM!" spongebob sung a little tune and fed Gary. "Off to work! o wait! todays a holiday! maybe i should check up on squidward to see how he is doing!"
Spongebob cha cha cha'ed over to squidwards singing..."I DO THE CHA CHA LIKE A SISSY GRL!" knock knock. "Squidward? YOU HOME!!!!!?!?!" the door opened on its own...

"hmm, I wonder where squidward is." Spongebob walked inside and looked around. He heard some noises coming from upstairs and walked up to squid's room. Slowly, he opened the door to find squidward making love to his clarinet.

"SQUIDWARD! YOU TWO TIMER!" Spongebob ran outside crying and went to patrick's house.

"O Patrick, it's horrible. SQUIDWARD CH, CH, CH, CHEATED!"

"WHAT!?! WE WEATED?"

"NO PAT! HE CHEATED!" Spongebob cried even louder.

"Well, that's funny, because mr. krabs came by a little while ago and told me squid cheated on him!"

"O MY GOOD GOLLY GOSH! O MY O MY O MY!" Spongebob danced around the room saying that with his harms out and his hands down (spread the gayness) "HOW COULD HE! THAT TRIPPLE TIMER!"

"It's not that bad." Patrick said. "Here, try this..." Patrick handed spongebob a reef blower.

"What do I do with this?" Spongebob asked.

"This!" Said Patrick, shoving the mouth of the reef blower down spongebob's pants.

"O, MY, GOD! IT FEELS SO, SO, GOOD!" Spongebob played around with the reef blower for a little and thanked Patrick. Soon he left with the reef blower sticking out of his pants.

PLEASE REVIEW AND TELL ME IF U LIKE THIS CHAPTER. I NEED SOME MORE IDEAS, PLEASE HELP?I'LL THINK AND ONCE I GET 10 REVIEWS, I WILL POST THE NEXT CHAPTER! I PROMISE IT WILL GET EVEN FUNNIER. AND IT MIGHT EVEN INCLUDE PLANKTON! LOL. SO, THANKS! AND AGAIN, IM VERY SORRY FOR HOW SHORT THIS CHAPTER IS, IT WILL BE LONGER NEXT TIME, I PROMISE. BUT I AM GOING AWAY TO THE BEACH FOR ABOUT A WEEK. I'LL TRY TO WRITE MORE WHILE THERE SO IT WILL BE AN EXTRA LONG CHAPTER. ATLEAST 1000 WORDS!